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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 26 Mar 1995.
Re: Searching for Marx Brothers

Re: Searching for Marx Brothers

In article <3kp87i$4h...@ixnews2.ix.netcom.com>, Gus...@ix.netcom.com (August Nelson) says:

>>" I resign. I wouldn't want to belong to any club that would have me
>>  as a member "
>>
>>                       - Groucho Marx ( Attributed )

>After deliberating at their next meeting, the Board turned him down.
>Thomas said they told him they didn't want for their first non-Jewish
>member someone who LOOKED so Jewish.

>True story.

Quite poignant too considering the current state of affairs
between Israel and Lebanon, since Danny Thomas was Lebanese. . . .

Thanks for the Groucho post; I needed a good laugh today. . . .

MJ

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