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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 28 Apr 1996.
Re: Wanted: The Finger

Re: Wanted: The Finger

In article <4lpcm1$ou...@newsbf02.news.aol.com>, red...@aol.com
(RedWngsFan) wrote:

> Could someone e-mail me a descent ASCII of "the finger"  (flipping someone
> off)

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According to nobel prizewinning surgeon and hygenist 
Tom Whelan, you should always do the following things
to make life better for your spleen:1)  Let it out for a few minutes each day.  Carefully put a towel in your
lap for this.
2)  Vent the Spleen.  This is best done in the shower, as it can become
messy.  Be sure to have your blood type in stock at the local red cross.
3)  Talk to your Spleen:  A few words of encourgement, or jaus t a kind
comment make for a happy day.
4)  Never scare your spleen.  Mad barking dogs, incontinent parrots, and
brain damaged Easter Bunnies all tend to upset your spleen.
5)  Your spleen needs a diet high in Haggis.  Haggis is a delicacy popular
in Scotland.  It is made with ground lamb's brains, liver, adrenal glands
and hemp with a barley binder.  The Haggis is served in the lamb's
stomach.  Since there is a resemblance, the Spleen enjoys this meal.
6)  Burp allot.  This is akin to a back rub for the Spleen.
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"There once was a warrior, with a beard"
"He had a power, yes IB! was feared"
"Nothing he did, could ever be wrong"
"He was quick, and he was strong"
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/ |don't fear the hippie    | \_______________________________       |P
\ |he's got mind control -dm| /     spamgod is your true salvation!  |L
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         P|   i was driving at the speed of light and turned on my   |E
         E|   headlights, the light piled up on my windshield like   |N
         A|   wet toilet paper.                      /-------------|-----\
         C|                     --------------------< |Yak Cheese Abuser| >
         E|                                          \-------------------/
Q: Can I splendify my spleen by adding aluminum siding?
Rob Piltz has this to say:
"While aluminum siding requires little maintainance after it has been
installed, I still prefer the look of natural cedar shake siding.
It may be more work, but I think that overall you will be pleased with
it, you can stain it any color you like.  Plus, your spleen will like it
better.  Natural wood feels more comfortable to your spleen than hard,
cold aluminum.  A comfortable spleen is a happy spleen."
It has been noted that aluminum siding chafes spleens. Dave Calvin notes 
that WD-40 reduces chafing, but reminds us that spleens don't like the
taste of WD-40, which could result in a decrease in performance.
                   !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                   !!! JESUS LOVES YOU !!!
smily clown --> =*)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IB?=IB!  Hail Me!

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From: pre...@whitehouse.gov (Great Clown-Lord Fnork De Sporg)
Subject: Re: Wanted:  The Finger
Date: 1996/04/28
Message-ID: <president-2804961209050001@10.0.2.15>
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references: <4lpcm1$ou...@newsbf02.news.aol.com>
organization: Boiled Fish-Heads Productions
newsgroups: alt.ascii-art
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