Re: Wanted: The Finger
From Great Clown-Lord Fnork De Sporg <pre...@whitehouse.gov>
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In article <4lpcm1$ou...@newsbf02.news.aol.com>, red...@aol.com (RedWngsFan) wrote: > Could someone e-mail me a descent ASCII of "the finger" (flipping someone > off) ** **** **** **** **** ** **** ** ** *************** ****************** ******************* ****************** *************** ************ -- Sig cannibalism or Sig collage? You decide! � �� � � � �о�� ����� � � � � �о���� ������� ���������������������� �о�������������� � Fear the slug! � �о������������ � � � �� For it is holy! � �о������������������ � ���������������������� ���������������������� � � � ����������� ������� � �������� � ����� � � �������� ��� � � ������ �� �� � � � � � � о� ���������������� о� ��������������������������� о� ������������������������������������� ��� ���������� ������������������������������������������� ���������������� ��� ���������� ���������������������������������������������� ��������������� �� о�������� ������������������������������������������������ �������������� � о�������� �������������������������������������������������� ������������� �������������������������������������������������������� According to nobel prizewinning surgeon and hygenist Tom Whelan, you should always do the following things to make life better for your spleen:1) Let it out for a few minutes each day. Carefully put a towel in your lap for this. 2) Vent the Spleen. This is best done in the shower, as it can become messy. Be sure to have your blood type in stock at the local red cross. 3) Talk to your Spleen: A few words of encourgement, or jaus t a kind comment make for a happy day. 4) Never scare your spleen. Mad barking dogs, incontinent parrots, and brain damaged Easter Bunnies all tend to upset your spleen. 5) Your spleen needs a diet high in Haggis. Haggis is a delicacy popular in Scotland. It is made with ground lamb's brains, liver, adrenal glands and hemp with a barley binder. The Haggis is served in the lamb's stomach. Since there is a resemblance, the Spleen enjoys this meal. 6) Burp allot. This is akin to a back rub for the Spleen. _ _ /o\ Give me lava lamps or give me death /o\ \_/ \_/ "There once was a warrior, with a beard" "He had a power, yes IB! was feared" "Nothing he did, could ever be wrong" "He was quick, and he was strong" /---------------------------\ |S / |don't fear the hippie | \_______________________________ |P \ |he's got mind control -dm| / spamgod is your true salvation! |L \--------|------------------/ |E P| i was driving at the speed of light and turned on my |E E| headlights, the light piled up on my windshield like |N A| wet toilet paper. /-------------|-----\ C| --------------------< |Yak Cheese Abuser| > E| \-------------------/ Q: Can I splendify my spleen by adding aluminum siding? Rob Piltz has this to say: "While aluminum siding requires little maintainance after it has been installed, I still prefer the look of natural cedar shake siding. It may be more work, but I think that overall you will be pleased with it, you can stain it any color you like. Plus, your spleen will like it better. Natural wood feels more comfortable to your spleen than hard, cold aluminum. A comfortable spleen is a happy spleen." It has been noted that aluminum siding chafes spleens. Dave Calvin notes that WD-40 reduces chafing, but reminds us that spleens don't like the taste of WD-40, which could result in a decrease in performance. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!! JESUS LOVES YOU !!! smily clown --> =*)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IB?=IB! Hail Me!
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X-Google-Language: THAI,CP874 X-Google-Thread: f996b,868905c0273f76ea X-Google-Attributes: gidf996b,public From: pre...@whitehouse.gov (Great Clown-Lord Fnork De Sporg) Subject: Re: Wanted: The Finger Date: 1996/04/28 Message-ID: <president-2804961209050001@10.0.2.15> X-Deja-AN: 151894611 references: <4lpcm1$ou...@newsbf02.news.aol.com> organization: Boiled Fish-Heads Productions newsgroups: alt.ascii-art
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