Re: TALK (well, sort of)

In article <CqB...@brunel.ac.uk>, DR J <me9...@brunel.ac.uk> wrote:
>
>
>            THINGS THAT HAVEN'T HAPPENED YET ON ALT.ASCII-ART
>            =================================================
              or TRUTH WOULD BE BETTER THAN ALL THIS FRICTION


> 1)  Normand Vielleux posts a drawing that doesn't contain an '8'.

      Or somebody tokes one of his posts with 8's and repostes it with 
      the 8's changed to $'s.

> 2)  Row sends in a drawing and somebody follows it up by saying 'Sorry,
>     that was crap, learn to draw'.

      Row suspects who the anonymous poster is, and draws a nude picture 
      of him (showing all his shortcomings) and posts it.

> 3)  Tua Xiong posts a drawing and nobody stops to wonder if he's male or
>     female.

      Except an anonymous poster.

> 4)  Somebody requests a figlet sig of their name and Scarecrow replies
>     with 'Do it yourself you lazy so-and-so'.

      But I do it like the cowardly lion, not the Scarecrow, and I post 
      it anonymously.

> 5)  Seven days go by without 'Meriday in the morning' being posted.

      No that's hoping for too much.

> 6)  Chevalier writes an Ascii horror story.

      Again?

> 7)  Somebody proposes making a new ascii group and everyone decides
>     exactly how they'd like it to be before taking a vote on it.

      Except for an anonymous poster who accuses me (Scarecrow) of 
      wanting to start the group in order to take over the world.

> 8)  Somebody sends in a post and asks how much time the main contributors
>     actually spend on their study / work if all they seem to do is draw
>     pictures all the time.

      Row answers "It's nono of your business you lazy so-and-so."  He posts 
      anonymously, of course.

> 9)  Scarecrow's sig collection is confiscated by the FBI and he is forced
>     to sign the end of every post with 'Bob'.

      To make 'Bob' in all those different lettering styles, now that would 
      take a big ego.  But I could claim the FBI made me do it.

>10)  Somebody posts in a really great drawing and everybody saves it so
>     that no-one has to ask for it to be reposted five days later.

      Now you've gone too far, this is really a joke, right?

>OK, it's not art, but it's close. Please add your own contributions, maybe
>we can set up an alternative FAQ with it.

   We could call it 'Fractured FAQ' and everybody can contribute 
(anonymously of course).  We can post it to news.answers, since I know 
how to do that (anonymously of course).

>                                                       DR J
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