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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 2 Jul 2000.
Re: OT: (long) SF at Mickey D's

Re: OT: (long) SF at Mickey D's

Once Upon A Time,
in article <8jkuj0$cnp$1...@slb7.atl.mindspring.net>
MQS wrote:

>      etc etc etc etc etc etc etc...

I'm sorry, but that just won't do.  
Please allow me to finish MQS' map of her local McDonalds.

>
>          Outside Playground
>
>  ___________________________________________
>  |                                           |
>  | BBB                  BBBB BBBB BBBB BBBBB |
>  | B                                       B |
>  | B                                       B |
>  | B                                       B |  B = booth area 
>  | B                                       B |  c = column 
>  | B                                       B |  | _ = wall  
>  | B                                       B |  x's = zigzaggy
>  | B                                       B |   "crack" in floor
>  | B         B                    B          |    tiles pattern 
>  | B         B                    B          |
>  | B         BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB          |
>  | B         |                    |          |
>  | B         \   "bar" area       /          |
>  | B          \__________________/           |
>  | B                  xxx                    |
>  | B                    xx                   |
>  | B           ___c    xxx   c___            |
>  | B                      xxx                |
>  | BBBB                      xx              |
>  |                     ______________________|
>  |                    |  order counter       |
>  |                    |                      |
>  |                   /|                      |
>  |                  | |                      |
>  | B                 b|                      |
>  | B                 a|                      |
>  | B                 r|     food prep area   |
>  | B      to          |                      |
>  | B   restrooms     \|                      |
>  | B      |           |                      |
>  | B      V         B |                      |
>  | B                B |______________________|
   | BBBBB      BBBBBBB  VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV|  V = Videotape collection
   |___                                        |    of "Huckleberry Hound"
   |   | Pez Vending Machine              _____|    cartoons for rent
   |___|                          Unisex |  W _|       .
   |   | Prozac Vending Machine   Restrm \ W O_|       .
   |___|                                 |__W__|       .
   |   | Peeps Vending Machine      W W        |  W = Wetness
   |___|                          W   W W  W W |       .
   |                            WW W_W___W____W|       .
   |  ____    ____              W |            |       .
   | |____|  |____| Cots       W  |            |       .
   |  ____    ____   for        W |  Jacuzzi   |       .
   | |____|  |____|   Naps      W |    Area    |       .
   |  ____    ____             W  |            |       .
   | |____|  |____|             W |____________|       .
   |                             W  W          /       .
   |_____________        WLWL     W. ~,` *  @ ~        .
   |             |    WLWLWL    @ *  $ '^ $;=*>   WL = Wetness from
   |  Spanking   |   WLWLWL    <. Zone of  @"          Leaky Roof
   |  Machine    |    WLWL     #  Temporal  %          .
   |    Room     |   WLWLWL    < Instability #         .
   |_____________|    WLWLWL    @. = . %*. :/          .
   |         S       WLWL         ^ * # ; + ?          .
   |        S         WL             `',$ *_#          .
   |       SS        WL                      >    S = Smoking Area
   |      SSSS              Q                 \        .
   |      SSSSS            QQQ     Stairway to |       .
   |    SSSSSSSSS         QQQQQ      Dungeon   |  Q = Quicksand
   |  SSSSSSSSSSSSS      QQQQQQQ          \    |       .
   |  F  F  F  F  F      QQQQQQQ           |___|       .
   | FF FF FF FF FFF      QQQQQ            |___|  F = Fire Area
   |FFFF FFFFF FFFFFF      QQQ             |___|       .
   |FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF      Q              |___|       .
   |RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR                TT       |  R = Oily Rag area
   |                                  TT       |  T = Trash can
   |###########################################|       .
   |###########################################|       .
   |######## AREA OF NECROTIC DARKNESS ########|       .
   |########    FROM WHICH THERE IS    ########|       .
   |########         NO ESCAPE         ########|       .
   |###########################################|       .
   |###########################################|       .
   |###########################################|       .
   `-------------------------------------------'  - = Back wall
      ___________    _______________________         /
     |  Speaker  |  |        Menu           |       /
     |___________|  |_______________________|      /
                                                  /
\                                                /
 \                DRIVE THRU                    /
  \                                            /
   \__________________________________________/ MQS&CI



** 
Captain Infinity
 ...hmph!  *My* local McDonalds doesn't have quicksand!  I'm jealous!

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