cars
From Verner Karleborg <v...@hotbrev.com>
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· 7 Aug 2004 13:53 · View full thread
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[The quoted text is from alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk] headkase wrote: > > Subject: Driving along > Date: 30 Jul 2004 11:16:06 GMT > From: headkase <psy...@hotmail.com> > Newsgroups: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk > > > and some stupid bitch ( yeah i know but this is my road rage story and i > believe road rage in a controlled way can be healthy for repressed rage > so.......) i am driving along the highyway caning to work, as caning as a > forty year old car will cane, which is surprisingly fast, and this woman in > a brand new ford is in the fast lane about to hem me in behind a truck, so > i cane a bit more did not have the vision to see to far ahead but went to > sneak into quite an adequate gap, cause you know the Val aint zippy at all > and so i am doing that, i am over the centre line doing a 120 km and hour > lane manouver between a truck and a brand new purple ford and i fucking hit > a blown out truck tyre, i could not swerve to avoid it or do anythign > really i just had to fucking go over it, out of nowhere it came, BANG and > a few more bangs it made, am i glad they made em tough in the sixties, i > was freaking a bit, about potential damage, havent had the old girl checked > out yet, but you know if it aint broke dont fix it, what cracked me up, the > boys at work when i told them i hit a truck tyre, went " ohhhhh, fuck you > hit an alligator" and i thought about that and i have to say if you see one > curled up on the raod like that, and feel its fucking bite, well its funny > cause its true.... Detective Veronica goes to work and finds: http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=Xns94F4D0FA51CFpsykoexgirlfriendhot%40211.29.133.50 which mentions "1969 toyota corona". Sure, one person can have more than one car, but I'm too lazy to dig any deeper. It's a fairly new post so it will have to do. which leads to: http://www.ies-geneve.ch/2000gt/Histoire/Toyota/Corona1969.jpg But to draw the driver more easily something like this would be practical: http://www.ies-geneve.ch/2000gt/Histoire/Toyota/PublicaCabrio.jpg _.----, .-'" ""--._ / | FF| / .-. // | (| .-/_J | L JJ--|---------'""""`. ____\_.------'/\_) `""""---' `--'-------\-------'--"--._ /| .-." " ` | == L _________`L | F J |) ______.----------+-------'"""""""""'----------| |F_ /| V m .----. | | .' .---. F (] """"--.E--- // .--. `. 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X-Google-Thread: f996b,72e4dd7abce8d862,start X-Google-Attributes: gidf996b,public X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit Path: g2news1.google.com!news2.google.com!fu-berlin.de!uni-berlin.de!not-for-mail From: Verner Karleborg <v...@hotbrev.com> Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: cars Date: Sat, 07 Aug 2004 13:53:42 +0000 Lines: 278 Message-ID: <411...@hotbrev.com> Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Trace: news.uni-berlin.de KhSoNy/KH/4t6/b5NvGdSQ7G2k194ApflRRPnb7ee5Usr90d4= X-Mailer: Mozilla 3.04 (X11; I; Linux 2.4.22-1.2115.nptl i586) Xref: g2news1.google.com alt.ascii-art:1034
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