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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 24 May 2000.
Re: Barbara Cartland

Re: Barbara Cartland

Once Upon A Time,
In article <392...@gate.net>
Dave wrote:

>Podkayne Fries wrote:
>> 
>> The novelist left instructions snubbing a traditional wood casket out
>> of concern for the environment.
>
>If she really cared, she'd've left cremation instructions instead.

But then her death smog would have wafted into the rainclouds, which would
pour down on the graveyard, and then the dead would rise from their graves
to eat Linnea Quigley.

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>> Dame Barbara, who died on Sunday aged 98, is expected to be buried
>> wearing one of her famous pink chiffon gowns. 
>
>Knowing full well that she will soon be a decomposed mass of fetid, worm
>eaten flesh and viscera.       


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