Re: drsquare is a useless troll was Re: What does everyone reckon our chances are for the Euro 2004 qualifying?
From Mark Kent <mar...@NOHAM.otford.kent.btinternet.co.uk>
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Jonathan Ball <jon...@earthlink.NS.net> espoused: >drsquare wrote: > >> On Sun, 03 Feb 2002 19:43:47 GMT, in alt.animals.ethics.vegetarian, >> (Jonathan Ball <jon...@mindspring.NS.com>) wrote: >> >> >>>drsquare wrote: >>> >>> >>>>So what? All they have to do is smack it down the pitch with those sticks >>>>like in golf. The only thing stopping them from scoring from the other end >>>>of the pitch is all that padding. >>>> >>>You don't know what you're talking about. Any idiot >>>can run around on a field kicking at something; >>> >> >> Then why don't you take it up? You could make �50,000 a week. > >I didn't say I could do it well enough to make money at >it. But I can *basically* do it, with no training. >You couldn't skate down the ice if your life depended >on it. > > >> >> >>>even >>>you can probably do it. Let's see you even *stand* on >>>ice skates, let alone take a shot at the puck without >>>landing on your fat ass. >>> >> >> How could I, seeing as I have never ice-skated or played ice-hockey before? > >Well, there you go. Any human being capable of basic >jogging, for christ's sake, can dribble a soccer ball >down a field. Not with a skilled defender trying to >take it away from him, of course, but simply basic >kicking the ball down the goddamned field. Ice hockey >takes a whole extra set of skills, way beyond what Joe >Sixpack - you - have. > It took my 5 year old kid about 3 hours to learn how to stay up on skates and get around - it took about 2 years to learn how to walk, let alone kick a ball at the same time, or even control it in some way. Football is an extremely skillful game - your own lack of knowledge about it doesn't make it less so. -- Mark Kent Take out the ham to mail me.
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