Re: What is a Flonk??

This dude "Deus" tin...@hotmail.com,  in article 
<3b9...@news.zoomnet.net>, said the following tripped out 
things:
> sdi...@netlane.com (Shanaka Dias) wrote:
> >On Fri, 31 Aug 2001 22:56:36 +0200, Veronica Karlsson
> ><asc...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> >>anonyme wrote:
> >>> Veronica Karlsson wrote :
> >>> >anonyme wrote:
> >>> >> Veronica Karlsson wrote:
> >>> >> >anonyme wrote:
> >>> >> >
> >>> >> >> You are quite the persuasive gurl aren't you? I tell you what. You
> >>> >> >> start posting more to alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk and I will
> >>> >> >> visit your chat.
> >>> >> >
> >>> >> >No. That group is much too busy for me. alt.romath is much nicer!
> >>> >>
> >>> >> Would you like more xposting then? <G>
> >>> >
> >>> >I rather like the current pace over here, but of course, if there are
> >>> >some really good ones...
> >>> 
> >>> Ok. What would you define as a good one? Flaming or just general
> >>> silliness?
> >>
> >>It depends...
> >>
> >>> >> But odd that you should ask what a Flonk is....
> >>> >
> >>> >Did I ask?
> >>> >
> >>> >*checks*
> >>> >
> >>> >Yeah, I guess I did. I'm not really curious to learn the answer.
> >>> 
> >>> Sorry, *I* am. =)
> >>
> >>Actually, I have heard this question somewhere before, and seen the
> >>answer.
> >>
> >>*goes dejahunting*
> >>
> >>http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=7vh1nb%24ra7%242%40nntpd.databasix.com&output=gplain
> 
> This definition is controversial, since it smacks of the analytic
> rather than the synthetic, the syncretic and the eclectic.
> 
> Analysis is discouraged unless everyone's too discouraged to
> discourage it.  Or it's funny.  Or irritating.
> 
> Signed,
> 
> God
> 
> 

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