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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 22 Apr 1994.
Re: TALK:Re: REQUEST: Swastika

Re: TALK:Re: REQUEST: Swastika

In article <2p6...@life.ai.mit.edu>,
David A. Z. <da...@gnu.ai.mit.edu> wrote:
>
>Followup-To: alt.ascii-art,alt.fan.warlord,misc.test,alt.test

You can take the boy out of the alt.sewer, but you can't take the alt.sewer
out of the boy.



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	|	I looked at it in the mirror--swollen, red, 		|
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	|	around it and playfully squeezed.  My mouth		| 
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	|	building.  Teasing it, I alternated between		| 
	|	gentle pulls and firm pressure.  There was an		| 
	|	almost painful sensation as my nerves registered	| 
	|	every motion.  It swelled a little more, and I		| 
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	|	I gasped as the creamy liquid spewed forth in a		| 
	|	violent eruption.					|
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	|	Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....				|
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	|	My body relaxed, my eyes came back into focus, 		|
	|	and I stood there limp as I quietly contemplated 	|
	|	the muck on the mirror.					|
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	|	God I love zits.					|
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Subject: Re: TALK:Re: REQUEST: Swastika
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