Attack of the Pie!

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| /An ordinary day...    |
|/  A freshly baked pie  |
|   is left to cool      |
|------------------------|
|              )         |
|          )   (         |
|          (             |
|       __________       |
|      /:: : :  ::\      |
|     (____________)     |
|      \\\\\\//////      |
|       \\\\\/////       |
|        '------'        |
|========================|
| /  No one suspected    |
|/  that demonic forces  |
|  had taken an interest |
| in this completely     |
|innocent act of baking  |
|------------------------|
|                        |
| |         |            |
| \\ ,mmm, //  O  ( )    |
| ,\\mmmmm//,o .-...-._  |
| m:\\   //:m (  I am  ) |
| m. *   * .m (   the  ) |
| m:  . .  :m ( anti-  ) |
| m': ___ :'m (  piest!) |
| m'':   :''m  '-,-'-''  |
|  _.|'''|._             |
|========================|
| / And he worked his    |
|/    evil influence on  |
|           the pie!     |
|------------------------|
|_____________           |
|   '----.----'          |
|_______.'               |
|             \          |
| |  ...--'              |
|               \        |
| | ...----'''           |
|      __________ \      |
| | ....----'''  \       |
|    (____________) \    |
| |   \\\\\\//////       |
|   .....----''''     \  |
| |     '------'         |
|========================|
| /  And shaped the pie  |
|/    unto his evil whim |
|------------------------|
|       .-.    .-.       |
|      :(*)\  /(*):      |
|      /'-./--\.-'\      |
|     (.__________.)     |
|      \v'vvvvvv'v/      |
|       |(((())))|       |
|       \AnnnnnnA/       |
|        '------'        |
|========================|
| /But the demon didn't  |
|/ realise how hungry    |
| The Living Pie(tm) was!|
|------------------------|
|                 __     |
|               _/*)\__  |
|              /       \ |
|              Vvvvvv   \|
|__________________  )  )|
|       .________)   )  )|
|_____) \\     A^^^^^^  /|
|_______//     \_______/ |
|    ----'               |
|=========================
| / Ouch.                |
|/                       |
|------------------------|
|                        |
| |         |            |
| \\ ,mmm, //            |
| ,\\mmmmm//,   ARGHHHH! |
| m:\\   //:m __________ |
| m. -   - .m |Censored|!|
| m:  . .  :m ~~~~~~~~~~ |
| m':  o  :'m            |
| m'':   :''m Foiled     |
|  _.|'''|._     again!!!|
|========================|
|...and they all lived   |
|  (or not) ever after.  |
|------------------------|
|(c)1998 Aziraphael      |
|  (James Mitchelhill)   |
|________________________|

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