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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 28 Mar 1995.
Re: Cows
Colin Douthwaite wrote:

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:       *   Alt.COWS.MOO.MOO.MOO   *   FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS   *
: 
:                                            __________
:           (__)  ,---------.               /          \  (___)
:           (oo) | :\/: _  _ \             / |\/|,-.,-  | (o o)
:    /-------\/_/  :  :: :: : )           (  |  || || | |_ \ /--------\
:   / | ____|| \_  '  '`-'`-'/             \ |  |`-'`-'___\ O||      || \
:  *  ||""  ||   \__________/               \_________/      ||----/@||   *
:     ^^    ^^                                               ^^      ^^
:    Female Cow                                               Male Cow
                                                              ^^^^^^^^
                      Back here in contrary old England, we call them "bulls".
                      No kidding - we do!

: Last updated:  27 March 1994


: Q1:  MOO ?

: A1:  MOO !

To quote Spock: "Live long and Moo."
To quote Zsa Zsa: "When I'm good I'm very good good, but when I'm bad I Moo."
To quote Hamlet: "To Moo or not to Moo, *that* is the question."

Rob.

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