Dilbert

Hi Guys-
	This is more Dilbert stuff that I whipped up at the beginning of
the summer, fubarred, held a contest that no one won, and have only now
gotten around to posting.
	Now, where is that file?...

	Ah, here it is...

	Our hero, sitting at his Be Box proto.  His hair might look a little
funny depending upon what you are using to read this.  If you don't like 
his hair, you can modify it how you want.  (I would suggest these
alternatives: '"'"'"', `'`'`'`', and ~^~^~^~.  Find one you like.)  Try 
not to look at his hand. 8^)


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A quick and dirty Ratbert pic.  His ears actually lay down more than I 
am able to show in this small of a drawing.  
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				  ||     ;    '--():

						
						
	This is Dilbert and Dogbert sitting down.  Ummm...  any questions?

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	This is Dilbert's garbage man.  He is my favorite character by 
far, 
and I drew him as if he was going to say something, but it is late, and
I cannot think of something that is witty enough.  If you want to change 
him so that he is reading instead of reacting, try changing his mouth
from the '.' to a '-'.
			 
			  .----.
			 /___.--'-.
			 C   '----'	 
			 |       )   .-----.
			 |     .|   /_ 	   /
			 '''----'  /  )   /
		         /       \/'..'___/
		        /        /   /
		       /            /
		                   /\~~)__________
		    	             \(___________)
		                      | | | | | | |
		                      | | |(__) | |	-abg



	This is Dilbert's perpetually bad date.  I am sure that there are
actually more than one, but they almost always look like this one.
Let her say something dumb.  I never like it when she gets the best of
our boy.   I remember that happening wayyy to often in RL.

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			     ..(~       ~)..     
			    (               )	 
		           (     ~~~~~~~     )	 
		          (     |  . .  |     )	 
		         (      |  (_)  |      )	 
		        (       |       |       )
		          (.,.,.|  ===  |.,.,.)
		                 '.___.'
				  /|_|\
				 /     \
				/       \	  -abg


And, last and probably least in the brains category, Dilbert's boss.
His hair is not quuuuuite right.  I am going to hide behind the 'too
tired to do something about it right now' excuse.  Also, this little 
bit of trivia popped up when I was 'reseaching' (read: sneaking into 
the local bookstore and reading all the Dilbert books that I don't 
own) him: his eyebrows change periodically from the 'unibrow' look to 
a regular dual look.  At least that's easy to change.

	      @         @ 
	     @@  ..-..  @@
	     @@@' _ _ '@@@
              @(  . .  )@
	       |  (_)  |
               |   _   |
               |_     _|
              /|_'---'_|\
             / | '\_/' | \
            /  |  | |  |  \	  -abg


	I did these about 5 months ago, and see somethings that I can
change.  I edited them so that the pictures wouldn't be all over the
screen like they were before, but they might not look right on your
screen, so you might have to do a little more editing.
	Adios, amigos!

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Adam Gurno                              gur...@cda.mrs.umn.edu
Csci Major @ the UofMinn-Morris '97     Happily making some of the worst
Unix Junkie                             ascii art ever known.

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