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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 20 Feb 1999.
The Therapist

The Therapist

  _____________________________________

                     _____________
   BOO!             ||           ||
      HOO!  ____    || THERAPIST ||
           (  __)   ||  OFFICE   ||
          (  (++(\  ||Dr. Knowit ||
         (___)o///  ||           ||
           /\\/\/   ||___________||
           \\_)_)   ||___________||
            \\ \    ||councilling||
           / \) \   ||  advice   ||
          /______\  || opinions  ||
           / / \ \  ||           ||
   ______ /_/ _ \_\ ||___________|| _________JRO
         /\_>   /\_>

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     ________________________________________/
                                             |
"Sniff..sniff.. My               __________  |
relationship is in         ___  |Certi*fyed| |
a complete mess,  ___     /)))\ | ~Shrink~ | |
   Doctor."  \   (   )   (~O-O~)|__________| |
              \ (     )   \_-_/              |
                (_____)__ /\|/\ _______      |
                |~~~~~||\/)___________/|     |
                |     ||\/           | |     |
       _______  |     ||\_           | | ____|
     ________   |_____||\ \          | | ____|\
                 \_____\\\_\  _______|/|   JRO\\
                 |||| |||/\_>       ||         \\


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    _ "Now, now. Things are never ___________/
      as bad as they seem. Tell me           |
      just how this all started  __________  |
               today."     ___  |Certi*fyed| |
                  ___  \  /)))\ | ~Shrink~ | |
                 (   )   (~O-O~)|__________| |
                (     )   \_o_/              |
                (_____)__ /\|/\ _______      |
                |~~~~~||\/)___________/|     |
                |     ||\/           | |     |
       _______  |     ||\_           | | ____|
     ________   |_____||\ \          | | ____|\
                 \_____\\\_\  _______|/|   JRO\\
                 |||| |||/\_>       ||         \\


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 "Sniff.. Okay... Well, we   ________________/
  woke up, and my husband                    |
 rolled over and looked at       __________  |
  me and he said, "Good    ___  |Certi*fyed| |
  morning, Linda  ___     /)))\ | ~Shrink~ | |
     dear."  \   (   )   (~O-O~)|__________| |
              \ (     )   \_-_/              |
                (_____)__ /\|/\ _______      |
                |~~~~~||\/)___________/|     |
                |     ||\/           | |     |
       _______  |     ||\_           | | ____|
     ________   |_____||\ \          | | ____|\
                 \_____\\\_\  _______|/|   JRO\\
                 |||| |||/\_>       ||         \\


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    _________________________________________/
       "Well, that sounds perfectly          |
               normal to me."    __________  |
                      \    ___  |Certi*fyed| |
                  ___  \  /)))\ | ~Shrink~ | |
                 (   )   (~O-O~)|__________| |
                (     )   \_o_/              |
                (_____)__ /\|/\ _______      |
                |~~~~~||\/)___________/|     |
                |     ||\/           | |     |
       _______  |     ||\_           | | ____|
     ________   |_____||\ \          | | ____|\
                 \_____\\\_\  _______|/|   JRO\\
                 |||| |||/\_>       ||         \\


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    _________________________________________/
                                             |
   "But Doctor! My               __________  |
    name is Susan!"        ___  |Certi-fyed| |
           \      ___     /)))\ | ~Shrink~ | |
              (\ (   )   (~0-0~)|__________| |
              //(     )   \_-_/              |
              \\(_____)__(\\|/ \_______      |
               \|~~~~~||\// __________/|     |
                |     ||\/           | |     |
       _______  |     ||__           | | ____|
     ________   |_____||\ \          | | ____|\
                 \_____\\\_\  _______|/|      \\
                _||||_|||/\_>    JRO||         \\


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             Jonathon R. Oglesbee
               oglesbee@
                     mail.fullnet.net

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Subject: The Therapist
Date: 1999/02/20
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