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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 5 Apr 1997.
Re: is Lizard hibernating?

Re: is Lizard hibernating?

Dave Bird---St Hippo of Augustine wrote:
[ 8< 8< ]
> (btw are you a male lizard or a female lizard? not that it matters
> I suppose).

I've already had this discussion with llizard... The question was "how
do you tell the difference between a male and a female llizard?" and
here is my suggestion for an answer:

The pictures are based on my picture of a llizard which llizard thought
looked more like a hyena:

  ,vvvvv^=='
 ( \"""\\.
  `

here is my suggestion for the female llizard:

maybe some rounded forms...

  ,nnnnn^=='
 ( \"""\\.
  `

high-heeled shoes...

  ,nnnnn^=='
 ( \"""\\
  ` `   ``

mascara...
         ,
  ,nnnnn^=='
 ( \"""\\
  ` `   ``
  
permed tail...
         ,
  ,nnnnn^=='
 { \"""\\
    `   ``

elegant walk...
         ,
  ,nnnnn^=='
 { \"""/\
  ' ` '  `

that's the female, now how about the male...

one little detail...

  ,vvvvv^=='
 ( \`""\\.
  `

and we can't have that feminine curve to the tail can we...

  __,vvvvv^=='
     \`""\\.

The male is bigger than the female...
            _
 ___'VVVVVVV@`==='
    \\`"""""\\
     ^^      ^^  

NOW can we tell the difference between a male and a female lizard?

female:
         ,
  ,nnnnn^=='
 { \"""/\
  ' ` '  `

male:
            _
 ___'VVVVVVV@`==='
    \\`"""""\\
     ^^      ^^  

Yes! (but can we now tell that they are lizards?)


This doesn't answer the question but somebody might find it amusing
anyway :)


-- 
:)
Veronica Karlsson
( e93...@sm.luth.se  http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/ )
( llizard's animation site:  http://jota.sm.luth.se:80/~e93-vkn/docs/ )

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From: Veronica Karlsson <e93...@sm.luth.se.nospam>
Subject: Re: is Lizard hibernating?
Date: 1997/04/05
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Organization: Solace Computer Society
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