Re: NEANDERTHAL PARK 5JAN95: Barney tells jokes on the Internet
From Colin Douthwaite <Col...@equinox.gen.nz>
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· 6 Jan 1995 21:47 · View full thread
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Archimedes Plutonium (Arc...@dartmouth.edu) wrote: -------------------------------------------------------------------- > From: Arc...@dartmouth.edu (Archimedes Plutonium) > Newsgroups: alt.sci.physics.plutonium,sci.engr,sci.bio,sci.math, > sci.chem,sci.physics > Subject: NEANDERTHAL PARK 5JAN95: Barney tells jokes on the Internet > Date: 5 Jan 1995 17:50:21 GMT > Organization: Plutonium College, the college on the hill (picture > postcard) > Lines: 66 > Message-ID: <3ehbgt$d...@dartvax.dartmouth.edu> > Barney rides onto the Internet on top of the horse Silver. He > speeds to a stop on Wilshire boulevard. Whoa, thar Silver. _-~~~~- - @ @ "I love you ' \ You love me |\ .. | |\ /| We're one big \ ' `. '\___/` .`. | \,,/_/ happy family |\_ / `-____--// __/ \/ \ With a nick knack \ \/ .\\ \/ _--/ (D) \ paddy wack \ .' \\ | -/ (_ \ give the dog `. \ /' | / \_ / ==\ a bone __------\ | .'_/ / \_ O o) this old man / _| /`-__-'/ / \==/ went rolling home / | \ / with a great big || \__/ \_/\ hug and a kiss || / _ / | from me to you | | /--______ ___\ /\ : won't you say you | / __- - _/ ------ | | \ \ love me too." | - - / | | \ ) | | - | | ) | | | | | | | | | | | | < | | | |_/ < | /__\ < \ /__\ /___\ --Unknown > Whoa Silver. Now Barney is going to tell some jokes concerning > engineers, biologists, chemists, mathers, and physcists. So boys > and girls, gather round this purple dinosaur. > Joke 1: how do you tell when there is a philosopher's funeral ? > When all the garbage trucks have their headlights on ________________ ___/-\___ ___/-\___ ___/-\___ / / || |---------| |---------| |---------| / / (__) || | | | | | | | | | | / / oo ) __|| | | | | | | | | | | | | / / \\ |_/\ I || | | | | | | | | | | | | (-------------------|| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | || == || |_______| |_______| |_______| || ACME TRASH CO | ============================================= *\\\\ || ____ | ____ | *= = =( | o / ____ \ / ____ \ |) *//// || / / . . \ \ / / . . \ \ | [ |_____| | . . | |____________________________| | . . | |__] | . . | | . . | \_____/ \_____/ > Canned laughter in the background like on TV shows, and > especially a rasping women's laughter can be heard which sounds > like nails pounding into your head [...series of Barney's jokes omitted...] > Barney says, kiddoes, notice that these jokes are self generating. > Joke 9: What do you call a psychologist that marries a > biologist ? A social climber. > Scott I Ran: Lower Liver More : Bang, a shot rang out > Barkely, Ca Something hit the floor. > Look, .. no more > Purple Dinosaur ***** BANG! ***** fffffff f f f f fffffffffffff f f f BARNEY f f f <==f ==<< f f f f RIP f f f f f f-----------f / \ REST IN HELL !!! -Cyndal- --------------------------------------------------------------------
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