Re: anyone want to do some ascii for me?

HAHAHA.. You is one funny mofo.

In article <8sk9th$p9m$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>,
  JRO <twe...@my-deja.com> wrote:
> I seen all this shit... So, the Fakkers are still at it? That's on
> account of they is plain ignorant; they think folks are aktual gonna
> reed that stupid shit, before posting a little ree-quest to a dumby
> newsgroup, like this.
>
> You see... Sum folks got nothin' else to do with their lives, asides
> tell other folks to rede dumb stuff no one ever seen afore, or wants
to.
>
> TTFN should read TTFFN (totally thanks for fucking nothing). 'Member
> that, if you is one of them that likes to use akronymicals.
>
> You ree-questors jus' post what the hell you wants. Er try writin' -
> via e-type mail - to one of the reg'lars here (preferable not a
> fakker), and see if you'uns gits a reply. If you doan git no ree-ply,
> that are on account of no one wanted to do it. - See? Ain't that
simple?
>
> If you gits a reply from a fakker, then you knows only retards red
your
> post and/or e-type mail. You doan want no he'p from ah ol' ree-tard,
do
> you?
>
> Well, good... You ain't liable to git nun, either.
>
> If you gits a re-ply from sumboddy who did what you axed fer, then you
> is lucky. If they suggests you git "figlit", then at least they
pointed
> you inna akceptable di-rection.
>
> These requests fer names DO git a little tiresum, but I figger that's
> just tuff. I will sumtymes do name re-quests (I done did this on, inna
> e-type mail), but I doan use figlit, an' my letters ain't allus the
> nicest.
>
> By the way, here are what a couple of these re-questor folks had to
> say 'bout this newsgroup:
>
> " I won't ever bother to post there again. What a bunch of assholes. "
>
> " Posting there was a mistake I won't make again. "
>
> ... True replies from recent requestors. You fakkers are still chasing
> away buisness. Go fakk yourself.
>
> JRO
>
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