Re: Talk-Line: heart

Andrew Patrick (ap0...@sju.edu) wrote:
: References: <3849ks$41...@sashimi.wwa.com> <38jt99$79...@gagme.wwa.com> <38nl6e$8k...@southern.co.nz>
: Sender: ap0...@sju.edu
: Followup-To: It's in there...
: Distribution: That's up to you...
: Organization: Saint Joseph's University
: Keywords: ring-a-dang-ding your dang-a-long-ling-long

: In article <38nl6e$8k...@southern.co.nz> Col...@equinox.gen.nz (Colin Douthwaite) writes:

: (a bunch of heart stuff)

: (sorry, I got too lazy to delete it all)
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: >                       
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: >Looks ter me either like The Green, Evil-Smelling Vogon Captain from 
: >the TV version of Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy...  
: >
: >or...a stunted carrot thumbing its nose at the rest of the world :-)
: >
: >
: >--------------------------------------------------------------------
: >
: >VOGON POETRY from The Vogon Captain:
: >                                                                            
: >   
: >"Oh freddled gruntbuggly, thy nacturations are to me!"
: >"As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee."
: >"Groop I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes."
: >"And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles, or I will
: >rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't!"
: >
: >"Fripping lyshus wimbgunts, awhilst moongrovenly kormzibs."
: >"Bleem miserable venchit! Bleem forever mestinglish asunder frapt."
: >"Gashee morphousite, thou expungiest quoopisk!"
: >"Gerond withoutitude form into formless bloit, why not then? Moose."
: >
: >                               - Douglas Adams et al ??
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: >--------------------------------------------------------------------


> What? Where's the 12-book epic "My favorite Bathtime Gurgles"

This may be from your Bathtime epic - but you will need to pull the
plug to get the gurgles:


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                                             @@@
Now a girl may look nice                   @ - - @
                                      /~~~  @ o @  ~~~~~~/;
 In a bath, crystal white,           / o  .  | |  .  o  /;'
                                    /  --    -      -  /;'
  And in its embrace               /    o - o  o  o   /;'
                                  /   o      o o     /;'
   she may frolic !              /        o  -      /;'
                                /    o   -   - -   /;'
                               /  - -     -  _    /;'
                              /__________________/;'
                              \                 /;'
                               \_______________/'



      @@@
    @ - - @
     @ o @                  But give me the girl
      | |
    (*) (*)                   Who will stand in a bowl
     ) . (
    (  v  )                       And do what she can - with Carbolic.
     \ | /
      \ /
\~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~/
 \==============/     -cfbd-

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> Not even "Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found In My Armpit
> One Midsummer Morning"?


Here you go then:


Owed to a Cow
~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Said Nellie, a permanent lemur,
Attractive, but large and not demure:
" I drink so much milk,
  And stuff of that ilk,
  That the cows send me presents of menure."


Bye,

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