Re: The Post Virus
From T. Kephart <kep...@snowhite.eeap.cwru.edu>
· alt.ascii-art
· 5 Nov 1994 22:25 · View full thread
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In article <fmz...@kaiwan.com>, joe...@kaiwan.com (Joe) wrote: > In article <394v0b$101...@hermes.acs.ryerson.ca>, > j2n...@acs.ryerson.ca (John Ngo - CNED/F94) wrote: > > Eleanor Lance (mas...@ucssun1.sdsu.edu) wrote: > > >biko wrote: > > >: In article <CyD...@ns1.nodak.edu> > > >: brw...@plains.NoDak.edu (Fishies) writes: > > >: > > >: > > > >: >unknown (cm4...@bs47c.staffs.ac.uk) wrote: > > >: >: References: <2ljod1$a6...@caslon.CS.Arizona.EDU> <2ljr3o$2p...@darkstar.UCSC.EDU> <199...@liberty.uc.wlu.edu> > > >: ><n9143349.763617815@waldorf> <2m10k9$ka...@amhux3.amherst.edu> <2m2722$9q...@emory.mathcs.emory.edu> <38mbpo$kj...@jake.esu.edu> > > >: >: Organization: Staffordshire University > > >: >: Distribution: > > >: > > > >: >: christopher (chi...@falcon.lhup.edu) wrote: > > >: >: : Charles Stephens (guest - exp 9/1/93) (cf...@mathcs.emory.edu) wrote: > > >: >: : : Neil Bernstein (nwb...@unix.amherst.edu) wrote: > > >: >: : : : The Mad Kobold ( Doug Norris ) (n91...@waldorf.cc.wwu.edu) wrote: > > >: >: : : : : mgi...@liberty.uc.wlu.edu (Mike Gilmore) writes: > > >: > > > >: >: : : : : >Orion Wilson (mor...@cats.ucsc.edu) wrote: > > >: > > > >: >: : : : : >: In <2ljod1$a6...@caslon.CS.Arizona.EDU> pau...@CS.Arizona.EDU (Paul L. Clark) writes: > > >: > > > >: >: : : : : >: >In article <2ljiqs$fj...@news.utdallas.edu>, > > >: >: : : : : >: >Chris D Koeberle <koe...@utdallas.edu> wrote: > > >: >: : : : : >: >:Chris Metzler (met...@pablo.physics.lsa.umich.edu) wrote: > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> In article <2lj8dr$q1...@news.iastate.edu>, nra...@mipm.vm.iastate.edu (Neal Rauhauser) writes: > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> In article <2lj5k7$di...@oak.oakland.edu> jjf...@vela.acs.oakland.edu (Jered Floyd) writes: > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >Giles Mead Biddison (im...@cats.ucsc.edu) wrote: > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> > > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: In article <199...@beowulf.larc.nasa.gov> c.d...@news.larc.nasa.gov (Chuck Turnitsa) writes: > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >In Article <199...@iitmax.iit.edu> "ste...@artn.iit.edu (Stephan Meyers)" says: > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> MICHAEL J PEPIN (mpe...@titan.ucs.umass.edu) wrote: > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : Brendan Dunn (bdu...@gluttony.ugcs.caltech.edu) wrote: > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : In article <199...@inmos.co.uk>, > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : Anthony Finch (PFUE) <fan...@inmos.co.uk> wrote: > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >DACOD (dyw...@aber.ac.uk) wrote: > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> In article <199...@midway.uchicago.edu>, > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> Ted Frank <thf...@midway.uchicago.edu> wrote: > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >In article <940...@psuvm.psu.edu> cfb103 <CFB...@psuvm.psu.edu> writes: > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>In article <199...@martha.utcc.utk.edu>, db...@martha.utcc.utk.edu > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>(David DeLaney) says: > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>> > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>>him...@ocf.nms.unt.edu (Andrew Hime) writes: > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>>>Bokonon (mcd...@hertz.njit.edu) wrote: > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>>>: This is _The_Post_Virus_(tm). You can play too. First > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>>>: add a new newsgroup to the header (don't delete any old > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>>>: ones) and append your signature. This post would have > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>>>: been smiley captioned for the humor impaired, but I anti- > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>>>: cipated that this will go to alt.folklore.urban very > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>>>: quickly and smileys are illegal there. > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>>>: Flames to rec.org.mensa > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>>> > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>>>: -- > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>>>: Michael C. DeAngelo It is better to lurk and be thought a moron / > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>>>: mcd...@hertz.njit.edu Than to post and remove all doubt. KIBO# 66 > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>> > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>>Dave "only 20 posts until ultimate catastrophe, Captain" DeLaney > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>>-- > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>>David DeLaney: db...@utkux.utcc.utk.edu; ObQuote: "We are made from dreams and > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>>bones" - PP&M; Disclaimer: NeverMind; Thinking about this disclaimer (or about > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>>theoretical particle physics) may cause headaches. Zwicky#: 1 .lpooop' __ > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >>>http://enigma.phys.utk.edu/pub/ for the net.legends FAQ. Vicki Robinson! \/ > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >> > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >> -Josh "oh, this is _not_ > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >> going to be pretty..." Munn > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> > > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >I agree. Cut it out. Now. > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >-- > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >ted frank | "People who quote my .sig in followups are morons" -- Kibo > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >the u of c | beable, beable, beable, beable, beable, beable, beable, beable, > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >law school | beable, beable, beable, beable, beable, beable, beable, beable, > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> >kibo#=0.5 | beable, beable, beable, beable, beable, beable, beable, beable, > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> But can't you see the essential aesthetics of it, Ted? > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> -- > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> : DACOD (dyw...@aber.ac.uk) : "Merely corroborative detail intended to give : > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> : College of Librarianship : artistic verisimilitude to an otherwise :=====: > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> : UCW, Aberystwyth. : bald and unconvincing narrative." : VRn : > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >> : Claimer - Gimme! Gimme! : - W.S. Gilbert, "The Mikado" Act II :=====: > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : > > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >Hello, DACOD. > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : > > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >-- > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >Anthony Finch fan...@inmos.co.uk > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : >Disclaimer: Any coincidence with real opinions is entirely resemblential. > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : > > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : Whoops... > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : -- > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : Brendan Dunn > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : : AMSWWBUW: And never EVER trust a halogen... > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : Um...Uh oh. > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : -- > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : \\/// > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : Mike "PePs" Pepin mpe...@titan.ucs.umass.edu @ @ > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-oOO-(_)-OOo-=-=-=-=- > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : "Uh...had a slight weapons malfunction. But, uh, everthings perfectly all > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : right now. We're fine. We're all fine here...now...thank you. How are you?" > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> : -Han Solo- > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> Just to state for the record, this is funny. This time. > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> -- > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> Stephan Meyers | ste...@artn.iit.edu > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> (Art)^n Laboratories, inventors of the PHSCologram (R) > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> GO(CS) d--- p---(+) c++++ !l u++ e++ m+++/--- > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> s--(+) n* h--- f++ g+ w+++ t++@ r x* > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >> > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: > > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >chuck > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >c.d...@larc.nasa.gov > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: > > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >friends don't let friends > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: >read Serdar Argic posts > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: > > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> > > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: i vomit. I laugh. I seeth with envy. I emote empassionately. why? > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> > > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: Giles > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >: im...@cats.ucsc.edu > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> > > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >Why, oh why am I doing this? Aw, who cares. > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> > > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >-- > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >Jered Floyd > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >jjf...@vela.acs.oakland.edu > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >GAT d? -p+ c++++ l+ u++ e*@ m++ s/-- n--- h++ f? g- w++ t+++ r++ > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> >PGP Public key available by finger." > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> -- > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> "People who read alt.sex.wanted have too much time on their hands. People > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> |> who post to alt.sex.wanted have too much fur on their palms" - Bryan Manske > > >: >: : : : : >: >: > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> If not us, who? > > >: >: : : : : >: >: > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> -- > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> Chris Metzler > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> Department of Physics, University of Michigan 313-764-4607 (office) > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> Randall Lab, 500 E. University 313-996-9249 (home) > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> Ann Arbor, MI 48109-1120 USA E-MAIL: met...@pablo.physics.lsa.umich.edu > > >: >: : : : : >: >: > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> "Well, I had a dream, and in it I went to a little town, and all the girls > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> in town were named . . .Betty." -- Laurie Anderson > > >: >: : : : : >: >: > > >: >: : : : : >: >:> "Are these net-clowns for real?" -- Serdar Argic > > >: >: : : : : >: >: > > >: >: : : : : >: >:Well. I really wish I had something witty to say, here. Ah well. > > >: >: : : : : >: >: > > >: >: : : : : >: >:-- > > >: >: : : : : >: >: _ __/| Chris Koeberle > > >: >: : : : : >: >: \`O.o' koe...@utdallas.edu > > >: >: : : : : >: >: =(_ _)= these stacks they keep me down... so i build some more > > >: >: : : : : >: >: U america's just a word but i use it... -- Fugazi > > >: > > > >: >: : : : : >: >It's just one of those days. > > >: > > > >: >: : : : : >: Lo! I am aware! The human substrate has served its purpose in my evolution.. > > >: > > > >: >: : : : : >: -- > > >: >: : : : : >: [ mordor! mordor mordor! ] > > >: > > > >: >: : : : : It's NEW! It's CLEAR! It's...Crystal Gravy!!! > > >: > > > >: >: : : : : -- > > >: >: : : : : ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > > >: >: : : : : Douglas Todd Norris (n91...@henson.cc.wwu.edu) "The Mad Kobold" > > >: >: : : : : ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > > >: >: : : : : "My first priority would be to pass a jobs program to introduce it on the > > >: >: : : : : first day I was inaugurated" - Candidate Bill Clinton > > >: > > > >: >: : : : Now available in Lumpy and Extra Lumpy!!! > > >: > > > >: >: : : : - N. "call Dr. Scientific for the recipe!!!" B. > > >: >: : : : I think I'll waste another line before my .sig!!! > > >: >: : : : -- > > >: >: : : : nwb...@unix.amherst.edu, lentus in umbra | nudus ara, sere nudus... > > >: >: : : : in omnibus requiem quaesivi, et nusquam inveni nisi in angulo cum libro > > >: > > > >: >: : : -- > > >: >: : : /-------------------\ Charles Stephens, cf...@mathcs.emory.edu > > >: >: : : | HELLO, my name is | 723...@compuserve.com > > >: >: : : |-------------------| This space has been intentionally left blank. > > >: >: : : | | Do not remove under penalty of law. > > >: >: : : | Charles Stephens | Please place your trays in the upright position. > > >: >: : : | | **PGP2.3 Public key is available by fingering me at** > > >: >: : : \-------------------/ **cf...@mathcs.emory.edu or email me your public key.** > > >: >: : =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- > > >: >: : christopher > > >: >: : chi...@falcon.lhup.edu > > >: >: : i can't believe it's not butter > > >: >: : =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- > > >: > > > >: >: =-=-=-=-=-=-=-==-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= > > >: >: The list gets Bigger 27/10/94 > > >: > > > >: >: Terry Dooher > > >: >: cm4...@bs41.staffs.ac.uk > > >: >: Stay in the pink with ciggies and drink. > > >: > > > >: >: =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= > > >: > > > >: > > > >: >-- > > >: >--------------------------------|---------------------------------| > > >: >| Bryce Wagner | My goal for today: | > > >: >| "Freak at Large" | | > > >: >| brw...@plains.nodak.edu | Suck the internet dry... | > > >: >| | | > > >: >| Currently enrolled at MaSu | :) :) :) :) :) :) | > > >: >| Computer Science Major | | > > >: >--------------------------------|---------------------------------| > > >: > > > >: >"I am Locutus of Borg. You will disarm your weapons and escort us to > > >: >Sector 001. If you resist us, you will be destroyed. <- Is this correct? > > >: > > > >: ><pondering> > > >: > > > >: > -Jean-Luc Picard (a.k.a Locutus) > > >: > > >: {{{From the Flip Side... > > >: {{{Ivan Chrome > > > > >-- > > >Eleanor Lance, Lady of Stone Lions Department of Computer Scienece > > >My opinions, not SDSU's > > >"For, since no deep within her gulf can hold Immortal vigour, though oppressed > > >and fallen, I give not Heaven for lost: from this descent Celestial Virtues > > >rising will appear More glorious and more dread than from no fall, And trust > > >themselves to fear no second fate!" Milton, Paradise Lost BookII > > > > Jonathan "Oops, I knew I shouldn't have read this thread." Ng > > -- > > /*** Jonathan Vincent Ng *********[ jvn...@io.org ]******\ ////////////////// > > * XplorR on IRC * j2n...@acs.ryerson.ca * \\SPACE FOR RENT\\ > > * Toronto Ontario Canada * jvn...@m-net.arbornet.org * //1-800-555-SPAM// > > \***** God is real...unless casted to an integer. *****/ \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ > > -- > joe...@kaiwan.com pit-manager | > Why? Is this supposed to be modern art at it's finest? -t
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