Re: ***New Contest!!! Mohammed ASCII Cartoons!!!!***
From Noodles Jefferson <sil...@tacoshells.com>
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· 7 Feb 2006 05:40 · View full thread
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In article <ds8drl$e6u$7...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>, dave hillstrom took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh wow"... > On Sun, 5 Feb 2006 21:02:03 -0600, Noodles Jefferson > <sil...@tacoshells.com> spewed in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk: > > >In article <113...@g44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>, > >raz...@hotmail.com took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I > >said "Oh wow"... > > > >> Sheesh, go fix your news reader. This is the last time I'm posting > >> this. > >> > >> > >> --------------------------------------------------------------------- > >> : ,--.!, ,!.--, : > >> : __/ -*- -*- \__ : > >> : ,d08b. '|` `|' .d80b, : > >> : _,PKK@LN,_ _,NL@KKP,_ : > >> : /`. `9MMP' .`\ /`. 'PMM9` .`\ : > >> : / ' _.-' \ / '-._ ' \ : > >> : | `' _ | .--------------------. | _ '` | : > >> : | __{ }__ | / \ | __{ }__ | : > >> : | /` ` `\ | | Hiya, Wavey G. | | /' ` '\ | : > >> : \/(#) ____(#)/ | | \(#)____ (#)\/ : > >> : / .-"\ /`.| \ ____________ _______/ /.`\ /"-. | : > >> : |.' `' \ /.' | '` '.| : > >> : /_____.-----' /' .--------------------. ;/ '-----._____\ : > >> : \ \ \ \ / `/ / / / / : > >> : |`. `._)/ | Hiya, Daevy H. | \(_.` .`| : > >> : | `-.____.'| | | |'.____.-` | : > >> : | | \______________________/ | | : > >> : | | | | : > >> :-------------------------------------------------------------------: > >> : * Daevy H * * Wavey G * : > >> :-------------------------------------------------------------------: > >> : : > >> : : > >> : : > >> > >> > >> --------------------------------------------------------------------- > >> : ,--.!, ,!.--, : > >> : __/ -*- -*- \__ : > >> : ,d08b. '|` `|' .d80b, : > >> : _,PKK@LN,_ _,NL@KKP,_ : > >> : /`. `9MMP' .`\ /`. 'PMM9` .`\ : > >> : / ' _.-' \ / '-._ ' \ : > >> : | `' _ | .---------------------. | _ '` | : > >> : | __{ }__ | / \ | __{ }__ | : > >> : | /` ` `\ | | What's shakin', Wavey? | | /' ` '\ | : > >> : \/(#) ____(#)/ | | \(#)____ (#)\/ : > >> : / .-"\ /`.| \ _____________________/ /.`\ /"-. | : > >> : |.' `' \ /.' | '` '.| : > >> : /_____.-----' /' .--------------------. ;/ '-----._____\ : > >> : \ \ \ \ / Well, Daevy, my / / / / / : > >> : |`. `._)/ | stylist got me this | \(_.` .`| : > >> : | `-.____.'| | hot new outfit. What | |'.____.-` | : > >> : | | | do you think? | | | : > >> : | | \______________________/ | | : > >> :-------------------------------------------------------------------: > >> : * Daevy H * * Wavey G * : > >> :-------------------------------------------------------------------: > >> : : > >> : : > >> : : > >> > >> > >> --------------------------------------------------------------------- > >> : ,--.!, ,!.--, : > >> : __/ -*- -*- \__ : > >> : ,d08b. '|` `|' .d80b, : > >> : _,PKK@LN,_ _,NL@KKP,_ : > >> : /`. `9MMP' .`\ /`. 'PMM9` .`\ : > >> : / ' _.-' \ / '-._ ' \ : > >> : | `' _ | | _ '` | : > >> : | __{ }__ | | __{ }__ | : > >> : | /` ` `\ | | /' ` '\ | : > >> : \/(#) ____(#)/ \(#)____ (#)\/ : > >> : / .-"\ /`.| /.`\ /"-. | : > >> : |.' `' \ | '` '.| : > >> : /_____.-----' '-----._____\ : > >> : \ \ \ \ / / / / : > >> : |`. `._)/ \(_.` .`| : > >> : | `-.____.'| |'.____.-` | : > >> : | | | | : > >> : | | | | : > >> :-------------------------------------------------------------------: > >> : * Daevy H * * Wavey G * : > >> :-------------------------------------------------------------------: > >> : : > >> : : > >> : : > >> > >> > >> --------------------------------------------------------------------- > >> : ,--.!, ,!.--, : > >> : __/ -*- -*- \__ : > >> : ,d08b. '|` `|' .d80b, : > >> : _,PKK@LN,_ _,NL@KKP,_ : > >> : /`. `9MMP' .`\ /`. 'PMM9` .`\ : > >> : / ' _.-' \ / '-._ ' \ : > >> : | `' _ | | _ '` | : > >> : | __{ }__ | | __{ }__ | : > >> : | /` ` `\ | | /' ` '\ | : > >> : \/(#) ____(#)/ \(#)____ (#)\/ : > >> : / .-"\ /`.| /.`\ /"-. | : > >> : |.' `' \ | '` '.| : > >> : /_____.-----' '-----._____\ : > >> : \ \ \ \ / / / / : > >> : |`. `._)/ \(_.` .`| : > >> : | `-.____.'| |'.____.-` | : > >> : | | | | : > >> : | | | | : > >> :-------------------------------------------------------------------: > >> : * Daevy H * * Wavey G * : > >> :-------------------------------------------------------------------: > >> : : > >> : : > >> : : > >> > >> > >> --------------------------------------------------------------------- > >> : ,--.!, ,!.--, : > >> : __/ -*- -*- \__ : > >> : ,d08b. '|` `|' .d80b, : > >> : _,PKK@LN,_ _,NL@KKP,_ : > >> : /`. `9MMP' .`\ .---------------------. /`. 'PMM9` .`\ : > >> : / ' _.-' \ / It is way too uhmmm...\ / '-._ ' \ : > >> : | `' _ | | provocative for usenet, | | _ '` | : > >> : | __{ }__ | | Wavey. Why don't you go | | __{ }__ | : > >> : | /` ` `\ | | change into sumptin' | | /' ` '\ | : > >> : \/(#) ____(#)/ | else? Like right NOW? | \(#)____ (#)\/ : > >> : / .-"\ /`.| \ ______________________/ /.`\ /"-. | : > >> : |.' `' \ /.' | '` '.| : > >> : /_____.-----' /' '-----._____\ : > >> : \ \ \ \ / / / / : > >> : |`. `._)/ \(_.` .`| : > >> : | `-.____.'| |'.____.-` | : > >> : | | | | : > >> : | | | | : > >> :-------------------------------------------------------------------: > >> : * Daevy H * * Wavey G * : > >> :-------------------------------------------------------------------: > >> : : > >> : : > >> : : > >> > >> > >> --------------------------------------------------------------------- > >> : ,--.!, ,!.--, : > >> : __/ -*- -*- \__ : > >> : ,d08b. '|` `|' .d80b, : > >> : _,PKK@LN,_ _,NL@KKP,_ : > >> : /`. `9MMP' .`\ /`. 'PMM9` .`\ : > >> : / ' _.-' \ / '-._ ' \ : > >> : | `' _ | | _ '` | : > >> : | __{ }__ | | __{ }__ | : > >> : | /` ` `\ | | /' ` '\ | : > >> : \/(#) ____(#)/ \(#)____ (#)\/ : > >> : / .-"\ /`.| /.`\ /"-. | : > >> : |.' `' \ | '` '.| : > >> : /_____.-----' .--------------------. ;/ '-----._____\ : > >> : \ \ \ \ / Wait until I get my `/ / / / / : > >> : |`. `._)/ | hands on that RB! I | \(_.` .`| : > >> : | `-.____.'| | will start a bonfire | |'.____.-` | : > >> : | | | on his lil behind! | | | : > >> : | | \______________________/ | | : > >> :-------------------------------------------------------------------: > >> : * Daevy H * * Wavey G * : > >> :-------------------------------------------------------------------: > >> : : > >> : : > >> : : > >> > >> > >> --------------------------------------------------------------------- > >> : ,--.!, ,!.--, : > >> : __/ -*- -*- \__ : > >> : ,d08b. '|` `|' .d80b, : > >> : _,PKK@LN,_ _,NL@KKP,_ : > >> : /`. `9MMP' .`\ /`. 'PMM9` .`\ : > >> : / ' _.-' \ / '-._ ' \ : > >> : | `' _ | .----------------------. | _ '` | : > >> : | __{ }__ | / Go easy on him, Wavey. \ | __{ }__ | : > >> : | /` ` `\ | | He's giving me a back | | /' ` '\ | : > >> : \/(#) ____(#)/ | rub today. | \(#)____ (#)\/ : > >> : / .-"\ /`.| \ ______________________/ /.`\ /"-. | : > >> : |.' `' \ /.' | '` '.| : > >> : /_____.-----' /' .--------------------. ;/ '-----._____\ : > >> : \ \ \ \ / What?! That infidel!! `/ / / / / : > >> : |`. `._)/ | He told me he's busy | \(_.` .`| : > >> : | `-.____.'| | mixing me more | |'.____.-` | : > >> : | | | Wet Sherpa cologne! | | | : > >> : | | \______________________/ | | : > >> :-------------------------------------------------------------------: > >> : * Daevy H * * Wavey G * : > >> :-------------------------------------------------------------------: > >> : : > >> : : > >> : : > >> > >> > >> --------------------------------------------------------------------- > >> : ,--.!, ,!.--, : > >> : __/ -*- -*- \__ : > >> : ,d08b. '|` `|' .d80b, : > >> : _,PKK@LN,_ _,NL@KKP,_ : > >> : /`. `9MMP' .`\ /`. 'PMM9` .`\ : > >> : / ' _.-' \ / '-._ ' \ : > >> : | `' _ | .----------------------. | _ '` | : > >> : | __{ }__ | / Oooooh...aroma therapy. \ | __{ }__ | : > >> : | /` ` `\ | | I'm loving it! Oops, I | | /' ` '\ | : > >> : \/(#) ____(#)/ | almost soiled my undies. | \(#)____ (#)\/ : > >> : / .-"\ /`.| \ _______________________/ /.`\ /"-. | : > >> : |.' `' \ /.' | '` '.| : > >> : /_____.-----' /' .--------------------. ;/ '-----._____\ : > >> : \ \ \ \ / Shut up, Daevy! `/ / / / / : > >> : |`. `._)/ | I have never been so | \(_.` .`| : > >> : | `-.____.'| | insulted in my life!!! | |'.____.-` | : > >> : | | \______________________/ | | : > >> : | | | | : > >> :-------------------------------------------------------------------: > >> : * Daevy H * * Wavey G * : > >> :-------------------------------------------------------------------: > >> : : > >> : : > >> : : > >> > >> > >> --------------------------------------------------------------------- > >> : ,--.!, ,!.--, : > >> : __/ -*- -*- \__ : > >> : ,d08b. '|` `|' .d80b, : > >> : _,PKK@LN,_ _,NL@KKP,_ : > >> : /`. `9MMP' .`\ /`. 'PMM9` .`\ : > >> : / ' _.-' \ / '-._ ' \ : > >> : | `' _ | | _ '` | : > >> : | __{ }__ | | __{ }__ | : > >> : | /` ` `\ | | /' ` '\ | : > >> : \/(#) ____(#)/ \(#)____ (#)\/ : > >> : / .-"\ /`.| /.`\ /"-. | : > >> : |.' `' \ | '` '.| : > >> : /_____.-----' '-----._____\ : > >> : \ \ \ \ / / / / : > >> : |`. `._)/ \(_.` .`| : > >> : | `-.____.'| |'.____.-` | : > >> : | | | | : > >> : | | | | : > >> :-------------------------------------------------------------------: > >> : * Daevy H * * Wavey G * : > >> :-------------------------------------------------------------------: > >> : : > >> : : > >> : : > >> > >> > >> --------------------------------------------------------------------- > >> : ,--.!, ,!.--, : > >> : __/ -*- -*- \__ : > >> : ,d08b. '|` `|' .d80b, : > >> : _,PKK@LN,_ _,NL@KKP,_ : > >> : /`. `9MMP' .`\ /`. 'PMM9` .`\ : > >> : / ' _.-' \ / '-._ ' \ : > >> : | `' _ | | _ '` | : > >> : | __{ }__ | | __{ }__ | : > >> : | /` ` `\ | | /' ` '\ | : > >> : \/(#) ____(#)/ \(#)____ (#)\/ : > >> : / .-"\ /`.| /.`\ /"-. | : > >> : |.' `' \ | '` '.| : > >> : /_____.-----' '-----._____\ : > >> : \ \ \ \ / / / / : > >> : |`. `._)/ \(_.` .`| : > >> : | `-.____.'| |'.____.-` | : > >> : | | | | : > >> : | | | | : > >> :-------------------------------------------------------------------: > >> : * Daevy H * * Wavey G * : > >> :-------------------------------------------------------------------: > >> : : > >> : : > >> : : > >> > >> > >> --------------------------------------------------------------------- > >> : ,--.!, ,!.--, : > >> : __/ -*- -*- \__ : > >> : ,d08b. '|` `|' .d80b, : > >> : _,PKK@LN,_ _,NL@KKP,_ : > >> : /`. `9MMP' .`\ /`. 'PMM9` .`\ : > >> : / ' _.-' \ / '-._ ' \ : > >> : | `' _ | | _ '` | : > >> : | __{ }__ | | __{ }__ | : > >> : | /` ` `\ | | /' ` '\ | : > >> : \/(#) ____(#)/ \(#)____ (#)\/ : > >> : / .-"\ /`.| /.`\ /"-. | : > >> : |.' `' \ | '` '.| : > >> : /_____.-----' '-----._____\ : > >> : \ \ \ \ / / / / : > >> : |`. `._)/ \(_.` .`| : > >> : | `-.____.'| |'.____.-` | : > >> : | | | | : > >> : | | | | : > >> :-------------------------------------------------------------------: > >> : * Daevy H * * Wavey G * : > >> :-------------------------------------------------------------------: > >> : : > >> : : > >> : : > >> > >> > >> --------------------------------------------------------------------- > >> : ,--.!, ,!.--, : > >> : __/ -*- -*- \__ : > >> : ,d08b. '|` `|' .d80b, : > >> : _,PKK@LN,_ _,NL@KKP,_ : > >> : /`. `9MMP' .`\ /`. 'PMM9` .`\ : > >> : / ' _.-' \ / '-._ ' \ : > >> : | `' _ | .--------------------. | _ '` | : > >> : | __{ }__ | / \ | __{ }__ | : > >> : | /` ` `\ | | You're a dunderhead, | | /' ` '\ | : > >> : \/(#) ____(#)/ | Wavey. | \(#)____ (#)\/ : > >> : / .-"\ /`.| \ ____________________/ /.`\ /"-. | : > >> : |.' `' \ /.' | '` '.| : > >> : /_____.-----' /' .--------------------. ;/ '-----._____\ : > >> : \ \ \ \ / My panties are so `/ / / / / : > >> : |`. `._)/ | twisted I am getting | \(_.` .`| : > >> : | `-.____.'| | a headache. | |'.____.-` | : > >> : | | \______________________/ | | : > >> : | | | | : > >> :-------------------------------------------------------------------: > >> : * Daevy H * * Wavey G * : > >> :-------------------------------------------------------------------: > >> : : > >> : : > >> : : > >> > >> > >> TTTTTTT H H EEEEEEE ,--.!, EEEEEEE N N DDDDDD > >> T H H E __/ -*- E N N N D D > >> T HHHHHHH EEEEEE ,d08b. '|` EEEEEE N N N D D > >> T H H E PKK@LN E N N N D D > >> T H H EEEEEEE `9MMP' EEEEEEE N N DDDDDD > >> > >> > > > >Which one's Mohammed? > > does it matter? i mean, it made me laugh, for allahs sake, may his name be > etched with acid into the foreheads of the unbelievers. > No, do my name. It'll look cooler. -- Noodles Jefferson mhm31x9 Smeeter#29 WSD#30 sTaRShInE_mOOnBeAm aT HoTmAil dOt CoM NP: "Jellyroll" -- Blue Murder "Now, technology's getting better all the time and that's fine, but most of the time all you need is a stick of gum, a pocketknife, and a smile." -- Robert Redford "Spy Game"
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