Cartoon: Dave`s first (and last) day at work

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                    IT`S / _ \______  _____      
                        / // / _  / |/ / -_)      
                       /____/\_,_/|___/\__/     
            H I S   F I R S T   D A Y   A T   W O R K 
                         By Martin Atkins

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          |||||                                  (((())) mga
         |||( o|        So, Ma`am, what         (( o o ))
         ||    >       / do you want me        (((  >  )))
         |    \| -----'   do today?             (( \_/ ))
          \___/                                /  \___/
          _| |_                 Oh - Just ----'  __| |__
         / _   \           man the phone lines  /       \
         || |  |           for today - and call me 'Julie', not
                                                         ma'am!

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Some time later...

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      | o o |
      |  >  |
      | -=- |
       \___/         ____
      __| |__       / __ \
     /       \     /_/::\_\
     | |   | |      /____\
     | |   | |  mga

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Finally......

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      | o o |
      |  >  |        RING!      
      |'---'|       \ |  / RING!
       \___/      \  ____  /
      __| |__       / __ \
     /       \   _ /_/::\_\ _
     | |   | |      /____\
     | |   | | mga

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  Hello! B&H      |||||
 Accounting -    | o o | _
  How can        |  >  || |
 I help you?\    | \_/ _//|
             \__- \___|_/ \
                   | |mga\ \

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   / _ _ \
   | o o |      Hello, can I speak to Bob,
   |  >  |     /  Extension 974, please?
   | \_/ | ---'
    \___/
   __| |__
  /       \  mga

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                  |||||
 Erm... I`m      | o o | _
 afraid that     |  >  || |
 Bob is on  \    | \_/ _//|
 vacation    \__- \___|_/ \
 at the moment...  | |   \ \    mga
 Would you like
 to hold?

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   / _ _ \
   | o o |      Erm....                   
   |  >  |     /                        
   | .-. | ---'
    \___/
   __| |__
  /       \ mga

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