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Here is a recent FunnyBone joke w/ ASCII illustrations...

                                         ________________________     
     Life Before The Computer          /           ___ ___       '.   jgs
                                       |\ .-------|:::/:::|--------;
                                       | |        |:::|:::|        |
     An application was for            |\|_  ___ _|:::/:::| __ ____|
        employment                     |    __  ___""" """_ ____ __`\
     A program was a TV show           | |\##\\###\\##\\###\\##\\### \
     A cursor used profanity           \ \ \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \
     A keyboard was a piano!           |\ \||||||||||||||||||||||||||_|
                                       | | ;"""""""""""""""""""""""";"|
     Memory was something that         | | |"""""".----------.""""""| |
        you lost with age              | | |     |\           \  |  | |
     A CD was a bank account           | | |-----|\\___________\-|  | |
     And if you had a 3 1/2 inch       | | |     | |---------- |  \ | |
        floppy                         `\| |     | |         | |   `| |
     You hoped nobody found out!         \_|       |           |    `\|
            ,      ,
          , #      # ,
       ___#_#______#_#___          Compress was something you did to
      [__________________]            garbage
       |=_= =_ == _ =_ =|          Not something you did to a file
       |- =-_ = _= = __-|          And if you unzipped anything in public
       |=- -_ -= _=-= _=|          You'd be in jail for a while!
       |_.------------.=|
       |=| o        o |=|          Log on was adding wood to a fire
      _|-| !   `(   ! |-|_         Hard drive was a long trip on the road
     /==_| ! _(_.)_ ! |=_-\        A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
     |jgs|/^\^=^^=^/^\| _=|        And a backup happened to your commode!

     Cut - you did with a pocket knife                    __ 
     Paste you did with glue                           | /  \ | 
     A web was a spider's home                        \_\\  //_/
     And a virus was the flu!                          .'/()\'. 
                                                 jgs    \\  // 
     I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper
     And the memory in my head
     I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash
     But when it happens they wish they were dead!


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-joan
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