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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 25 Sep 1998.
Re: Verbal Diarrhoea

Re: Verbal Diarrhoea

Pete Casso <pet...@sympatico.ca> wrote:
>I corrected the credits, indeed you deserve to have your initials on a bedpan!

>>                                          o  < -- Safety Rail
>>         _______________________        __|__________
>>        (                       )      (             )
>>         \ %.  -cfbd-  .%.%%..% |______| %..%%..%%. /
>>          \                                        /
>>           \______________________________________/


The name on the pan was not an author's credit but if you ever 
wished to risk sitting on a bedpan that I might have used then that 
is entirely your choice, as would be the consequences.  

My pan would be a lot smaller than the one I have provided for you 
and would certainly be totally inadequate for the resulting flow 
from your anti verbal-diarrhoea injections.  

So I have corrected your correction once again and hope that there 
will be no further confusion between the user of bedpan and the 
author/provider of the pan.

                                          o  < -- Safety Rail
        ________________________        __|__________
       (                        )      (             )
        \ %. P. Casso ..%.%%..% |______| %..%%..%%. /
         \                                         /
-cfbd98-   \______________________________________/


I hope "Nursie" will be along soon to help with fine tuning on dosage
and to give further advice on the use of the pan.

In the meantime I hope things work out OK...so to speak.

In due course you may be able to write an illustrated essay on the 
use of bedpans in the treatment Verbal Diarrhoea and the essay could 
then be peer-reviewed by members of the medical profession.  

Cheery,

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From: Colin Douthwaite <cfb...@southern.co.nz>
Subject: Re: Verbal Diarrhoea
Date: 1998/09/25
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