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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 27 Oct 1998.
ASCII Windows - lets all make one!

ASCII Windows - lets all make one!

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Hilton Janfield    valdus @ bcgroup.net   ICQ: 7107014   darkfire
productions

Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that
men are like firemen.  To men, sex is an emergency, and no matter what
we're doing we can be ready in two minutes.  Women, on the other hand,
are like fire.  They're very exciting, but the conditions have to be
exactly right for it to occur.

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Subject: ASCII Windows - lets all make one!
Date: 1998/10/27
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