Re: NEW GALAXY CLASS STARSHIP UNVEILED!

In article <2tcohl$si...@gagme.wwa.com>, srd...@sashimi.wwa.com (Srdjan Lukic) writes:
|> 
|> Bernhard Rosenkranzer (ros...@sc.ZIB-Berlin.DE) wrote:
|> 
|> : In article <2tba4l$6u...@gagme.wwa.com>, srd...@sashimi.wwa.com (Srdjan Lukic) writes:
|> : |> 
|> : |> Bernhard Rosenkranzer (ros...@sc.ZIB-Berlin.DE) wrote:
|> : |> 
|> : |> : In article <2tal54$o7...@gagme.wwa.com>, ban...@maunakea.data-io.com (Greg Banerian) writes:
|> : |> : |> 
|> : |> : |> 
|> : |> : |> Below is the Federation's latest starship, to be used in an all-out assault
|> : |> : |> on the Klingon empire in the near future.  Please add it to all archives:
|> : |> : |>          _                                              _
|> : |> : |>         |_|                                            |_|
|> : |> : |>         | |                                            | |
|> : |> : |>        _| |_                                          _| |_ 
|> : |> : |>     .-| | | | _                                    _ | | | |-.
|> : |> : |>     | | | | |' |                                  | `| | | | |
|> : |> : |>     \  .      /                 ___                \         /
|> : |> : |>      `\     /'     _____.------'---`------._____    `\.    /'
|> : |> : |>        `|__|_.`---'  '' ' "" "  """  " "" ` ``  `--'-._|__|
|> : |> : |>       ======================NCC-1701FU=======================
|> : |> : |>         |  |    `---.___```------------ '''___.---'    |  |
|> : |> : |>          | |            `------.___.------'            | |
|> : |> : |>           `\`\               \``|_|''/               /'/'
|> : |> : |>             `\`\            __>\|o|/<__            /'/'
|> : |> : |>               `\`\        .'.'__|_|__`.`.        /'/'
|> : |> : |>                 `\`======|_.-' .---. `-._|======'/'
|> : |> : |>                           `-._ `---' _.-'
|> : |> : |>                               `-----'
|> : |> : |> 
|> : |> : |> Greg Banerian
|> : |> 
|> : |> : Have you already thought about the crew of the NCC-1701FU?
|> : |> : I recommend a Borg Captain,
|> : |> : a Romulan First Officer,
|> : |> : a Cardassian Science Officer,
|> : |> : and a dog as security officer.
|> : |> 
|> : |> : :-)
|> : |> : Bernhard Rosenkraenzer
|> : |> 
|> : |> Slow down admiral,   you know that this was going to get ugly.
|> : |> 
|> : |> Ensign Lav, on one of the neutral outposts
|> : |> definately not alone
|> : |> and having fun
|> : |> 
|> : I can only assure you that we are _not_ planning a war against the Klingons.
|> : Do you think I would respect the Klingon tradition of Dishonor so much if I knew
|> : about plans to start a new war...?
|> : And, because of my wish for peace, I made this list of recommended officers...
|> : (By the way, let's have some fun and add a cat as helmsman... Then there will be
|> : some interesting conflicts of interest between security and helm...)
|> Sorry, my artistic capabilities in painting dissapeared 12 years ago.
|> 
|> : Admiral Bernhard Rosenkraenzer, on the USS Enterprise (in Federation territory),
|> : thinking about worse crew lists and logic...
|> 
|> I agree with you about the peace plan. Actually that is what I am working 
|> on also. 
|> 
|> But I as a starfleet officer, diplomat, Vulcan and Bajoran (ok, Human and 
|> Betazoid) will not accept the fact that some admiral suggest such crew on 
|> new enterprise (is that the one you mentioned few days ago, like 
|> "enterprise, new and improved"?) for the peace. 

I am not suggesting such a crew on any real, or planned, starship. I am only
trying to assure everyone that I want peace at any price.
I can also assure you that this Enterprise is not existand and not planned.
Contact Admiral Sehak on alt.starfleet.command.starship.construction.plans for
further details. Tell him that I gave you the clearance to see all the records in
there.

The ship NCC-1701FU was planned by a
not-in-starfleet-federation-citizen-who-dislikes-klingons-most-probably-because-he
-has-never-met-one. Starfleet Command is not even thinking about these plans.

I wanted to show that the construction of a starship like the NCC-1701FU is as
unplanned as putting a Borg in the command chair of a Federation ship.

|>                                                 You charracter is not 
|> consistant (as well as mine, when I posted previos :) all the time. Fix 
|> that, you are admiral, and you don't need one ensign to tell you.

I think this statement is made obsolete by the above clearing of things.

|> 
|> Personally, as a Bajoran - don't mention me Cardessians....
|> 
|> SrDjAn
|> 

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