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From Verner Karleborg <v...@hotbrev.com>
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· 7 Aug 2004 13:48 · View full thread
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[The quoted text is from alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk] Gnathalgia Demisovereign Mountebank wrote: > Wim Jay wrote: > >"Graspingness Dachshound Mononymization" wrote : > >> "Wim Jay" scribbled: > >>> "Goniatites Disappointment Marattiaceae" wrote: > >>>> "Wim Jay" scribbled: > >>>>> "Gnathostome Desmodontidae Masquerader" wrote: > >>>>>> Wim Jay" scribbled: > >>>>>>> "headkase" wrote: > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> Old Weird Hippy > >>>>>>> > >>>>>>> Hahahahahaha! I was there at the time but I never seemed to go > >>>>>>> through a hippy phase. > >>>>>> > >>>>>> You're doing it now instead. > >>>>> > >>>>> Can't manage it - my hair is too short to stick flowers in. (If I > >>>>> let it grow long, all the grey shows.) > >>>> > >>>> Tape them under your combover. > >>> > >>> There's no need to be rude, young man! I don't have a combover. My > >>> head is given the once over with a No.2 setting every fortnight. > >> > >> Who does it? > > > >The Old Hag, though I have done it myself when needs must. > > Likewise. She won't allow me to go to the barbers ever since I told her > about that time I got aroused by the lass standing between my legs and > messing with my hair. .-. .-\`. `. / < \`. `-.__________ __ |_` .' _.-> /______ `--/`--'.-' '''\ / | \ `-._ | L J | \ | `; No... .{{}}:. {{{}}}}}} {{' `}}}}} \/. }}}}} .---. ) }}}}}} / `. __________.- =_/\ _}}}}} / `-._/__________/__.---. `}}} | _ .-----> /______.______/___/ |' /`-(.'.\ / '''\ / / F / ( _| | \ \ \ / J`-._/.c/ | L | / | \W J | /`-.__/ | / \\ \ | /`-.__/ | | \\ `; |.- \ J \ \\ //_.-' | \ \ /\_________/// F \ \ /\ -' \ '----------'/ `-./ | >. \ / / \_ \ ( \\ .\ / .' `--.__| \ \\_.-'.-\ / .' | | \ \\.-' `-./_________ ( `. \_)\\ \\ \ \ \' \`. \ \_`-.___.--------'\ \ `. \_ (___________) \ \ | >) (_) \ \ |//| (_) \ \-' '.'\ (_) \ \ .' / (_) \ /` .-' (_) `< < _.-'___`-._ \/ -- __ __ _____ _____ __ _ _____ _____ ,,, \ \ ) ) / / \| | | \ \ | \ | | / / \| | | \ \ `.. \ \/ / | |_/| | |_/ / | \ | | | |_/| | |_/ / .||. \ / | | \| | | \ \ | |\_\| | | | \| | | \ \ _bb____ \_( \_\__/| |_| \_\ |_| |_| \_\__/| |_| \_\ |________ Troll Spokesman http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/ ___|
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