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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 9 Oct 1998.
Re: To Tweeter (also PIC: Statue of Liberty)

Re: To Tweeter (also PIC: Statue of Liberty)

On Thu, 08 Oct 1998 13:50:09 +1300, Matthew Thomas <mpt...@spamfree.land>
wrote:

>Colin Douthwaite wrote:
>> 
>> joris bellenger <svz...@xs4all.nl> wrote:
>> >
>> > Tweeter, If you plan to make a meaningfull contribution to this
>> > group, please do. If you plan continuing insulting people you never
>> > met or even had a word with, your future is at alt.moron.
>>...
>> [ If your Message Header didn't look so authentic I would have thought
>>   it to be a forgery. ]
>> 
>> Leave Tweeter alone...you horrid Cassophile...you!  Tweeter's doing
>> a most unpleasant and dirty job here which much needed to be done
>> and few, if any, seem to have the courage, the stamina or the
>> endurance to do the job.

>BOLLOCKS!!!

>I am staying out of this as much as possible, Colin, because I really
>can't be bothered arguing with everyone.

Gidday there, Matthew,

You didn't make a very good job of staying out it did you though? Eh?


[...lotsa yadda yadda yadda yadda snipped...]


> Anyway, I think a lot of this flaming would decrease if everyone was
> required to post a (different) obligatory ASCII pic in each message --
> at the very least, it would slow the flames down.

> So, to start the trend, here's my ObAscii: the Statue of Liberty.

         ^
       ,' \
       L""/
       ` |
       J |
       J L
       | | .  ,
       | | `v_L.'
      // ,>'--\'_
      \`' \ - /-.
      /   /`""|
       ),'    `-
      (    ,-'  \
       ) ,' ,'   h
      / /  /     `)--..
      \/  /       \  <)
       <        ,  L<'
       F/     _/  ,'
       L   ,-'     \
       |         ___L
      /         (  F
     J      ___,'  L
     |    ,'       |
     F  ,'         |
    (_,--..__  mt-2|_
   ,'        `"`--.._\
 ,' /                 \
/                     (_


Not a bad pic...and I think the lady has exactly the right gesture 
aimed at you Matthew..."The Big Finger"...and so it gives me great 
pleasure in joining her in saying..."BOLLOCKS to you too, Matthew, 
with knobs on!" 


> But you more than anyone else (even PC) are really starting to get
> on my nerve, if only because of your sheer number of pictureless,
> flameful postings.

Hmm...in September I made 30 daily 5th Anniversary postings most of
them entirely of pictures.

And what exactly did _you_ post Matthew?  Nada?


But...continuing your pictorial trend, here's my ObAscii:  
   Tranquilizer Tablets...just for you Matthew...  


                                 ______________
                                [______________]
                                 {============}
                               .-'  ,.--.     '-.
                              / --. /8888\ ,.--. \
                             / 8888\\8888///8888\ \
                             |--------------------|
                             |   -------------    |
                             |   TRANQUILIZERS    |
                             |   -------------    |
                             |                    |
                             |  Take one tablet   |
                             |   as required.     |
   -cfbd-   ,.--.   ,.--.    |____________________|
   After   //8888\ //8888\   |  \\8888/ \\8888/   |
    jgs    \\8888/ \\8888/   |   `'--'   `'--'    |
            `'--'   `'--'    '--------------------'


   Or...take TWO tablets if necessary after reading this particular
   posting of mine.


> ttfn

Catch you later,

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Subject: Re: To Tweeter (also PIC: Statue of Liberty)
Date: 1998/10/09
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