Re: This group kicks ass....

Theo Clouter wrote in message <36B...@bayesian.prestel.co.uk>...
>No hope newbie, enjoying the sites and sounds of Ascii art.
>
>Theo

What are this no hope stuff?  Is you trapped in amazonean jungles, bein'
a-tacked by hungry tyrannosaurs?  If not, then you too can make these
here askey-type pitchers.  You can make 'em, you can post 'em, an' I will
look at 'em.  Even if you doan thank they are noe good, like enough somebody
will.  An' you will allus get better with a very little practice.  So have
hope.

But, if your problem is tyrannosaurs tryin' to swaller you whole, then I
suggest this: turn a Nitro Express loose on them thangs.  Or a 45-90. I
actual pre-fer my ol' 45-90 Winchester.  It are a mess to make rounds, but
all you need to do is take a .45 long brass and cut it to fit.  Then it reloads
nice.  Kinder expensive, but when you have the brass, it's yours. There was
some 45-90 brass bein' imported from somewheres, a couple years back, but it
were inferior, and would split when fired.  Just go to the trouble of cutting
the .45 longs.  Much better material.

I allus aim fer the right ventricle when shootin' tyrannosaurs. By the way,
the flesh of them beasts is no good fer eatin'.  It is rank, and tough as
a baseball.

So, shoot them pre-histoical creatures, and go ahead and try to make asskey
pichers.  It are better than bein' eaten alive.


                                  JRO
                            oglesbee@
                                   mail.fullnet.net

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