Re: ASCII Art Fart for Sun, 2005 Apr 17: #2124 LOW CARB CRAZE

Faux_Pseudo wrote:
> _.-In alt.ascii-art, Siraj wrote the following -._
> 
>>>NEXT PERSON WHO SAYS "LOW CARB"
>>>GETS A FIST UP THE ASS
>>
>>low carb?
> 
> /* please quote for context. */
> Are you saying that to get a fist up the ass?
> Or are you saying that because you don't live in America and don't
> know what it means.
> 
> If the latter then google for "low carb" and do some research on it.

I feel a clear eye coming on... there has been a wave of
script-kiddie web-forum users entering usenet lately... their
idiocy, indolence and irrationality is a form of what I would
like to be the first to term "accidental trolling"... I believe
that will become as popular as the words "pulp fiction"
or "shazbot shazzam callay" [1]

[1] quiz: which word taken from which source? (3 points)

bonus tie breaker: is the above phrase correctly phrased?
Is this one? Or that? huh?

> As a person who has studied nutrition for way too long[0] I am in full
> support of this fart.  The low carb thing went from "for quick weight
> loss prior to cutting you open" to "the biggest thing since Ssinfeld"
> in a really bad way.  I am glad that it is finishing it's pop culture
> life cycle.

Having had a friend try the "Atkins" diet recently I
was surprised to see that it is basically just a rip
off of the standard calorie diet with some modifications.
Fickle, stupid creatures!!!

> If any of you are interested in some really unhealthy healthy food
> then last night added a food section to fauxascii.com.  Lots of
> recipes for people who want to control their portions but get a lot of
> nutrition out of small meals.
> 
> OA: First one in almost two weeks.  Was on vacation in San diego.
> See some of the things we saw here:
> <url:http://fauxascii.com/photo/conv11>

hahaha typing that in <exactly> brings up this page;
http://www.w3.org/Addressing/

heheh ROFL!

Nice photos - looks like San Diego was fun - I'll try
the port.

>  _Memories of Tomorrow # 0043 # Smokeing in the John_________________
> |    /\             \                                                |
> |   /  \_______:F_P:_\                                               |
> |  /   /             /        Tabacco companies pull their "100c"    |
> |  \  /-.-.-.-.-.-.-/          cigs because smoking a pack a day     |
> |   \/| -.-.-.-.-.-.-.          added up to 2000 milgams of          |
> |   |\||-|-|-|-|-|-|-|           Vitamin C and too may trips to      |
> |   | \| | | | | | | |\           the bathroom.                      |
> |   |  v---------------|                                             |
> |   |  |100% Vitamin C |                                             |
> |   |  |   Per Smoke   |                                             |
> |____________________________________________________________________|
> 
> :F_P:#################################Sat Mar 26 2005#################

MOT is back! YAY.

> [0] I have spent half my life more than 50 pounds under weight and had
> to know how to get max nutrition without eating (and paying through
> the nose for) 6000 calories a day like I had to in high school.

Hmm I have a friend who can't put on wait because of
stress! I should give your recipes over to that friend.

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