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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 22 Sep 1998.
Re: PC's Ten Commandments

Re: PC's Ten Commandments

joris bellenger wrote:
> 
> Inspired by the recent, poorly illustrated,
> discussions posted here I started to write an essay
> (seems to be "in" these days)... but I drew you one instead.
> 
> [PC's Ten Commandments]
> 
>                            1/ PC is Right.
>                            2/ PC is always Right.
>                            3/ Thou shalt convert ascii art
>         _____   _____         in any computer formats.
>       ,"     "."     ",       for it will remain ascii art.
>      /    PC's Ten     \   4/ Thou shalt praise PC's ascii art.
>      |  COMMANDMENTS   |   5/ Thou shalt bow for PC,
>      |        -        |      for PC is MIGHTY.
>      |    I      VI    |   6/ Those who dare to discredit PC
>      |        |        |      will be refered as -Asciigangstein-.
>      |   II      VII   |   7/ Thou shalt never skip PC's post.
>      |        |        |   8/ Thou shalt bookmark PC's website.
>      |  III      VIII  |   9/ Thou shalt not make fun of PC.
>      |        |        |  10/ Thou shalt learn PC's Ten Commandments
>      |   IV      IX    |      or burn is ascii Hell.
>      |        |        |
>      |    V      X     |
>  ,,,,|______b'ger______|,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
> 
> I suggest this should be posted every month; for newbies you know.

Whow... No wonder...
In short... PC == ASCII and everything anyone else posts is wrong by
defenition. 

To quote U2 on the subject:
There's been a lot of talk about this NEWSGROUP
Maybe, maybe too much talk.
This group is not an ESSAYGROUP,
this group is ASCII-bloody-ART!

    ____
   /___/
 O  /   (_ We march for 'alt.ascii-whine'_)
 \<'   ,-'
  )> 
 /`

Hehehehe.

By the way, weren't there supposed to be 15 commandments, Joris?
 
-- 
    ____	Time :	Tue Sep 22 17:15:50 1998
  .X+.   .
.Xx+-.     .	If tempted by something that feels "altruistic," examine
XXx++-..	your motives and root out that self-deception. Then, if
XXxx++--..	you still want to do it, wallow in it!    Lazarus Long
`XXXxx+++--'	(68)
  `XXXxxx'	
     ""

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