The Drunks #12
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|__|_| |_|_____) |____/|_| \_\___/|_| \_|_|(\_\___/ by JRO
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"Read anything interesting, Walter?"
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|. `. ' .o ' . ' `/'` ./ | hecklers |are granted |
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of year... Prices are rising on the new
Kung-Fu Barbie and Power Rangers action
figures, causing widespread rioting in
department stores, with a really impressive
causality list among happy holiday shoppers
who are combating one another in their haste
to grab what christmas spirit they can,
before supplies run out..."
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/|| (O| |(O ||\ | XMAS SALE!| Y2K ON THE |
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____/\________/\____ |Creators to| Ends. Will |
_____/` \ \ / /.'`\_________|be executed|The Earth? |__
/`.`. `\ \_/ /` .`` \ |_ | _|
/. ' / `\_(_)_/`.'`\.`' \ (__)wo ascii | Turkeys (__)
/` . /' .` _| |_ `. '.\` .`\ (__)hecklers |are grante(__)
_/. ` /`` . /_____\.' . '\. `'\____(__)aught in | one month(__)
\` `.\. `.(__ \______/.'` > | blender. | reprieve. |
__\` .`\' .(__ |.`' ' '` .`/_____|___________|____________|__
\`. `\'`(______|__________/ | @ |
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"Some guys with similar names got caught in a
blender... Some parents group got all they
could stand, and called for the execution of
some cartoon series' creators. It looks like
authorities like the idea, and they've decided
on beheadment for the death sentence..."
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/(_) (__/ ..``\ |PRICES SOAR| DAILY RAG |
/// \_ _/ \ ' .`\ | FOR GIANT |============|
/\\ || //\` . .\ | XMAS SALE!| Y2K ON THE |
\_ //()\\ _\` `. \ | | WAY! |
\ ____ / \' . / | Pokemon | Millennium |
_____/\______/\_/._'. / |Creators to| Ends. Will |
_____/` ' \ \ ^ / /. '` /________|be executed|The Earth? |__
/`.`. `\ \_/ /` .``/ |_ | _|
/. ' / `\_/ \_/`.'`'./ (__)wo ascii | Turkeys (__)
/` . /' .` `.o. `. '. | (__)hecklers |are grante(__)
_/. ` /`` . . . '`.' . ' |_________(__)aught in | one month(__)__
\` `.\. `. ` o . `' | | blender. | reprieve. |
__\` .`\' .` . ` '. `'.` |__________|___________|____________|__
\`. `\'`. ` o'. . ' ' | | @ |
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/_ _ _\______________| /______|__|_______\
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/|| (-| |-) ||\ | XMAS SALE!| Y2K ON THE |
\_ (__) _/ | | WAY! |
\ ///\\\ / | Pokemon | Millennium |
____/\________/\____ |Creators to| Ends. Will |
_____/` \ \ / /.'`\_________|be executed|The Earth? |__
/`.`. `\ \_/ /` .`` \ |_ | _|
/. ' / `\_(_)_/`.'`\.`' \ (__)wo ascii | Turkeys (__)
/` . /' .` _| |_ `. '.\` .`\ (__)hecklers |are grante(__)
_/. ` /`` . /_____\.' . '\. `'\____(__)aught in | one month(__)
\` `.\. `.(__ \______/.'` > | blender. | reprieve. |
__\` .`\' .(__ |.`' ' '` .`/_____|___________|____________|__
\`. `\'`(______|__________/ | @ |
\____\`.|~~~~~|.' . .| \_________________/
/_ _ _\_|_____|______| /______|__|_______\
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/\_\_\_\ \ / / /
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/ ___ / ___ / JRO | | |
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////////// \\\ |PRICES SOAR| DAILY RAG |
/// __ __ \\\ | FOR GIANT |============|
/|| (O| |(O ||\ | XMAS SALE!| Y2K ON THE |
\_ (__) _/ | | WAY! |
\ ///\\\ / | Pokemon | Millennium |
____/\________/\____ |Creators to| Ends. Will |
_____/` \ \ / /.'`\_________|be executed|The Earth? |__
/`.`. `\ \_/ /` .`` \ |_ | _|
/. ' / `\_(_)_/`.'`\.`' \ (__)wo ascii | Turkeys (__)
/` . /' .` _| |_ `. '.\` .`\ (__)hecklers |are grante(__)
_/. ` /`` . /_____\.' . '\. `'\____(__)aught in | one month(__)
\` `.\. `.(__ \______/.'` > | blender. | reprieve. |
__\` .`\' .(__ |.`' ' '` .`/_____|___________|____________|__
\`. `\'`(______|__________/ | @ |
\____\`.|~~~~~|.' . .| \_________________/
/_ _ _\_|_____|______| /______|__|_______\
____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/ |__
/\_\_\_\ \ / / /
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/ ___ / ___ / JRO | | |
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////////// \\\ |PRICES SOAR| DAILY RAG |
/// __ __ \\\ | FOR GIANT |============|
/|| (O| |O) ||\ | XMAS SALE!| Y2K ON THE |
\_ (__) _/ | | WAY! |
\ ///\\\ / | Pokemon | Millennium |
____/\________/\____ |Creators to| Ends. Will |
_____/` \ \ / /.'`\_________|be executed|The Earth? |__
/`.`. `\ \_/ /` .`` \ |_ | _|
/. ' / `\_(_)_/`.'`\.`' \ (__)wo ascii | Turkeys (__)
/` . /' .` _| |_ `. '.\` .`\ (__)hecklers |are grante(__)
_/. ` /`` . /_____\.' . '\. `'\____(__)aught in | one month(__)
\` `.\. `.(__ \______/.'` > | blender. | reprieve. |
__\` .`\' .(__ |.`' ' '` .`/_____|___________|____________|__
\`. `\'`(______|__________/ | @ |
\____\`.|~~~~~|.' . .| \_________________/
/_ _ _\_|_____|______| /______|__|_______\
____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/ |__
/\_\_\_\ \ / / /
___/ / |_________/ / /___
/ ___ / ___ / JRO | | |
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Jonathon R. Oglesbee
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