Settings

The page will reload to apply your changes.
Theme

ASCII Art Font

ASCII Art Menu

Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 16 Jun 2000.
Re: Bigger penis, Better sex!(parody)

Re: Bigger penis, Better sex!(parody)

 Name: Adie 
 Date: Fri, 16 Jun 2000 12:41:04 +0100 
 Group: alt.games.half-life.tfclassic  

� "Firk�" <new...@firked.commmm> posted:
� 
� >
� >"Bateau" <Its...@Not-A-Real-Address.com> wrote in message
� >news:7tB...@4ax.com...
� >> On Sat, 10 Jun 2000 13:44:11 -0700 "Lord Oneiros of The Sacred Order Of
� >> Things."  <one...@uswest.REMOVETHISIFYOUWANTTOREPLY.net> wrote:
� >> >Guys, wish you had a bigger penis?
� >> >Does it sorta look small? like this?
� >> >            __
� >> >           /  \
� >> >          (_  _)
� >> >           /  \
� >> >          /    \
� >> >          \    /
� >> >          #\__/#
� >> >          #%%%%#
� >> >           #%%#
� >> >
� >> >wish it looked like this?
� >> >
� >> >          _..._
� >> >         /     \
� >> >        (_     _)
� >> >         /     \
� >> >        |       |
� >> >        |       |
� >> >        |       |
� >> >        |       |
� >> >        |       |
� >> >        |       |
� >> >         \     /
� >> >        ##\___/##
� >> >        ##%%%%##
� >> >         ##%%##
� >> >get our new SAFE vacuum system.
� >> >It DOESN'T hurt!!!
� >
� >I WANNT A BIGGA BETTA PENIS TOOO
� 
�    ()      
�     O
�      o 
�       o
�    _..U.._
�   /       \
�  (_       _)
�   /       \
�  |         |
�  |         |
�  |         |
�  |         |
�  |         |
�  |         |
�  |         |
�  |         |
�  |         | 
� ##\_______/## 
� %%##%%%%##%%## 
� ##%%##%%##%%####
� 
� 
� Like this baby?
� 
� 
� 
NO MOORE LIKIE THIS:
SEE I cant a tottoo on it too

   _....._
  /       \
 (_       _)
  /       \
 |   B     |
 |         |
 |   I     |
 |         |
 |   G     |
 |         |
 |         |
 |         |
 |         | 
##\_______/## 
%%##%%%%##%%## 
##%%##%%##%%####
-- 
Master of Ferrets 
www.firked.co.uk
*FIRKED*[TiT]
ICQ: 44382972
           c.-.c
            o o '.
           =*=.`  `-
             ((  (( '.
              ".  "   .
                '.    .'
                (" .(" '.
                /   / '._'
               cc  cc    ' ) 
                        ,''
------------------------------------------

Original message headers
X-Google-Language: TURKISH,CP1254
X-Google-Thread: 10db35,9a86c169b1b615c9
X-Google-Attributes: gid10db35,public
X-Google-Thread: 109f52,9a86c169b1b615c9
X-Google-Attributes: gid109f52,public
X-Google-Thread: 108e4a,75ce4509fd9a2c08,start
X-Google-Attributes: gid108e4a,public
X-Google-Thread: 10c3d7,9a86c169b1b615c9
X-Google-Attributes: gid10c3d7,public
X-Google-Thread: faf2f,75ce4509fd9a2c08,start
X-Google-Attributes: gidfaf2f,public
X-Google-Thread: f996b,54ee0ec849f05197
X-Google-Attributes: gidf996b,public
From: Mr Dale <I_c...@mogwai.com>
Subject: Re: Bigger penis, Better sex!(parody)
Date: 2000/06/16
Message-ID: <MPG...@news.ntlworld.com>#1/1
X-Deja-AN: 635294227
References: <394...@uswest.REMOVETHISIFYOUWANTTOREPLY.net> <7tB...@4ax.com> <e0o25.3037$fb5...@news2-win.server.ntlworld.com> <u64...@4ax.com>
X-Complaints-To: abu...@net.ntl.com
X-Trace: news2-win.server.ntlworld.com 961156280 62.252.136.235 (Fri, 16 Jun 2000 12:51:20 BST)
Organization: National Ferret Throwing Organisation www.firked.com
NNTP-Posting-Date: Fri, 16 Jun 2000 12:51:20 BST
Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art,alt.fan.firked,alt.games.half-life.tfclassic,alt.snetter,alt.fan.listener,alt.snuh
About this message. This message was posted publicly to the newsgroup alt.ascii-art in 2000 and is mirrored here unchanged as part of the Historic Archives – only email addresses are masked. The artwork and text belong to their original authors: if you copy a piece, keep the artist's initials or signature intact and credit them where you can. Are you the author? Contact us to get your posts attributed, connected to your artist profile, or removed.

Report this message

Help us keep the archive clean and accurate. Reports are reviewed by a person – nothing is changed automatically.

Help classify this post