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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 24 Mar 1995.
Re: Searching for Marx Brothers

Re: Searching for Marx Brothers

> >                 *8o,   
> >                 8 : 8   	                 8 : 8 
> >                 8 : 8                       |~~\_____/~~\__  |
> > -cfbd-          8 : 8  _____________________ \N1____====== )-+
> >                8 : 8                                ~~~|/~~  |
> >               8 : 8                                    ()     
> >             8 : 8
> >           ,8o,"'                              aircraft by
> >         //                                      -Wil Dixon-
> >        ~~ 
> >        "Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a bananna."
> > 
> >                                    - Groucho Marx
> 
> Fruit doesn't fly like a banana, that's not what he's saying!
> 
> He's saying-
> Time (noun) flies (verb) like (prep; in the manner of) an arrow (o.p.)
> Fruit flies (noun; Drosophilae Melanogaster) like (verb; enjoy) a banana (d.o.)
> 
> that is:
> Time does fly in the manner of an arrow; Drosophilae enjoy a banana.
> Only that's not funny.  So please, even though it's cool, don't draw a banana
> behind an airplane.
> 
> -rick (no, i can't pronounce Melanogaster)
			      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ MEL-AN-OH-GAS-TER (D is optional)

"Oh, you're no fun anymore..."   -Monty (nickname) Python (am-ih-null:snake)

	Try loosening your shorts...

Captai Nitpick...  Is that *you*?  Nah-  not The Cap'n 's style.

	/\
       // \
      //   \		~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
     //     \		~  "Just as I am astonished that a bank clerk	~
    //======/\		~  never eats a cheque, so too am I astonished	~
    \      / /		~  that no painter before me ever thought of	~
     \    / /		~  painting a soft watch."			~
      \  / /		~  				-Salvador Dali	~
       \/ /		~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
        \/
            ...Lenism rules...

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From: Lenore <eab...@rigel.oac.uci.edu>
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Subject: Re: Searching for Marx Brothers
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