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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 22 Jun 2000.
Re: Bigger penis, Better sex!(parody)

Re: Bigger penis, Better sex!(parody)

On Wed, 21 Jun 2000 18:06:41 +0500, Alex Dethler <ale...@netscape.net>
provoked the following text:

>> >I wish My English were good enough to make such
>> >conversations in English, but alas! I need more
>> >practice yet..
>> And practice makes perfect :-))
>Hope so.. ;)

Be sure of it. It worked for me, didn't it? :-))

>> >A komou shchas leghko!
>> >It's idiomatic phrase, very different by it's means,
>> >usually makes the person stop crying and start smiling..
>> Okay.... And what does it mean exactly?
>Literally.. It's something like:
>"To whom it's easy today" or "who has an easy going today"

Ah, something like "everyone has problems", right?

>> >> Russian is easy, you just add -ski to the end of things. Sorta like
>> >> replacing "i" with "ji" to translate something into Vjikjing.
>> >You know, even I didn't understand how to speak Russian
>> >from your instruction.. Would you give some samples, probably?
>> Whisky, waterski, krasnapolski.... :-)))
>
>waterski - what is it?? ;)

That's a device to ski on water :-))

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>krasnapolski - Does it mean something
>which belongs to Red Poland? It's an
>archaism then (archaism - word that's
>unused because it's old)

No, it's the name of an hotel in Amsterdam :-))
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        Peter Punk
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