Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 30 Jul 1999.
[pic] girlie
alt.ascii-art
· 26 messages · 30 Jul 1999 - 11 Oct 1999
A new pic... I kind of like the mix of line and shade of gray.
(damn! I should update my site... but I want to redesign it, so
it's gonna take a while)
joris
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Diddle-duh-diddle-dom
She had a fat bottom
Diddle-duh-diddle-dah
She's lost a few pounds now.
joris
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joris bellenger wrote:
Diddle-duh-diddle-dol
She was kind of too tall
Diddle-duh-diddle-twix
Tere's nothing I can't fix
joris
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.----- On Sat, 31 Jul 1999 18:20:49 +0200, joris bellenger posted: |joris bellenger wrote: | |Diddle-duh-diddle-dol |She was kind of too tall |Diddle-duh-diddle-twix |Tere's nothing I can't fix | | |joris | | .:, ______ , | , ) \_ \ | /, )___ \ | ___/ -. _ - ) \ | \ M;) /M) /` ( | / | _ ( _ ) | , \ \_) , : ) / | ( .____ C\ ; | \ __ \ \/ | ) )/ ) \,___ ___ | / ___ __; _ X \, | ( /. X. ' XV ,\ | \ ./, Xx YXX. :|:,, | \`| _ XXXX. ,XXXXA \ , | ., \/ /\ZXXXXZSxcSZXXXXSt \.i | :,.. / /,,jSXXXXV 'XXXSXf, \ :\ | .: , / \ |i .,__- .,;;,:ittII+. | .:+++iii, / _ __ +RBBBB\ )WBBBR+ / _ ) .;;iii. | ,;;,:ittII+,M( ., \ +RBBBBVBBBBBR+ |. / ::;t;;yii | ::;t;;iii. .,:;;,+..,.| \ VBBBBBBBBBBR+ \ __\_.,;, lfr. | itVtIII :i; \ ,| XNBBBBRZRXBR( \/ , +x , | +;;t:Yit ., _/__ / WKBBBBRXZSRBRi ,..,:::;. | .. \/ AWNBBRSYEXYZXRa | .IMNSRXYZSRBBBBBRi | iMBSClXRNMMMMWNKRR. | WMRZYSYRNMMMMWNBRYi | lWMSZXYSKRNNMMMNBWS+ | SWMRIOZRBNMMMMMMKBRi | lWMXZCZNMMMMMMWNKSR+ | iNUZYiSRNMMMMMMNUZR+ | lBRYltRNWMMMMMMWNRX' | 'KXltxXBWMMMMMWNKBT | SZriZSNWMMMMMMNBSt | ltttttttthWKfttf | ittttttttWBtttt; | 'ttttttttBStttl' | ZttttttYZttttf | lStttttRftttv | itSRNNYKtttt' | tYSKRNEttttP | StttSYZfttv | .ftttlZXStY | jttttttBKti | StttttIWttt | ZtttttYRtt' | iSttttSttv | lStttFty | YtttZtt | VttKtI | VttNtE | AtttWWIR | b'ger kt:ttNRlR | ZttttttBSlRi | AtttttttXKZFti | Vtttttttl | `tttttti '----------------------------------- Works well, and looks nice in ASC2PIC as well. The gradient on the, erm, skirt and legs, is just right. The top's shading doesn't work quite as well, but that's only in ASC2PIC, not by eye. -Martin |\/| _..__|_o._ /\_|_| o._ _ mart.atkins@-- | |(_|| |_|| | /--\|_|<|| |_> --bigfoot.com
Regardless, she's a hottie! If there's a few of them to spare in NL, feel free to send one my way :-) In article <37A...@xs4all.nl>, svz...@xs4all.nl sez... > >Diddle-duh-diddle-dom >She had a fat bottom >Diddle-duh-diddle-dah >She's lost a few pounds now. > >joris > > > .:, ______ , > , ) \_ \ > /, )___ \ > ___/ -. _ - ) \ > \ M;) /M) /` ( > / | _ ( _ ) > , \ \_) , : ) / > ( .____ C\ ; > \ __ \ \/ > ) )/ ) \,___ ___ > / ___ __; _ X \, > ( /. X. ' XV ,\ > \ ./, Xx YXX. :|:,, > \`| _ XXXX. ,XXXXA \ , > ., \/ /\ZXXXXZSxcSZXXXXSt \.i > :,.. / /,,jSXXXXV 'XXXSXf, \ :\ > .: , / \ |i .,__- .,;;,:ittII+. > .:+++iii, / _ __ +RBBBB\ )WBBBR+ / _ ) .;;iii. > ,;;,:ittII+,M( ., \ +RBBBBVBBBBBR+ |. / ::;t;;yii > ::;t;;iii. .,:;;,+..,.| \ VBBBBBBBBBBR+ \ __\_.,;, lfr. > itVtIII :i; \ ,| XNBBBBRZRXBR( \/ , +x , > +;;t:Yit ., _/__ / WKBBBBRXZSRBRi ,..,:::;. > .. \/ AWNBBRSYEXYZXRa > .IMNSRXYZSRBBBBBRi > iMBSClXRNMMMMWNKRR. > WMRZYSYRNMMMMWNBRYi > lWMSZXYSKRNNMMMNBWS+ > SWMRIOZRBNMMMMMMKBRi > lWMXZCZNMMMMMMWNKSR+ > ZWRSYIXRNMMMMMMNBSZi > iNUZYiSRNMMMMMMNUZR+ > lBRYltRNWMMMMMMWNRX' > 'KXltxXBWMMMMMWNBRT > SZriZSNWMMMMMMNRSt > ltttttttthWKfttf > ittttttttWBtttt; > 'ttttttttBStttl' > ZttttttYZttttf > lStttttRftttv > itSRNNYKtttt' > tYSKRNEttttP > StttSYZfttv > .ftttlZXStY > jttttttBKti > StttttIWttt > ZtttttYRtt' > iSttttSttv > lStttFty > YtttZtt > VttKtI > VttNtE > AtttWWIR > b'ger kt:ttNRlR > ZttttttBSlRi > AtttttttXKZFti > Vtttttttl > `tttttti > >
joris bellenger wrote: [...] > .:, ______ , > , ) \_ \ > /, )___ \ > ___/ -. _ - ) \ > \ M;) /M) /` ( > / | _ ( _ ) > , \ \_) , : ) / > ( .____ C\ ; > \ __ \ \/ > ) )/ ) \,___ ___ > / ___ __; _ X \, > ( /. X. ' XV ,\ > \ ./, Xx YXX. :|:,, > \`| _ XXXX. ,XXXXA \ , > ., \/ /\ZXXXXZSxcSZXXXXSt \.i > :,.. / /,,jSXXXXV 'XXXSXf, \ :\ > .: , / \ |i .,__- .,;;,:ittII+. > .:+++iii, / _ __ +RBBBB\ )WBBBR+ / _ ) .;;iii. > ,;;,:ittII+,M( ., \ +RBBBBVBBBBBR+ |. / ::;t;;yii > ::;t;;iii. .,:;;,+..,.| \ VBBBBBBBBBBR+ \ __\_.,;, lfr. > itVtIII :i; \ ,| XNBBBBRZRXBR( \/ , +x , > +;;t:Yit ., _/__ / WKBBBBRXZSRBRi ,..,:::;. > .. \/ AWNBBRSYEXYZXRa > .IMNSRXYZSRBBBBBRi > iMBSClXRNMMMMWNKRR. > WMRZYSYRNMMMMWNBRYi > lWMSZXYSKRNNMMMNBWS+ > SWMRIOZRBNMMMMMMKBRi > lWMXZCZNMMMMMMWNKSR+ > iNUZYiSRNMMMMMMNUZR+ > lBRYltRNWMMMMMMWNRX' > 'KXltxXBWMMMMMWNKBT > SZriZSNWMMMMMMNBSt > ltttttttthWKfttf > ittttttttWBtttt; > 'ttttttttBStttl' > ZttttttYZttttf > lStttttRftttv > itSRNNYKtttt' > tYSKRNEttttP > StttSYZfttv > .ftttlZXStY > jttttttBKti > StttttIWttt > ZtttttYRtt' > iSttttSttv > lStttFty > YtttZtt > VttKtI > VttNtE > AtttWWIR > b'ger kt:ttNRlR > ZttttttBSlRi > AtttttttXKZFti > Vtttttttl > `tttttti The shading looks pretty good. Is that another convert-and-diddle try or purely hand made? Somehow it looks to good for a conversion but I cannot imagine you typing all these t's into the void. BTW the front foot actually looks rather 'square', no? I never really liked huge solids but I seem to start falling in love with smaller solids now. (Looking forward to future results of your 'solid' experiments!) :) Andreas ..____ /(|) (| /(_ `. \ `-..-'.ab`. o__o) http://www.stud.uni-hannover.de/~freise/ . .a88P \`V |V http://www.ascii-art.de `-a:f88P' ^-\^ (\ Ssssssee my Ascii!
Martin Atkins wrote: > .----- On Sat, 31 Jul 1999 18:20:49 +0200, joris bellenger posted: > |joris bellenger wrote: > | > |Diddle-duh-diddle-dol > |She was kind of too tall > |Diddle-duh-diddle-twix > |Tere's nothing I can't fix > | > | > |joris > | > | .:, ______ , > | , ) \_ \ > | /, )___ \ > | ___/ -. _ - ) \ > | \ M;) /M) /` ( > | / | _ ( _ ) > | , \ \_) , : ) / > | ( .____ C\ ; > | \ __ \ \/ > | ) )/ ) \,___ ___ > | / ___ __; _ X \, > | ( /. X. ' XV ,\ > | \ ./, Xx YXX. :|:,, > | \`| _ XXXX. ,XXXXA \ , > | ., \/ /\ZXXXXZSxcSZXXXXSt \.i > | :,.. / /,,jSXXXXV 'XXXSXf, \ :\ > | .: , / \ |i .,__- .,;;,:ittII+. > | .:+++iii, / _ __ +RBBBB\ )WBBBR+ / _ ) .;;iii. > | ,;;,:ittII+,M( ., \ +RBBBBVBBBBBR+ |. / ::;t;;yii > | ::;t;;iii. .,:;;,+..,.| \ VBBBBBBBBBBR+ \ __\_.,;, lfr. > | itVtIII :i; \ ,| XNBBBBRZRXBR( \/ , +x , > | +;;t:Yit ., _/__ / WKBBBBRXZSRBRi ,..,:::;. > | .. \/ AWNBBRSYEXYZXRa > | .IMNSRXYZSRBBBBBRi > | iMBSClXRNMMMMWNKRR. > | WMRZYSYRNMMMMWNBRYi > | lWMSZXYSKRNNMMMNBWS+ > | SWMRIOZRBNMMMMMMKBRi > | lWMXZCZNMMMMMMWNKSR+ > | iNUZYiSRNMMMMMMNUZR+ > | lBRYltRNWMMMMMMWNRX' > | 'KXltxXBWMMMMMWNKBT > | SZriZSNWMMMMMMNBSt > | ltttttttthWKfttf > | ittttttttWBtttt; > | 'ttttttttBStttl' > | ZttttttYZttttf > | lStttttRftttv > | itSRNNYKtttt' > | tYSKRNEttttP > | StttSYZfttv > | .ftttlZXStY > | jttttttBKti > | StttttIWttt > | ZtttttYRtt' > | iSttttSttv > | lStttFty > | YtttZtt > | VttKtI > | VttNtE > | AtttWWIR > | b'ger kt:ttNRlR > | ZttttttBSlRi > | AtttttttXKZFti > | Vtttttttl > | `tttttti > '----------------------------------- > > Works well, and looks nice in ASC2PIC as well. The gradient on the, erm, > skirt and legs, is just right. The top's shading doesn't work quite as well, > but that's only in ASC2PIC, not by eye. > > -Martin Yes, I tried to add some shading to the top but it's just too small. The whole thing got messy. :-( Anyway, it's ok that way. joris
joris bellenger wrote: [...] > > > .ftttlZXStY > > > jttttttBKti > > > StttttIWttt > > > ZtttttYRtt' > > > iSttttSttv > > > lStttFty > > > YtttZtt > > > VttKtI > > > VttNtE > > > AtttWWIR > > > b'ger kt:ttNRlR > > > ZttttttBSlRi > > > AtttttttXKZFti > > > Vtttttttl > > > `tttttti > > This one is 100% hand made.:) Wow! > > BTW the front foot actually looks rather 'square', no? > Is it? Ok, this is really a micro-diddle but still : StttttIWttt ZtttttYRtt' iSttttSttv lStttFty YtttZtt VttKtI VttNtE AtttWWIR b'ger kt:ttNRlR ZttttttBSlRi. AzttttttXKZFZP `ttttttti `TtttttP The feet look a bit 'softer' on my screen now (but that might be font related, I don't know.) > Nice snake. Thank you. :) Andreas .---...__ .. ____ '| ASCII `:;=-. http://www.stud.uni-hannover.de/~freise ___ || ART )| [) http://www.ascii-art.de __________ `==-...___''.-.| ______________________________________________ ((o)(o)'`-(o)'__________ """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""a:f
Andreas Freise wrote: > joris bellenger wrote: > [...] > > .:, ______ , > > , ) \_ \ > > /, )___ \ > > ___/ -. _ - ) \ > > \ M;) /M) /` ( > > / | _ ( _ ) > > , \ \_) , : ) / > > ( .____ C\ ; > > \ __ \ \/ > > ) )/ ) \,___ ___ > > / ___ __; _ X \, > > ( /. X. ' XV ,\ > > \ ./, Xx YXX. :|:,, > > \`| _ XXXX. ,XXXXA \ , > > ., \/ /\ZXXXXZSxcSZXXXXSt \.i > > :,.. / /,,jSXXXXV 'XXXSXf, \ :\ > > .: , / \ |i .,__- .,;;,:ittII+. > > .:+++iii, / _ __ +RBBBB\ )WBBBR+ / _ ) .;;iii. > > ,;;,:ittII+,M( ., \ +RBBBBVBBBBBR+ |. / ::;t;;yii > > ::;t;;iii. .,:;;,+..,.| \ VBBBBBBBBBBR+ \ __\_.,;, lfr. > > itVtIII :i; \ ,| XNBBBBRZRXBR( \/ , +x , > > +;;t:Yit ., _/__ / WKBBBBRXZSRBRi ,..,:::;. > > .. \/ AWNBBRSYEXYZXRa > > .IMNSRXYZSRBBBBBRi > > iMBSClXRNMMMMWNKRR. > > WMRZYSYRNMMMMWNBRYi > > lWMSZXYSKRNNMMMNBWS+ > > SWMRIOZRBNMMMMMMKBRi > > lWMXZCZNMMMMMMWNKSR+ > > iNUZYiSRNMMMMMMNUZR+ > > lBRYltRNWMMMMMMWNRX' > > 'KXltxXBWMMMMMWNKBT > > SZriZSNWMMMMMMNBSt > > ltttttttthWKfttf > > ittttttttWBtttt; > > 'ttttttttBStttl' > > ZttttttYZttttf > > lStttttRftttv > > itSRNNYKtttt' > > tYSKRNEttttP > > StttSYZfttv > > .ftttlZXStY > > jttttttBKti > > StttttIWttt > > ZtttttYRtt' > > iSttttSttv > > lStttFty > > YtttZtt > > VttKtI > > VttNtE > > AtttWWIR > > b'ger kt:ttNRlR > > ZttttttBSlRi > > AtttttttXKZFti > > Vtttttttl > > `tttttti > > The shading looks pretty good. Is that another convert-and-diddle > try or purely hand made? Somehow it looks to good for a conversion > but I cannot imagine you typing all these t's into the void. > This one is 100% hand made.:) > BTW the front foot actually looks rather 'square', no? Is it? > I never really liked huge solids but I seem to start falling in > love with smaller solids now. (Looking forward to future > results of your 'solid' experiments!) Yeah, so am I. > :) > Andreas > ..____ > /(|) (| > /(_ `. \ > `-..-'.ab`. o__o) http://www.stud.uni-hannover.de/~freise/ > . .a88P \`V |V http://www.ascii-art.de > `-a:f88P' ^-\^ > (\ Ssssssee my Ascii! Nice snake. joris
Andreas Freise wrote: > joris bellenger wrote: > [...] > > > > .ftttlZXStY > > > > jttttttBKti > > > > StttttIWttt > > > > ZtttttYRtt' > > > > iSttttSttv > > > > lStttFty > > > > YtttZtt > > > > VttKtI > > > > VttNtE > > > > AtttWWIR > > > > b'ger kt:ttNRlR > > > > ZttttttBSlRi > > > > AtttttttXKZFti > > > > Vtttttttl > > > > `tttttti > > > > This one is 100% hand made.:) > > Wow! > > > > BTW the front foot actually looks rather 'square', no? > > Is it? > > Ok, this is really a micro-diddle but still : > > StttttIWttt > ZtttttYRtt' > iSttttSttv > lStttFty > YtttZtt > VttKtI > VttNtE > AtttWWIR > b'ger kt:ttNRlR > ZttttttBSlRi. > AzttttttXKZFZP > `ttttttti > `TtttttP > > The feet look a bit 'softer' on my screen now (but that might > be font related, I don't know.) > [snip] It looks more square to me that way.:-/ How's this? .ftttlZXStY jttttttBKti StttttIWttt ZtttttYRtt' iSttttSttv lStttFty YtttZtt VttKtI VttNtE AtttWWIR b'ger kt:ttNRlR ZttttttBSlRi AtttttttXKZFti %ttttttttl `'tttttt' joris
joris bellenger wrote: [...] > It looks more square to me that way.:-/ > How's this? > > .ftttlZXStY > jttttttBKti > StttttIWttt > ZtttttYRtt' > iSttttSttv > lStttFty > YtttZtt > VttKtI > VttNtE > AtttWWIR > b'ger kt:ttNRlR > ZttttttBSlRi > AtttttttXKZFti > %ttttttttl > `'tttttt' Yes, better. I had thought you didn't like too many ' s. But anyway I've looked at it in different fonts now and it does chance my opinion on my diddle quite a lot. :) Andreas .---...__ .. ____ '| ASCII `:;=-. http://www.stud.uni-hannover.de/~freise ___ || ART )| [) http://www.ascii-art.de __________ `==-...___''.-.| ______________________________________________ ((o)(o)'`-(o)'__________ """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""a:f
Andreas Freise wrote: > joris bellenger wrote: > [...] > > It looks more square to me that way.:-/ > > How's this? > > > > .ftttlZXStY > > jttttttBKti > > StttttIWttt > > ZtttttYRtt' > > iSttttSttv > > lStttFty > > YtttZtt > > VttKtI > > VttNtE > > AtttWWIR > > b'ger kt:ttNRlR > > ZttttttBSlRi > > AtttttttXKZFti > > %ttttttttl > > `'tttttt' > > Yes, better. I had thought you didn't like too many ' s. > But anyway I've looked at it in different fonts now and > it does chance my opinion on my diddle quite a lot. > > :) > Andreas You're right, I try to avoid ' in solid ascii art but sometimes there's no other choice. joris
>1 .:, ______ , >2 , ) \_ \ >3 /, )___ \ >4 ___/ -. _ - ) \ >5 \ M;) /M) /` ( >6 / | _ ( _ ) >7 , \ \_) , : ) / >8 ( .____ C\ ; >9 \ __ \ \/ >10 ) )/ ) \,___ ___ >11 / ___ __; _ X \, >12 ( /. X. ' XV ,\ >13 \ ./, Xx YXX. :|:,, >14 \`| _ XXXX. ,XXXXA \ , >15 ., \/ /\ZXXXXZSxcSZXXXXSt \.i >16 :,.. / /,,jSXXXXV 'XXXSXf, \ :\ >17 .: , / \ |i .,__- .,;;,:ittII+. >18 .:+++iii, / _ __ +RBBBB\ )WBBBR+ / _ ) .;;iii. >19 ,;;,:ittII+,M( ., \ +RBBBBVBBBBBR+ |. / ::;t;;yii >20 ::;t;;iii. .,:;;,+..,.| \ VBBBBBBBBBBR+ \ __\_.,;, lfr. >21 itVtIII :i; \ ,| XNBBBBRZRXBR( \/ , +x , >22 +;;t:Yit ., _/__ / WKBBBBRXZSRBRi ,..,:::;. >23 .. \/ AWNBBRSYEXYZXRa >24 .IMNSRXYZSRBBBBBRi >25 iMBSClXRNMMMMWNKRR. >26 WMRZYSYRNMMMMWNBRYi >27 lWMSZXYSKRNNMMMNBWS+ >28 SWMRIOZRBNMMMMMMKBRi >29 lWMXZCZNMMMMMMWNKSR+ >30 iNUZYiSRNMMMMMMNUZR+ >31 lBRYltRNWMMMMMMWNRX' >32 'KXltxXBWMMMMMWNKBT >33 SZriZSNWMMMMMMNBSt >34 ltttttttthWKfttf >35 ittttttttWBtttt; >36 'ttttttttBStttl' >37 ZttttttYZttttf >38 lStttttRftttv >39 itSRNNYKtttt' >40 tYSKRNEttttP >41 StttSYZfttv >42 .ftttlZXStY >43 jttttttBKti >44 StttttIWttt >45 ZtttttYRtt' >46 iSttttSttv >47 lStttFty >48 YtttZtt >49 VttKtI >50 VttNtE >51 AtttWWIR >52 b'ger kt:ttNRlR >53 ZttttttBSlRi >54 AtttttttXKZFti >55 Vtttttttl >56 `tttttt Okay, I seen this pix, and it's really neat. BUT.... It should be taken off the innernet, and the diabolical madman who authored it should be institutionalized. It only APPEARS to be a nice asskey picher of a girl. That's because it's dee-signed to attract your eye. What it REALLY IS, however, is a CLEVER CONSTRUCT containing SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES, intended to CORRUPT the minds and morals of the poor, unsuspecting readers who view this "artwork". Being as how it's safe for me to read, I will now demonstrate and dicypher for you - the innocent - just exactly where the EVIL and MORALLY REPREHENSIBLE messages are in this picture: 1. ZSxcSZ - line #15 - this little passage inserts a message into the brain of teenagers, forcing them to engage in pre-marital SEX. 2. jSXXXXV 'XXXSXf - line #16 - remove the X's, and look what you have: jSV 'Sf. Everyone KNOWS what that means. 3. /|i :ittII+. .:+++iii, /+RBBBB\ )WBBBR+ /.;;iii. - lines #17 and #18 - looky here... these, seemingly meaningless portions of this "text art" picture, are actually COMPUTER CONTROL CODES. I've looked them up, and consulted with experts. These codes direct your web browser to open on porno sites. Unsuspecting users think it's an "accident", of course. Yeah, sure. Try explaining that to your wife. 4. AWNBBRSYEXYZXRa - this bit of moral corruption appears on line #23. If you re-arrange the letters, you end up with: "AW, SEXY BRA". Would you want a stranger saying that to you? Well, if you've seen this picture, that's what's happened. 5. iMBSClXRNMMMMWNKRR - line #25. Common decency prevents me from revealing the nature of this insiduous bit of propaganda. 6. line #27 - another "sex" message, couched as a mere "highlight" to the subject's skirt. 7. SWMRIOZRBNMMMMMMKBRi - line #28 - This is the name of hedonistic god of the ancient Victorians. Please don't attempt to speak the name out loud, as the creature could suddenly appear in your living room or den. 8. iNUZYiSRNMMMMMMNUZR+ - line #30 - NUZY SRUNZR. Nuzy founded a cult based on worshipping Swmriozrbnmmmmmkbri. Followers were forced to turn over all their belongings to Nuzy, who then "allowed" them to run naked, en masse, on his private beach in the Bahamas. 9. itSRNNYKtttt' - line #39 - "It Srnny Ktt". Typical chant uttered by pre-historic, hedonists in the Marshes of Sonnaput. 10. tYSKRNEttttP - line #40 - this bit of subliminal subversion seems similar to that found on line #39, but is actually instructing the viewer to "Drink More Coca-Cola". 11. VttKtI - lines #50 through #54. This message is signed by the "artist". VttNtE It means: "I love Swmriozrbnmmmkbri. Smwriozrbnmmmmmkbri is AtttWWIR good. Don't wear clothes. Drink Coke." b'ger kt:ttNRlR ZttttttBSlRi AtttttttXKZFti What more evidence is required? Quickly, we shall review: "B'ger" is telling you to engage in sexual activity, become a hedonist, worship a demonic power, and drink more Coke.(He probably owns stock in the company.) Why is this twisted mind permitted on the WWW? It's plain, the he intends to corrupt you all. Okay, now you know. Put your clothes back on. Put down that can of Coke, and get an 7-Up. Stop chanting "Srnny Ktt', over and over. GUARD you concience. If you don't... YOU could find yourself divested of all material belongings and worries, running naked on a beach in the Bahamas, rabidly commiting fornication with TOTAL STRANGERS, who are all victims of this degenerative conspiracy. JRO President, Commitee for Moral Abuse
On Tue, 28 Sep 1999, JRO wrote: > >1 .:, ______ , > >2 , ) \_ \ > >3 /, )___ \ > >4 ___/ -. _ - ) \ > >5 \ M;) /M) /` ( > >6 / | _ ( _ ) > >7 , \ \_) , : ) / > >8 ( .____ C\ ; > >9 \ __ \ \/ > >10 ) )/ ) \,___ ___ > >11 / ___ __; _ X \, > >12 ( /. X. ' XV ,\ > >13 \ ./, Xx YXX. :|:,, > >14 \`| _ XXXX. ,XXXXA \ , > >15 ., \/ /\ZXXXXZSxcSZXXXXSt \.i > >16 :,.. / /,,jSXXXXV 'XXXSXf, \ :\ > >17 .: , / \ |i .,__- .,;;,:ittII+. > >18 .:+++iii, / _ __ +RBBBB\ )WBBBR+ / _ ) .;;iii. > >19 ,;;,:ittII+,M( ., \ +RBBBBVBBBBBR+ |. / ::;t;;yii > >20 ::;t;;iii. .,:;;,+..,.| \ VBBBBBBBBBBR+ \ __\_.,;, lfr. > >21 itVtIII :i; \ ,| XNBBBBRZRXBR( \/ , +x , > >22 +;;t:Yit ., _/__ / WKBBBBRXZSRBRi ,..,:::;. > >23 .. \/ AWNBBRSYEXYZXRa > >24 .IMNSRXYZSRBBBBBRi > >25 iMBSClXRNMMMMWNKRR. > >26 WMRZYSYRNMMMMWNBRYi > >27 lWMSZXYSKRNNMMMNBWS+ > >28 SWMRIOZRBNMMMMMMKBRi > >29 lWMXZCZNMMMMMMWNKSR+ > >30 iNUZYiSRNMMMMMMNUZR+ > >31 lBRYltRNWMMMMMMWNRX' > >32 'KXltxXBWMMMMMWNKBT > >33 SZriZSNWMMMMMMNBSt > >34 ltttttttthWKfttf > >35 ittttttttWBtttt; > >36 'ttttttttBStttl' > >37 ZttttttYZttttf > >38 lStttttRftttv > >39 itSRNNYKtttt' > >40 tYSKRNEttttP > >41 StttSYZfttv > >42 .ftttlZXStY > >43 jttttttBKti > >44 StttttIWttt > >45 ZtttttYRtt' > >46 iSttttSttv > >47 lStttFty > >48 YtttZtt > >49 VttKtI > >50 VttNtE > >51 AtttWWIR > >52 b'ger kt:ttNRlR > >53 ZttttttBSlRi > >54 AtttttttXKZFti > >55 Vtttttttl > >56 `tttttt > > Okay, I seen this pix, and it's really neat. BUT.... > > It should be taken off the innernet, and the diabolical > madman who authored it should be institutionalized. It > only APPEARS to be a nice asskey picher of a girl. That's > because it's dee-signed to attract your eye. What it REALLY > IS, however, is a CLEVER CONSTRUCT containing SUBLIMINAL > MESSAGES, intended to CORRUPT the minds and morals of the > poor, unsuspecting readers who view this "artwork". > > Being as how it's safe for me to read, I will now demonstrate > and dicypher for you - the innocent - just exactly where the > EVIL and MORALLY REPREHENSIBLE messages are in this picture: > > 1. ZSxcSZ - line #15 - this little passage inserts a message > into the brain of teenagers, forcing them to engage > in pre-marital SEX. > > 2. jSXXXXV 'XXXSXf - line #16 - remove the X's, and look what > you have: jSV 'Sf. Everyone KNOWS what that means. > > 3. /|i :ittII+. .:+++iii, /+RBBBB\ )WBBBR+ /.;;iii. - lines > #17 and #18 - looky here... these, seemingly meaningless portions > of this "text art" picture, are actually COMPUTER CONTROL CODES. > I've looked them up, and consulted with experts. These codes > direct your web browser to open on porno sites. Unsuspecting > users think it's an "accident", of course. Yeah, sure. Try > explaining that to your wife. > > 4. AWNBBRSYEXYZXRa - this bit of moral corruption appears on line #23. > If you re-arrange the letters, you end up with: > "AW, SEXY BRA". Would you want a stranger saying > that to you? Well, if you've seen this picture, > that's what's happened. > > 5. iMBSClXRNMMMMWNKRR - line #25. Common decency prevents me from revealing > the nature of this insiduous bit of propaganda. > > 6. line #27 - another "sex" message, couched as a mere "highlight" to the > subject's skirt. > > 7. SWMRIOZRBNMMMMMMKBRi - line #28 - This is the name of hedonistic god of > the ancient Victorians. Please don't attempt to > speak the name out loud, as the creature > could suddenly appear in your living room or den. > > 8. iNUZYiSRNMMMMMMNUZR+ - line #30 - NUZY SRUNZR. Nuzy founded a cult based > on worshipping Swmriozrbnmmmmmkbri. Followers were > forced to turn over all their belongings to Nuzy, who > then "allowed" them to run naked, en masse, on his private > beach in the Bahamas. > > 9. itSRNNYKtttt' - line #39 - "It Srnny Ktt". Typical chant uttered by pre-historic, > hedonists in the Marshes of Sonnaput. > > 10. tYSKRNEttttP - line #40 - this bit of subliminal subversion seems similar to that > found on line #39, but is actually instructing the viewer to "Drink > More Coca-Cola". > > > 11. VttKtI - lines #50 through #54. This message is signed by the "artist". > VttNtE It means: "I love Swmriozrbnmmmkbri. Smwriozrbnmmmmmkbri is > AtttWWIR good. Don't wear clothes. Drink Coke." > b'ger kt:ttNRlR > ZttttttBSlRi > AtttttttXKZFti > > > What more evidence is required? Quickly, we shall review: "B'ger" is telling you > to engage in sexual activity, become a hedonist, worship a demonic power, and drink > more Coke.(He probably owns stock in the company.) Why is this twisted mind permitted > on the WWW? It's plain, the he intends to corrupt you all. > > Okay, now you know. Put your clothes back on. Put down that can of Coke, and get an > 7-Up. Stop chanting "Srnny Ktt', over and over. GUARD you concience. If you don't... YOU > could find yourself divested of all material belongings and worries, running naked on a > beach in the Bahamas, rabidly commiting fornication with TOTAL STRANGERS, who are all > victims of this degenerative conspiracy. > > JRO > President, Commitee for Moral Abuse > Fantastically thought out and deciphered! Well done ;-) *-----------------------------------* | {"} Geraldine Jones {"} | | \|/ we9...@victoria.tc.ca \|/ | | http://www.victoria.tc.ca/~we993/ | *-----------------------------------*
JRO <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove> wrote in message news:37f17fdc@206.103.97.91... > >1 .:, ______ , > >2 , ) \_ \ > >3 /, )___ \ > >4 ___/ -. _ - ) \ > >5 \ M;) /M) /` ( > >6 / | _ ( _ ) > >7 , \ \_) , : ) / > >8 ( .____ C\ ; > >9 \ __ \ \/ > >10 ) )/ ) \,___ ___ > >11 / ___ __; _ X \, > >12 ( /. X. ' XV ,\ > >13 \ ./, Xx YXX. :|:,, > >14 \`| _ XXXX. ,XXXXA \ , > >15 ., \/ /\ZXXXXZSxcSZXXXXSt \.i > >16 :,.. / /,,jSXXXXV 'XXXSXf, \ :\ > >17 .: , / \ |i .,__- .,;;,:ittII+. > >18 .:+++iii, / _ __ +RBBBB\ )WBBBR+ / _ ) .;;iii. > >19 ,;;,:ittII+,M( ., \ +RBBBBVBBBBBR+ |. / ::;t;;yii > >20 ::;t;;iii. .,:;;,+..,.| \ VBBBBBBBBBBR+ \ __\_.,;, lfr. > >21 itVtIII :i; \ ,| XNBBBBRZRXBR( \/ , +x , > >22 +;;t:Yit ., _/__ / WKBBBBRXZSRBRi ,..,:::;. > >23 .. \/ AWNBBRSYEXYZXRa > >24 .IMNSRXYZSRBBBBBRi > >25 iMBSClXRNMMMMWNKRR. > >26 WMRZYSYRNMMMMWNBRYi > >27 lWMSZXYSKRNNMMMNBWS+ > >28 SWMRIOZRBNMMMMMMKBRi > >29 lWMXZCZNMMMMMMWNKSR+ > >30 iNUZYiSRNMMMMMMNUZR+ > >31 lBRYltRNWMMMMMMWNRX' > >32 'KXltxXBWMMMMMWNKBT > >33 SZriZSNWMMMMMMNBSt > >34 ltttttttthWKfttf > >35 ittttttttWBtttt; > >36 'ttttttttBStttl' > >37 ZttttttYZttttf > >38 lStttttRftttv > >39 itSRNNYKtttt' > >40 tYSKRNEttttP > >41 StttSYZfttv > >42 .ftttlZXStY > >43 jttttttBKti > >44 StttttIWttt > >45 ZtttttYRtt' > >46 iSttttSttv > >47 lStttFty > >48 YtttZtt > >49 VttKtI > >50 VttNtE > >51 AtttWWIR > >52 b'ger kt:ttNRlR > >53 ZttttttBSlRi > >54 AtttttttXKZFti > >55 Vtttttttl > >56 `tttttt > > Okay, I seen this pix, and it's really neat. BUT.... > > It should be taken off the innernet, and the diabolical > madman who authored it should be institutionalized. It > only APPEARS to be a nice asskey picher of a girl. That's > because it's dee-signed to attract your eye. What it REALLY > IS, however, is a CLEVER CONSTRUCT containing SUBLIMINAL > MESSAGES, intended to CORRUPT the minds and morals of the > poor, unsuspecting readers who view this "artwork". > > Being as how it's safe for me to read, I will now demonstrate > and dicypher for you - the innocent - just exactly where the > EVIL and MORALLY REPREHENSIBLE messages are in this picture: > > 1. ZSxcSZ - line #15 - this little passage inserts a message > into the brain of teenagers, forcing them to engage > in pre-marital SEX. > > 2. jSXXXXV 'XXXSXf - line #16 - remove the X's, and look what > you have: jSV 'Sf. Everyone KNOWS what that means. > > 3. /|i :ittII+. .:+++iii, /+RBBBB\ )WBBBR+ /.;;iii. - lines > #17 and #18 - looky here... these, seemingly meaningless portions > of this "text art" picture, are actually COMPUTER CONTROL CODES. > I've looked them up, and consulted with experts. These codes > direct your web browser to open on porno sites. Unsuspecting > users think it's an "accident", of course. Yeah, sure. Try > explaining that to your wife. > > 4. AWNBBRSYEXYZXRa - this bit of moral corruption appears on line #23. > If you re-arrange the letters, you end up with: > "AW, SEXY BRA". Would you want a stranger saying > that to you? Well, if you've seen this picture, > that's what's happened. > > 5. iMBSClXRNMMMMWNKRR - line #25. Common decency prevents me from revealing > the nature of this insiduous bit of propaganda. > > 6. line #27 - another "sex" message, couched as a mere "highlight" to the > subject's skirt. > > 7. SWMRIOZRBNMMMMMMKBRi - line #28 - This is the name of hedonistic god of > the ancient Victorians. Please don't attempt to > speak the name out loud, as the creature > could suddenly appear in your living room or den. > > 8. iNUZYiSRNMMMMMMNUZR+ - line #30 - NUZY SRUNZR. Nuzy founded a cult based > on worshipping Swmriozrbnmmmmmkbri. Followers were > forced to turn over all their belongings to Nuzy, who > then "allowed" them to run naked, en masse, on his private > beach in the Bahamas. > > 9. itSRNNYKtttt' - line #39 - "It Srnny Ktt". Typical chant uttered by pre-historic, > hedonists in the Marshes of Sonnaput. > > 10. tYSKRNEttttP - line #40 - this bit of subliminal subversion seems similar to that > found on line #39, but is actually instructing the viewer to "Drink > More Coca-Cola". > > > 11. VttKtI - lines #50 through #54. This message is signed by the "artist". > VttNtE It means: "I love Swmriozrbnmmmkbri. Smwriozrbnmmmmmkbri is > AtttWWIR good. Don't wear clothes. Drink Coke." > b'ger kt:ttNRlR > ZttttttBSlRi > AtttttttXKZFti > > > What more evidence is required? Quickly, we shall review: "B'ger" is telling you > to engage in sexual activity, become a hedonist, worship a demonic power, and drink > more Coke.(He probably owns stock in the company.) Why is this twisted mind permitted > on the WWW? It's plain, the he intends to corrupt you all. > > Okay, now you know. Put your clothes back on. Put down that can of Coke, and get an > 7-Up. Stop chanting "Srnny Ktt', over and over. GUARD you concience. If you don't... YOU > could find yourself divested of all material belongings and worries, running naked on a > beach in the Bahamas, rabidly commiting fornication with TOTAL STRANGERS, who are all > victims of this degenerative conspiracy. > > JRO > President, Commitee for Moral Abuse > thank you..but I think you missed one thing...her eyes reflecting the millenium--what does this mean? or am i way off and shes only indulging in m&m candy while drinking coke..perhaps the Mars company is involved in this decadence as well? Prudence > > > > > >
Peter Punk <ppu...@damnthatspam.hetnet.nl> wrote in message news:4pTyN1V9TR3n1erPRPAbBEdh=OO...@4ax.com... > On Tue, 28 Sep 1999 22:08:36 -0500, "JRO" > <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove> provoked the following text: > > > Okay, now you know. Put your clothes back on. Put down that can of Coke, and get an > > 7-Up. Stop chanting "Srnny Ktt', over and over. GUARD you concience. If you don't... YOU > >could find yourself divested of all material belongings and worries, running naked on a > >beach in the Bahamas, rabidly commiting fornication with TOTAL STRANGERS, who are all > >victims of this degenerative conspiracy. > > ROFL!!!! How do you come up with this stuff? :-)) > -- > Peter Punk Wahl Pete... I am a docermented, certifyed genius, who is concerned about MORAL ABUSE, both on the innernet, an' on the street. Being a forthrite and upstanding member (not to mention Presidint) of the Comitte Against Moral Abuse, it is my DUTY to point out the practices of RIBALD DEGENERATES, like this here B'ger feller. We had a perfectly NICE and DECENT newsgroup here, with n'ary a FOUL WORD and NO PERVERSION, prior to his entrance in the asskey art world. Since that time, he - AND OTHERS, SOON TO BE EXPOSED - have swamped this comraderly newsgroup of prudent, simple-minded folk with RANK, SUBVERSIVE, MESSAGES, secretly hidden in "askee art" pichers. It is MY INTENTION to educate the masses, and turn this newsgroup around. I want to see it return to the happy days it once knew; a time when people posted more butterflies and flowers, and hearts and bears - all that good shit. And NO MORE nudes, sexpix, filthy comments, or SUBLIMINAL SUBVERSION. Thanks fer axin', JRO ___ / _ \\ ,, /=(_)=\\// \ =(_) (O} \_____\\_ .--. /=(_)\\-` .'_\/_'. \____/// '. /\ .' Jonathon R. Oglesbee ()) "||" oglesbee@mail || /\ .fullnet.net /\ ||//\) (/\\||/ "Glad I could help." ____________\||/________________________________
On Tue, 28 Sep 1999 22:08:36 -0500, "JRO" <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove> provoked the following text: > Okay, now you know. Put your clothes back on. Put down that can of Coke, and get an > 7-Up. Stop chanting "Srnny Ktt', over and over. GUARD you concience. If you don't... YOU >could find yourself divested of all material belongings and worries, running naked on a >beach in the Bahamas, rabidly commiting fornication with TOTAL STRANGERS, who are all >victims of this degenerative conspiracy. ROFL!!!! How do you come up with this stuff? :-)) -- Peter Punk \ / ---\\\\--- / \ If love is blind, then lingerie makes great braille.
Hello JRO!
28 Sep 99 22:08, JRO wrote to All:
J> What more evidence is required? Quickly, we shall review: "B'ger"
J> is telling you to engage in sexual activity, become a hedonist,
J> worship a demonic power, and drink more Coke.(He probably owns stock
J> in the company.) Why is this twisted mind permitted on the WWW? It's
J> plain, the he intends to corrupt you all.
J> Okay, now you know. Put your clothes back on. Put down that can of
J> Coke, and get an 7-Up. Stop chanting "Srnny Ktt', over and over. GUARD
J> you concience. If you don't... YOU could find yourself divested of all
J> material belongings and worries, running naked on a beach in the
J> Bahamas, rabidly commiting fornication with TOTAL STRANGERS, who are
J> all victims of this degenerative conspiracy.
J> JRO
J> President, Commitee for Moral Abuse
Good job JRO :) decipher this string, please:
HJHGSHGHJSYTETERTSVSBVXXXXXXXSHGFHSGHGSHGJSUEOEP
//Maxim
E-mail: max...@iname.com ICQ #27897643
30 Sep 99 00:30
On Wed, 29 Sep 1999 09:56:13 -0400, "Prudence" <lo-...@erols.com-slamspam> wrote in message <7st69q$j1f$1...@autumn.news.rcn.net>: >thank you..but I think you missed one thing...her eyes reflecting the >millenium--what does this mean? or am i way off and shes only indulging >in m&m candy while drinking coke..perhaps the Mars company is involved >in this decadence as well? No, it's those pesky Martians again. m�spher. "A purulent haemmorhage of saline excreta doth cast down the visage of the whore." Was translated by the software as: "My mother was crying." http://www.holeinthewall.com/ic_death.htm
JRO wrote: [snip] > What more evidence is required? Quickly, we shall review: "B'ger" is telling you > to engage in sexual activity, become a hedonist, worship a demonic power, and drink > more Coke.(He probably owns stock in the company.) Why is this twisted mind permitted > on the WWW? It's plain, the he intends to corrupt you all. > > Okay, now you know. Put your clothes back on. Put down that can of Coke, and get an > 7-Up. Stop chanting "Srnny Ktt', over and over. GUARD you concience. If you don't... YOU > could find yourself divested of all material belongings and worries, running naked on a > beach in the Bahamas, rabidly commiting fornication with TOTAL STRANGERS, who are all > victims of this degenerative conspiracy. > > JRO > President, Commitee for Moral Abuse Damn... this JRO fellow is more clever than I though... ...saw right through me. / `, ___ # |/ ? | ^ )\ /__/\ \____ ,- / \_/ \ |/| / < _____ _> \ -|.|--/___/ ,___/___\--------- '-' |\/ b'ger It's time for me to go to plan B ...infiltrate the Ascii Art Ring. \ `, = = # |/ ? | - )\ /__/\ \____ ,- / \_/ \ |/| / < _____ _> \ -|.|--/___/ ,___/___\--------- '-' |\/ b'ger Meanwhile I could try to bribe him with a six pack... and maybe some gas for his zippo. \ `, = = # |/ ? | ' )\ /__/\ \____ ,- / \_/ \ |/| / < _____ _> \ -|.|--/___/ ,___/___\--------- '-' |\/ b'ger
: YOU.. : could find yourself divested of all material belongings and worries, running naked on a : beach in the Bahamas, rabidly commiting fornication with TOTAL STRANGERS, who are all : victims of this degenerative conspiracy. ALRIGHT! ... Hail B'ger! ... where do I sign up ?? Christian 'pre-marital sex dept.' Jensen .. must cut this post short as I feel a sudden urge to get butt naked and feel the cool sensation of The REAL Thing! ... Regular version ..full of sugar .. caressing my lustfull hot lips as I swallow the delicious liquid and subsequently lick the few remaining sweet drops of nectar still glisening in the sun from the beautyfully curved bottle.... AAaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh....!
On Tue, 5 Oct 1999 20:48:25 +0200 "Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen" <kil...@CeeJay.findhere.com> found it necessary to say: >: YOU.. >: could find yourself divested of all material belongings and worries, >running naked on a >: beach in the Bahamas, rabidly commiting fornication with TOTAL STRANGERS, >who are all >: victims of this degenerative conspiracy. > >ALRIGHT! ... Hail B'ger! ... where do I sign up ?? > >Christian 'pre-marital sex dept.' Jensen > >.. must cut this post short as I feel a sudden urge to get butt naked and >feel the cool sensation of The REAL Thing! ... Regular version ..full of >sugar .. caressing my lustfull hot lips as I swallow the delicious liquid >and subsequently lick the few remaining sweet drops of nectar still >glisening in the sun from the beautyfully curved bottle.... >AAaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh....! You just went to the "Burning Man" festival? -- groetings, Rand ICQ#:32336803 (\---/) (\---/) ( � � ) ( � � ) ----���--x--���---- & ----���--x--���---- � Taz '98 (remove ".geenspam" to reply by e-mail) "#1597. Everything is deemed possible except that which is impossible in the nature of things." -- California Civil Code, "Object of a Contract"
On Thu, 7 Oct 1999 00:35:19 +0200 "Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen" <kil...@CeeJay.findhere.com> found it necessary to say: >: >.. must cut this post short as I feel a sudden urge to get butt naked and >: >feel the cool sensation of The REAL Thing! ... Regular version ..full of >: >sugar .. caressing my lustfull hot lips as I swallow the delicious liquid >: >and subsequently lick the few remaining sweet drops of nectar still >: >glisening in the sun from the beautyfully curved bottle.... >: >AAaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh....! >: >: You just went to the "Burning Man" festival? > > >while (CeeJay == Citizen of Denmark) && fly (Denmark -> USA) == Thousands of >miles > { > find (alternative.way of exposing (self) ); > } >10001101010011 ! *grin* Ah, the Roskilde festival instead of Burning Man? -- groetings, Rand ICQ#:32336803 (\---/) (\---/) ( � � ) ( � � ) ----���--x--���---- & ----���--x--���---- � Taz '98 (remove ".geenspam" to reply by e-mail) Yeah, but what's the speed of DARK?
: >.. must cut this post short as I feel a sudden urge to get butt naked and
: >feel the cool sensation of The REAL Thing! ... Regular version ..full of
: >sugar .. caressing my lustfull hot lips as I swallow the delicious liquid
: >and subsequently lick the few remaining sweet drops of nectar still
: >glisening in the sun from the beautyfully curved bottle....
: >AAaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh....!
:
: You just went to the "Burning Man" festival?
while (CeeJay == Citizen of Denmark) && fly (Denmark -> USA) == Thousands of
miles
{
find (alternative.way of exposing (self) );
}
10001101010011 !
: >while (CeeJay == Citizen of Denmark) && fly (Denmark -> USA) == Thousands of
: >miles
: > {
: > find (alternative.way of exposing (self) );
: > }
:
: *grin* Ah, the Roskilde festival instead of Burning Man?
Yes or something similar .. allthough I decided I would cut down on my
festivalgoing after the ringing in my ears were getting more frequent.
On Sat, 9 Oct 1999 19:46:02 +0200 "Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen" <new...@CeeJay.findhere.comREMOVE> found it necessary to say: >: >while (CeeJay == Citizen of Denmark) && fly (Denmark -> USA) == Thousands of >: >miles >: > { >: > find (alternative.way of exposing (self) ); >: > } >: >: *grin* Ah, the Roskilde festival instead of Burning Man? > >Yes or something similar .. allthough I decided I would cut down on my >festivalgoing after the ringing in my ears were getting more frequent. > I did a Pro Pain gig and a My Dying Bride gig within one week. The ringing in my ears after Pro Pain were getting less, then there was My Dying Bride. Heard the ringing for weeks :-) You should try The 3 day Lowlands festival in The Netherlands! Great atmosphere. Saw only three bands. The last time I went. The rest of the time we were backing in the sun, watching people and soaking up the atmosphere. It's great! -- groetings, Rand ICQ#:32336803 (\---/) (\---/) ( � � ) ( � � ) ----���--x--���---- & ----���--x--���---- � Taz '98 (remove ".geenspam" to reply by e-mail) For THIS I bought a computer?
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