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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 18 Feb 1995.
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**HOT** EROTIC Sampler disc! <-- READ HERE!!

**HOT** EROTIC Sampler disc! <-- READ HERE!!

alt.ascii-art · 7 messages · 18 Feb 1995 - 22 Mar 1995
In article <11m...@asgsgasagsa.sgasag> spa...@unicorn.dorm.umd.edu (Spatch) writes:

>Ohwell.  I bet the CD would contain approximately 25 million

>        _
>       |O|
>      /o+o\
>       /V\
>      /   \             pictures.


Holy Cow! I can see her VAGINA!

I bet her parents are embarrassed.




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          influence of mind-expanding drugs.         |___/ooo\___| 
                  rep...@kaiwan.com       -======((*))=( .o. )=((*))======-
                                                         ^^^^^

Volume 3 of the "Erotica disk collection" is now available.

Volume 3 contains dozens of high quality erotic images so hot they 
will melt your screen ... gorgeous women sunning themselves in (and out)
of skimpy bikinis and thongs -- heart-stopping lingerie shots -- and more!

The disc is a sampler of the many products we carry, and ships with a 
catalog of other discs and collections.

The disc costs $3.50 plus $.50 shipping and handling.  Total: $4.00

Send check, money order, or cash.  Make checks/money orders out to "JK Micro"

Send to:

JK Micro
13022 Welcome Lane
Burnsville MN
55337-3842

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Tjames Madison <tja...@netcom.com> ASCII art 18 Mar 1995 23:55 · permalink · report
Name withheld by request (ano...@xs4all.nl) wrote:
: Volume 3 of the "Erotica disk collection" is now available.

Another idiot is now revealed.

: Volume 3 contains dozens of high quality erotic images so hot they 
: will melt your screen ... gorgeous women sunning themselves in (and out)
: of skimpy bikinis and thongs -- heart-stopping lingerie shots -- and more!

Any MARINA SERTIS JIFFS?!?!??//1/1???

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Fran Tarkenton <swa...@cybernetics.net> ASCII art 19 Mar 1995 00:43 · permalink · report
David Cassel (des...@crl.com) wrote:

: In article <3kd3i2$lf...@news.xs4all.nl>,

:   Name withheld by request <ano...@xs4all.nl> wrote:
:  
: > Volume 3 contains dozens of high quality erotic images so hot they
: > will melt your screen ... gorgeous women sunning themselves in (and out)
: > of skimpy bikinis and thongs

:  
:    ()_()
:     ( )
: /\  /\
:  



:  
: > -- heart-stopping lingerie shots

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: > and more!
:  
: Close-ups of the Wonder bra.

: Yeah, but do they have Marina Sirtis?
:  
: > The disc is a sampler of the many products we carry, and ships with a
: > catalog of other discs and collections.

: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
: 	Order NOW for domination section
: _______________________________________________________
:    >>
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: /__|
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               ^ insert big long prick here.

Gimme!  Email it to me! (pulls out wang in anticipation)

: Sorry...I couldn't resist.

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"This is my depiction of a man.  An ASCII man.  The "P" is synonymous 
with Penis because I feel that one's imagination should feel free to roam."

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Finger me for my PGP Key, or for my credit card numbers.


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Jk Rhodes <jk....@asacomp.com> ASCII art 19 Mar 1995 22:47 · permalink · report
swa...@cybernetics.net (Fran Tarkenton) wrote:

FT>: Sorry...I couldn't resist.

FT>    o
      /|\
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FT>  / p \

FT>"This is my depiction of a man.  An ASCII man.  The "P" is
FT>synonymous with Penis because I feel that one's imagination
FT>should feel free to roam." --

Thank goodness--For a minute I thought you meant it was hitting the
floor! <G>  Either that, or he was on his knees--ouch!

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In article <rep...@kaiwan.com>,
Bob Reptile <rep...@kaiwan.com> wrote:
>In article <11m...@asgsgasagsa.sgasag> spa...@unicorn.dorm.umd.edu (Spatch) writes:
>
>>Ohwell.  I bet the CD would contain approximately 25 million
>
>>        _
>>       |O|
>>      /o+o\
>>       /V\
>>      /   \             pictures.
>
>
>Holy Cow! I can see her VAGINA!

Uhm, that's not her vagina...


- spatch, that pic was from the "Exotic Erotic" section of the CD... -

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