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ASCII Art Fart for Tue, 2005 May 31: #2168 JANE FONDA
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· 12 messages · 1 Jun 2005 - 2 Jun 2005
_.-In alt.ascii-art, Faux_Tran wrote the following -._ > #2168 JANE FONDA > > > sSSSSSs > SS;; SSSS > S< ?SSS JANE FONDA: AMERICA'S LEAST FAVORITE STUPID WHORE Personally she is one of my favorits. The first fiction movie I had ever bought was a copy of Barbarella. I got it for $6 on Ebay. It may have also been my first Ebay buy. Have you found Duran Duran? / Is that ascii art? ---------------' OA: These are now being posted on my LJ at the same time I post them here. <url:http://www.livejournal.com/users/faux_pseudo/> _Memories of Tomorrow # 0052 # Darth Chick___________________________ | | _____ --|-- _____ | | | | / \ | / \ | | | | | | | | | | Everyone was overjoyed by the | | | \_____/| ___ |\_____/ | death of Jack Chick but nobody | | / \_______/ /|||\ \_______/ \ expected that he would become | | / _.---. _______ .---._ \ more powerful in death than | | / /::::::| /|||||||\ |::::::\ \ he ever was in life. | | / \:::::://|||||||||\\::::::/ \ | | \__________/|||||||||||\__________/ | | \ \||||||:F_P:/ / | |_____________________________________________________________________| :F_P:#################################Sat Apr 16 2005################# -- .-')) fauxascii.com ('-. | It's a damn poor mind that ' ..- .:" ) ( ":. -.. ' | can only think of one way to ((,,_;'.;' UIN=66618055 ';. ';_,,)) | spell a word. ((_.YIM=Faux_Pseudo :._)) | - Andrew Jackson
Faux_Pseudo wrote: > _.-In alt.ascii-art, Faux_Tran wrote the following -._ > >> #2168 JANE FONDA >> >> >> sSSSSSs >> SS;; SSSS >> S< ?SSS JANE FONDA: AMERICA'S LEAST FAVORITE STUPID WHORE > > > Personally she is one of my favorits. The first fiction movie I had > ever bought was a copy of Barbarella. I got it for $6 on Ebay. It > may have also been my first Ebay buy. Have you found Duran Duran? > / > Is that ascii art? ---------------' > > OA: These are now being posted on my LJ at the same time I post them > here. <url:http://www.livejournal.com/users/faux_pseudo/> LJ ? Don't like the term.... OA: BLOG ***** (0)^(0) ***** === > _Memories of Tomorrow # 0052 # Darth Chick___________________________ > | | _____ --|-- _____ | | > | | / \ | / \ | | > | | | | | | | | Everyone was overjoyed by the | > | | \_____/| ___ |\_____/ | death of Jack Chick but nobody | > | / \_______/ /|||\ \_______/ \ expected that he would become | > | / _.---. _______ .---._ \ more powerful in death than | > | / /::::::| /|||||||\ |::::::\ \ he ever was in life. | > | / \:::::://|||||||||\\::::::/ \ | > | \__________/|||||||||||\__________/ | > | \ \||||||:F_P:/ / | > |_____________________________________________________________________| > > :F_P:#################################Sat Apr 16 2005################# Is this like when they release Star Wars XV the movie? -- ABCGi - Atomic ______________________ <===> Bacterial Genetic |---------------------|| Chemical Infantrymen <=========== http://abcgi.org =-+-=> |---------------------|'
_.-In alt.ascii-art, ABCGi wrote the following -._ >> OA: These are now being posted on my LJ at the same time I post them >> here. <url:http://www.livejournal.com/users/faux_pseudo/> > > LJ ? Don't like the term.... LJ="Live Journal" alias "Live Journal"=blog > Is this like when they release Star Wars XV the movie? Ok I don't normally explain MoT's. But[0], if you don't know Jack Chick by name mabey you recognize his work: <url:http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0046/0046_01.asp> [0] I am drunk. -- .-')) fauxascii.com ('-. | It's a damn poor mind that ' ..- .:" ) ( ":. -.. ' | can only think of one way to ((,,_;'.;' UIN=66618055 ';. ';_,,)) | spell a word. ((_.YIM=Faux_Pseudo :._)) | - Andrew Jackson
Faux_Pseudo wrote: > _.-In alt.ascii-art, ABCGi wrote the following -._ > >>>OA: These are now being posted on my LJ at the same time I post them >>>here. <url:http://www.livejournal.com/users/faux_pseudo/> >> >>LJ ? Don't like the term.... > > LJ="Live Journal" > alias "Live Journal"=blog > >>Is this like when they release Star Wars XV the movie? > > Ok I don't normally explain MoT's. But[0], if you don't know Jack Chick > by name mabey you recognize his work: > <url:http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0046/0046_01.asp> > > [0] I am drunk. Nice way 2b - that D&D tract is so funny! A MOT on SWXV is needed though :) -- ABCGi - Atomic ______________________ <===> Bacterial Genetic |---------------------|| Chemical Infantrymen <=========== http://abcgi.org =-+-=> |---------------------|'
Faux_Pseudo said something: > But[0] > > [0] I am drunk. $ echo Best. Footnote. Ever.|figlet|cowsay -n _____________________________________________________________________ / ____ _ _____ _ _ \ | | __ ) ___ ___| |_ | ___|__ ___ | |_ _ __ ___ | |_ ___ | | | _ \ / _ \/ __| __| | |_ / _ \ / _ \| __| '_ \ / _ \| __/ _ \ | | | |_) | __/\__ \ |_ _ | _| (_) | (_) | |_| | | | (_) | || __/_ | | |____/ \___||___/\__(_) |_| \___/ \___/ \__|_| |_|\___/ \__\___(_) | | | | _____ | | | ____|_ _____ _ __ | | | _| \ \ / / _ \ '__| | | | |___ \ V / __/ | _ | | |_____| \_/ \___|_|(_) | \ / --------------------------------------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || || -- "If sharing a thing in no way diminishes it, it is not rightly owned if it is not shared." -- St. Augustine #rm -rf / http://www.geeksoc.org/
On Wed, 1 Jun 2005, Iain D Broadfoot wrote: > > > Faux_Pseudo said something: >> But[0] >> >> [0] I am drunk. > > $ echo Best. Footnote. Ever.|figlet|cowsay -n while true do clear cowsay -e Oo -T " U" " I " sleep 1 clear cowsay -e oO -T "U " " am " sleep 1 clear cowsay -e Oo -T "U " "drunk" sleep 1 done 3ch
ABCGi wrote: > Faux_Pseudo wrote: > >> _.-In alt.ascii-art, ABCGi wrote the following -._ >> >>>> OA: These are now being posted on my LJ at the same time I post them >>>> here. <url:http://www.livejournal.com/users/faux_pseudo/> >>> >>> LJ ? Don't like the term.... >> >> LJ="Live Journal" >> alias "Live Journal"=blog >> >>> Is this like when they release Star Wars XV the movie? >> >> Ok I don't normally explain MoT's. But[0], if you don't know Jack Chick >> by name mabey you recognize his work: >> <url:http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0046/0046_01.asp> >> >> [0] I am drunk. > > Nice way 2b - that D&D tract is so funny! > > A MOT on SWXV is needed though :) "My husband is a minister who does evangelistic work, but I am shy. I am active in my church but I wanted so much to witness to non-Christians... I have been leaving Chick tracts everywhere! I leave them on shelves in the grocery store and drug stores, on phone booths, on newspaper boxes, in restaurants, in public restrooms, at the doctor's office. I made special trips to the local health department, WIC clinic, homeless health clinic...just to leave tracts. Even the food stamp office and Dept. of Human Services waiting rooms. The public library. Outside the high school in a bad neighborhood. I wrap them in plastic and toss them in driveways! I scan the local section of our paper for people convicted of DUI or other crimes and mail the tracts! If people did this in every town, so many could be reached. Oh yes, I send SOMEBODY LOVES ME to abortion clinics." ...So that's how that happens... OA: tie fighter /\ \/ /\ || | q || +-{}` || || () -- ABCGi - Atomic ______________________ <===> Bacterial Genetic |---------------------|| Chemical Infantrymen <=========== http://abcgi.org =-+-=> |---------------------|'
ABCGi wrote: > ABCGi wrote: >> Faux_Pseudo wrote: >> >>> _.-In alt.ascii-art, ABCGi wrote the following -._ >>> >>>>> OA: These are now being posted on my LJ at the same time I post >>>>> them here. <url:http://www.livejournal.com/users/faux_pseudo/> >>>> >>>> LJ ? Don't like the term.... >>> >>> LJ="Live Journal" >>> alias "Live Journal"=blog >>> >>>> Is this like when they release Star Wars XV the movie? >>> >>> Ok I don't normally explain MoT's. But[0], if you don't know Jack >>> Chick by name mabey you recognize his work: >>> <url:http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0046/0046_01.asp> >>> >>> [0] I am drunk. >> >> Nice way 2b - that D&D tract is so funny! >> >> A MOT on SWXV is needed though :) > > "My husband is a minister who does evangelistic work, but I am shy. > I > am active in my church but I wanted so much to witness to > non-Christians... I have been leaving Chick tracts everywhere! I > leave them on shelves in the grocery store and drug stores, on phone > booths, on newspaper boxes, > in restaurants, in public restrooms, at the doctor's office. I made > special trips to the local health department, WIC clinic, homeless > health clinic...just to leave tracts. Even the food stamp office and > Dept. of Human Services waiting rooms. The public library. Outside the > high school in a bad neighborhood. I wrap them in plastic and toss > them > in driveways! I scan the local section of our paper for people > convicted of DUI or other crimes and mail the tracts! If people did > this in every town, so many could be reached. Oh yes, I send SOMEBODY > LOVES ME to abortion clinics." > > ...So that's how that happens... > Where did you get that from, or did you just make it up? I'll never forget the year my kids brought home the chick tract about halloween. You can see it here. http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0058/0058_01.asp Apparently the neighbors gave it to them. I don't think I've ever laughed harder. Camp Basil Bub, priceless. drax
In article <3g6...@individual.net>, Drax wrote: > Where did you get that from, or did you just make it up? I'll never forget > the year my kids brought home the chick tract about halloween. You can see > it here. > http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0058/0058_01.asp > > Apparently the neighbors gave it to them. I don't think I've ever laughed > harder. Camp Basil Bub, priceless. > Is that a parody, or is there actually someone so devoid of common sense (and ignorant of the meaning of the word "irony") that they could possibly believe that this tripe could possibly delude anyone other then the clinically deluded into following a religion? I'm almost tempted to print an ink-on-paper version to give the guys at the pub a laugh. -- Aidan Karley, Geologist, "You are in a maze of twisty little presentation styles, all [different | alike]."
Aidan Karley wrote: > In article <3g6...@individual.net>, Drax wrote: >> Where did you get that from, or did you just make it up? I'll never >> forget the year my kids brought home the chick tract about >> halloween. You can see it here. >> http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0058/0058_01.asp >> >> Apparently the neighbors gave it to them. I don't think I've ever >> laughed harder. Camp Basil Bub, priceless. >> > Is that a parody, or is there actually someone so devoid of > common sense (and ignorant of the meaning of the word "irony") that > they could possibly believe that this tripe could possibly delude > anyone other then the clinically deluded into following a religion? > I'm almost tempted to print an ink-on-paper version to give > the guys at the pub a laugh. Unfortunately it isn't a parody. Jack Chick writes these tracts for distribution, and make no mistake there are plenty of people distributing them. I think the fact that they are meant to teach makes them even funnier. On the other hand it is sad to think that people accept this kind of garbage as the truth. For more hysterical / sad fun just click on tracts on the pane on the left. There are dozens of other ones for your reading pleasure, and they are all equally silly. drax
In article <3g8...@individual.net>, Drax wrote: > Unfortunately it isn't a parody. > \|/ (o o) O <- Flabbergasted! -- Aidan Karley, Geologist, "You are in a maze of twisty little presentation styles, all [different | alike]."
_.-In alt.ascii-art, Aidan Karley wrote the following -._ > In article <3g8...@individual.net>, Drax wrote: >> Unfortunately it isn't a parody. >> > \|/ > (o o) > O <- Flabbergasted! And now you know why that MoT was written. OA: I am running out of these things. Only have two more finished ones. Need to take the 32 ideas I have written up and put some art to them. Fortunatly I am almost done with the project I have been working on (almost a month spent so far) and will have the time to do tha soon. _Memories of Tomorrow # 0053 # French Fries__________________________ | .-. | | O O-\-. .---. .---. I am old enough to remember | | |c | \ / _ _ \ / \ when french fries were fried | | |-' | .-' ( V ) `. ,' $#@) `. in beef fat. | | \ /()< \ / | vs. | @#@#/ | My heart is now young enough | | /\/ / t-. V .' `. `#$# .' to enjoy that they have | | 9====6/' / \ / \ / started making them that way | | || \|| \ `---' `---' again! | | || ||\ | NEW :F_P: OLD HAAhaaha! *gasp* | | || <||< ) | |_____________________________________________________________________| :F_P:#################################Sat Apr 16 2005################# -- .-')) fauxascii.com ('-. | It's a damn poor mind that ' ..- .:" ) ( ":. -.. ' | can only think of one way to ((,,_;'.;' UIN=66618055 ';. ';_,,)) | spell a word. ((_.YIM=Faux_Pseudo :._)) | - Andrew Jackson
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