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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 22 Aug 1996.
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One Line Intercourse with Explanations

One Line Intercourse with Explanations

alt.ascii-art · 9 messages · 22 Aug 1996 - 7 Sep 1996
Several months ago, someone posted a one line intercourse picture that
was rather difficult to discern as one can imagine. Someone else then
posted a detailed explanation how the couple was doing it, e.g. his arm,
her leg, etc.

I found the thread hilarious, particularly the detailed explanation. I
lost the file, can someone please repost or email it to me?

Thanks in advance,

pet...@compmore.net

Greg Webster <kic...@vcn.bc.ca> ASCII art 29 Aug 1996 00:00 · permalink · report
Peter Kwa (pet...@compmore.net) wrote:
: Several months ago, someone posted a one line intercourse picture that
: was rather difficult to discern as one can imagine. Someone else then
: posted a detailed explanation how the couple was doing it, e.g. his arm,
: her leg, etc.

: I found the thread hilarious, particularly the detailed explanation. I
: lost the file, can someone please repost or email it to me?

Yaya! I'm immortal, someone remembered me.

The one line intercourse (titled Sex on a Line) was as thus:

8//=/\=,

Done by me, 

Greg Webster

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In article <503ikn$9...@milo.vcn.bc.ca>, Greg Webster <kic...@vcn.bc.ca> wrote:
>Peter Kwa (pet...@compmore.net) wrote:
>: Several months ago, someone posted a one line intercourse picture that
>: was rather difficult to discern as one can imagine. Someone else then
>: posted a detailed explanation how the couple was doing it, e.g. his arm,
>: her leg, etc.

>Yaya! I'm immortal, someone remembered me.

>The one line intercourse (titled Sex on a Line) was as thus:
>
>8//=/\=

>done by me, Greg Webster

I'd like to say that this is my personal favourite ASCII art.  I didn't
know who had made it, though.  I also thought it was:

8//=~_

I'm afraid I never saved the explaination.  BTW, that thread was the
first one I saw when I started reading alt.ascii-art.
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and take LSD." -The Vaselines, describing the song `The Day I Was A Horse'

In article <mnd...@scilab.uct.ac.za>,
mnd...@scilab.uct.ac.za writes
>>: I found the thread hilarious, particularly the detailed explanation. I
>
>>8//=/\=,
>
>Perhaps someone wants to re-send the explanation?? i haven't got a CLUE what 
>is going on!!


   8//=/\=,
   ||||||||
   |||||||+----------------------and feet
   ||||||+--his legs straight out
   |||||+--------------and down again
   ||||+----her legs up
   |||+-----his torso on top
   ||+------his arms down
   |+-------her arms up
   +--------his head over her head
  It's easy when you've got a dirty mind.

  Does anyone still have the 3-line gazelles bonking?


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mnd...@scilab.uct.ac.za wrote:


: Perhaps someone wants to re-send the explanation?? i haven't got a CLUE what
: is going on!!

8      //      =        /\    =,
heads  arms    bodies   leg   leg


8//=/\=,

see? =)

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mnd...@scilab.uct.ac.za 3 Sep 1996 00:00 · permalink · report
>: I found the thread hilarious, particularly the detailed explanation. I

>8//=/\=,

Perhaps someone wants to re-send the explanation?? i haven't got a CLUE what 
is going on!!

Thanks
Mike

mnd...@scilab.uct.ac.za 3 Sep 1996 00:00 · permalink · report
>: I found the thread hilarious, particularly the detailed explanation. I

>8//=/\=,

Perhaps someone wants to re-send the explanation?? i haven't got a CLUE what 
is going on!!

Thanks
Mike

In article <mnd...@scilab.uct.ac.za>,
 <mnd...@scilab.uct.ac.za> wrote:
>>> I found the thread hilarious, particularly the detailed explanation.

>>8//=/\=

>Perhaps someone wants to re-send the explanation?? i haven't got a CLUE what 
>is going on!!

Well, this isn't the long explanation, but character by character it is
two heads, top person's arms, bottom person's arms, torso & waist,
one person's thighs, one person's calfs, other person's calfs.

A classic, eh?
-- 
Matt Corks, 2A Co-Op PMath, C.S.
mvc...@uwaterloo.ca, http://www.csclub.uwaterloo.ca/u/mvcorks/
"Millport is an island off the coast of Scotland.  Sometimes teenagers go there
and take LSD." -The Vaselines, describing the song `The Day I Was A Horse'

In article <960...@boehme.demon.co.uk> Philip Kaulfuss
<phi...@boehme.demon.co.uk> writes:

> 8      //      =        /\    =,
> heads  arms    bodies   leg   leg
>
> 8//=/\=,
>
> see? =)

I think I want to disagree with you about the =, being a leg.  Every
other body part is a single line, so it doesn't make sense that = is
one leg when there's a perfectly good - to be used.  So, I think that
the = is Top's leg above Bottom's foot and that the , is Top's foot.

Personally, because I don't think Bottom's foot should be that big and
because I can't bend my feet like Top can, I like ,-/\=\\8 better.

--brian

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