Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 22 Aug 1996.
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One Line Intercourse with Explanations
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· 9 messages · 22 Aug 1996 - 7 Sep 1996
Several months ago, someone posted a one line intercourse picture that was rather difficult to discern as one can imagine. Someone else then posted a detailed explanation how the couple was doing it, e.g. his arm, her leg, etc. I found the thread hilarious, particularly the detailed explanation. I lost the file, can someone please repost or email it to me? Thanks in advance, pet...@compmore.net
Peter Kwa (pet...@compmore.net) wrote: : Several months ago, someone posted a one line intercourse picture that : was rather difficult to discern as one can imagine. Someone else then : posted a detailed explanation how the couple was doing it, e.g. his arm, : her leg, etc. : I found the thread hilarious, particularly the detailed explanation. I : lost the file, can someone please repost or email it to me? Yaya! I'm immortal, someone remembered me. The one line intercourse (titled Sex on a Line) was as thus: 8//=/\=, Done by me, Greg Webster -- ,-"^"-,._.,-"^"-,._.:"Sell your cleverness and :^"-,._.,-"^"-,._.,-" "^"-,._.,-"^"-,._.,-: buy bewilderment." :-,._.,-"^"-,._.,-"^" ^"-,._.,-"^"-,._.,-":__________________________:,._.,-"^"-,._.,-"^"- -,._.,-"^"-,._.,-"^":___...@vcn.bc.ca______:_.,-"^"-,._.,-"^"-,.
In article <503ikn$9...@milo.vcn.bc.ca>, Greg Webster <kic...@vcn.bc.ca> wrote: >Peter Kwa (pet...@compmore.net) wrote: >: Several months ago, someone posted a one line intercourse picture that >: was rather difficult to discern as one can imagine. Someone else then >: posted a detailed explanation how the couple was doing it, e.g. his arm, >: her leg, etc. >Yaya! I'm immortal, someone remembered me. >The one line intercourse (titled Sex on a Line) was as thus: > >8//=/\= >done by me, Greg Webster I'd like to say that this is my personal favourite ASCII art. I didn't know who had made it, though. I also thought it was: 8//=~_ I'm afraid I never saved the explaination. BTW, that thread was the first one I saw when I started reading alt.ascii-art. -- Matt Corks, 2A Co-Op PMath, C.S. mvc...@uwaterloo.ca, http://www.csclub.uwaterloo.ca/u/mvcorks/ "Millport is an island off the coast of Scotland. Sometimes teenagers go there and take LSD." -The Vaselines, describing the song `The Day I Was A Horse'
In article <mnd...@scilab.uct.ac.za>, mnd...@scilab.uct.ac.za writes >>: I found the thread hilarious, particularly the detailed explanation. I > >>8//=/\=, > >Perhaps someone wants to re-send the explanation?? i haven't got a CLUE what >is going on!! 8//=/\=, |||||||| |||||||+----------------------and feet ||||||+--his legs straight out |||||+--------------and down again ||||+----her legs up |||+-----his torso on top ||+------his arms down |+-------her arms up +--------his head over her head It's easy when you've got a dirty mind. Does anyone still have the 3-line gazelles bonking? -- Regards, Woof Woof, Glug Glug-- X E M U * Who Drowned theJUDGe's Dog ? s p 4 \ |\ answers on ( alt.religion.scientology /~~~~~~~ @----, and on page (/x/clam/faq/woofglug.html -;'^';,_,-;^; : : : :http://www.demon.net/castle/x/clam/index.html ___________________________________________________________________ OT8 Cognition:"Source is the 8th Dynamic"[LRon Hubbard is God]BWAAH! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
mnd...@scilab.uct.ac.za wrote: : Perhaps someone wants to re-send the explanation?? i haven't got a CLUE what : is going on!! 8 // = /\ =, heads arms bodies leg leg 8//=/\=, see? =) -- ,-----------------------------------------------------------. :-: Philip Kaulfuss :---------------------------------------: :-: phi...@boehme.demon.co.uk :-------------------------------: :-: PhilK in UnderNet #AmigaCafe :--------------------------: :-: http://www.boehme.demon.co.uk :-------------------------: :-: Gfx artist for the freeware gorefest 'Urban Massacre' :-: `-----------------------------------------------------------'
>: I found the thread hilarious, particularly the detailed explanation. I >8//=/\=, Perhaps someone wants to re-send the explanation?? i haven't got a CLUE what is going on!! Thanks Mike
>: I found the thread hilarious, particularly the detailed explanation. I >8//=/\=, Perhaps someone wants to re-send the explanation?? i haven't got a CLUE what is going on!! Thanks Mike
In article <mnd...@scilab.uct.ac.za>, <mnd...@scilab.uct.ac.za> wrote: >>> I found the thread hilarious, particularly the detailed explanation. >>8//=/\= >Perhaps someone wants to re-send the explanation?? i haven't got a CLUE what >is going on!! Well, this isn't the long explanation, but character by character it is two heads, top person's arms, bottom person's arms, torso & waist, one person's thighs, one person's calfs, other person's calfs. A classic, eh? -- Matt Corks, 2A Co-Op PMath, C.S. mvc...@uwaterloo.ca, http://www.csclub.uwaterloo.ca/u/mvcorks/ "Millport is an island off the coast of Scotland. Sometimes teenagers go there and take LSD." -The Vaselines, describing the song `The Day I Was A Horse'
In article <960...@boehme.demon.co.uk> Philip Kaulfuss <phi...@boehme.demon.co.uk> writes: > 8 // = /\ =, > heads arms bodies leg leg > > 8//=/\=, > > see? =) I think I want to disagree with you about the =, being a leg. Every other body part is a single line, so it doesn't make sense that = is one leg when there's a perfectly good - to be used. So, I think that the = is Top's leg above Bottom's foot and that the , is Top's foot. Personally, because I don't think Bottom's foot should be that big and because I can't bend my feet like Top can, I like ,-/\=\\8 better. --brian
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