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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 14 Mar 2006.
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Flaming in ASCII Art

Flaming in ASCII Art

alt.ascii-art · 11 messages · 14 Mar 2006 - 20 Mar 2006
Anybody care to post some ASCII Art for use in a flame war? (See "sorry 
i am new" flame below. :)

Also something with the theme of "Stop asking us to do your uni 
assignment for you" would be good for me to use in comp.arch.embedded

Thanks
Ross

Ross Marchant said

> Anybody care to post some ASCII Art for use in a flame war? (See
> "sorry i am new" flame below. :)

How's this?  Too subtle?  ;-)

           ,,
          '~~'
          |  |  
          |~~|
        ,.|  |., , 
      / / |  |  | |
      |           | 
       \         /
        |       |
        |       | HS

_.-In alt.ascii-art, Ross Marchant wrote the following -._
> Anybody care to post some ASCII Art for use in a flame war? (See "sorry 
> i am new" flame below. :)

I have done a few troll ones you can find here:
http://www.fauxascii.com/ascii/unpr0n/no_troll_food.html 

But I haven't done one for a flame war.  I will put it on my list of
things to do.  In the mean time You can always change the words at the
bottem of the last one to something flame war appropriate.

> Also something with the theme of "Stop asking us to do your uni 
> assignment for you" would be good for me to use in comp.arch.embedded

Also good in comp.unix.shell 

-- 
  .-'))       fauxascii.com        ('-.  | It's a damn poor mind that
 ' ..-  .:" )               ( ":.  -.. ' | can only think of one way to
  ((,,_;'.;'   UIN=66618055  ';. ';_,,)) | spell a word.
        ((_.YIM=Faux_Pseudo :._))        | - Andrew Jackson

Homer.Simpson wrote:
> Ross Marchant said
> 
>> Anybody care to post some ASCII Art for use in a flame war? (See
>> "sorry i am new" flame below. :)
> 
> How's this?  Too subtle?  ;-)
> 
>            ,,
>           '~~'
>           |  |  
>           |~~|
>         ,.|  |., , 
>       / / |  |  | |
>       |           | 
>        \         /
>         |       |
>         |       | HS
> 

hahahaha nice.

Faux_Pseudo wrote:
> _.-In alt.ascii-art, Ross Marchant wrote the following -._
>> Anybody care to post some ASCII Art for use in a flame war? (See "sorry 
>> i am new" flame below. :)
> 
> I have done a few troll ones you can find here:
> http://www.fauxascii.com/ascii/unpr0n/no_troll_food.html 
> 
> But I haven't done one for a flame war.  I will put it on my list of
> things to do.  In the mean time You can always change the words at the
> bottem of the last one to something flame war appropriate.
> 
>> Also something with the theme of "Stop asking us to do your uni 
>> assignment for you" would be good for me to use in comp.arch.embedded
> 
> Also good in comp.unix.shell 
> 

I like this one, except with the '*' on one of the other options :)

          .-------------------------------------------------.
          |____________________________________________O_-_X|
          | File  Options  Tools  Help                      |
          `_-_____-________-______-____________________:F_P:'
                 | Alert    |__________
                 | *Plonk*  ' Subject  |____________
                 `----------. *Sender* ' Troll      |
                            `----------. Idiot      |
                                       | Moron      |
                                       | *Twit*     |
                                       | Imbecile   |
                                       | Changeling |
                                       | Cretin     |
                                       | Asshole    |
                                       | Weird      |
                                       | Dunce      |
                                       | Kook       |
                                       | Eerie      |
                                       | Morph      |
                                       `------------'

thanks

Ross

Bateau <Bat...@MAN.invalid> 14 Mar 2006 09:21 · permalink · report
Ross Marchant <ros...@NOexceltechSPAM.com.au> wrote:
>Anybody care to post some ASCII Art for use in a flame war? (See "sorry 
>i am new" flame below. :)
>
>Also something with the theme of "Stop asking us to do your uni 
>assignment for you" would be good for me to use in comp.arch.embedded

HALP I AM IN AN ARGUMENT PLS COME TAKE MY SIDE FOR ME IM NOT VERY GUD

Bill Taylor <w.t...@math.canterbury.ac.nz> ASCII art 15 Mar 2006 03:38 · permalink · report
Here ya go...

                                       )  (  (    (
         consider yourself flamed!     (  )  () @@  )  (( (
                                   (      (  )( @@  (  )) ) (
 ////////                        (    (  ( ()( /---\   (()( (
 |::  \ |                             )  ) )(@ !O O! )@@  ( ) ) )
 |(   = \                  @@@@@@@@@@@@@)( ()@ \ o / (@@@@@ ( ()( )
 |  ^ /_|         @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ ((@@(@@ !o! @@@@(@@@@@)() (
  \   (_@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@)@@)@ /---\-/---\ )@@@@@()( )
   |   /_       @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@)@@@( // /-----\ \\ @@@)@@@@@(  .
/  ~~~  \              @@@@@@@@@@@@@(@@@ // @ /---\ @ \\ @(@@@(@@@ .  .
|  (      \             @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ O @@@ /-\ @@@ O @@(@@)@@ @ .
|   \      |                  @@@@@@@@@@ !! @@@@ % @@@@ !! @@)@@@ .. .
\   \     |                 .    @@@@@@ !! @@ /---\ @@ !! @@(@@@ @ . .
 \   \------.         )        .    @@ /MM  /\O   O/\  MM\ @@@@@@@. .
  |\_______|_))        (       .      @ !!!  !! \-/ !!  !!! @@@@@ .
  ----------            )      .     .  @@@@ !!     !!  .(. @.  .. .
  |   |-\   \          (    /   .(  . \)). ( !!  )( !! @@@@ . )      .
  |   |  \   \          ) (      )).  ((  .) !O ((( O! @@ (. ((. .   .
  |   |   \   \           ))   .( ( ( ) ). ( !!  )( !! ) ((   ))  ..
  |   |   /   /             )  (  )   ).) (( !!  (  !!\(  )) ((. ).
  |   |  /   /            ))   .( ( ( ) ). ( !!  )( !! ) ((   ))  ..
  |   |_<   /            ) )   (( )  )).) ((/ |  (  | \(  )) ((. ).
__<_____\\__\__ _____ __((_(____))__(_(___.oooO_____Oooo.(_(_)_)((_
.
.

Or, if you feel the need for flashback protection...
.

                                       )  (  (    (
                                       (  )  () @@  )  (( (
                                   (      (  )( @@  (  )) ) (
                                 (    (  ( ()( /---\   (()( (
     _______                          )  ) )(@ !O O! )@@  ( ) ) )
    <   ____)                    ) (  ( )( ()@ \ o / (@@@@@ ( ()( )
 /--|  |(  o|                   (  )  ) ((@@(@@ !o! @@@@(@@@@@)() (
|   >   \___|                    ) ( @)@@)@ /---\-/---\ )@@@@@()( )
|  /---------+                  (@@@@)@@@( // /-----\ \\ @@@)@@@@@(  .
| |    \ =========______/|@@@@@@@@@@@(@@@ // @ /---\ @ \\ @(@@@(@@@ .
|  \   \\=========------\|@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ O @@@ /-\ @@@ O @@(@@)@@ @  .
|   \   \----+--\-)))         @@@@@@@@@@ !! @@@@ % @@@@ !! @@)@@@ .. .
|   |\______|_)))/           .    @@@@@@ !! @@ /---\ @@ !! @@(@@@ @ . .
 \__==========           *      .    @@ /MM  /\O   O/\  MM\ @@@@@@@. .
    |   |-\   \          (     .      @ !!!  !! \-/ !!  !!! @@@@@ .
    |   |  \   \          )    .     .  @@@@ !!     !!  .(. @.  .. .
    |   |   \   \        (  /   .(  . \)). ( |O  )( O! @@@@ . )      .
    |   |   /   /         )      )).  ((  .) !! ((( !! @@ (. ((. .   .
    |   |  /   /   ()  ))      .( ( ( ) ). ( !!  )( !! ) ((   ))  ..
    |   |_<   /   ( ) ( (  )   (( )  )).) ((/ |  (  | \(  )) ((. ).
____<_____\\__\__(___)_))_((____))__(_(___.oooO_____Oooo.(_(_)_)((_
.
.

And this may also be helpful in your endeavours...
.
.
           .`:;ij;f,;,
        .`;ep568G686n,-",
      .\a\x68888888886r/,-'
    -._sV888P^98^"^9888k,-_"
   `.-\Q889"   "    `888/,-',
   .-_J88f           188KJ-_.
   ,-;388|    o o    |888[=-
   _".>88l           j88E:._"
    _"Z3886._ ,J.__.488R=;.
     .'/288888888888888S^._"
     '"j^7Z988888885R^L`-.
       ,'./jQV9TYVR\[\`".
          '|'|! |'|`. "
          ./ l  | \
        .'_ _.\ j, `._,.
       (_)_)._) (_.__,._)

Sorry, forgot to put in this caption...

> And this may also be helpful in your endeavours...
> .
> .
>            .`:;ij;f,;,
>         .`;ep568G686n,-",
>       .\a\x68888888886r/,-'
>     -._sV888P^98^"^9888k,-_"
>    `.-\Q889"   "    `888/,-',         PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE TROLL
>    .-_J88f           188KJ-_.
>    ,-;388|    o o    |888[=-
>    _".>88l           j88E:._"
>     _"Z3886._ ,J.__.488R=;.
>      .'/288888888888888S^._"
>      '"j^7Z988888885R^L`-.
>        ,'./jQV9TYVR\[\`".
>           '|'|! |'|`. "
>           ./ l  | \
>         .'_ _.\ j, `._,.
>        (_)_)._) (_.__,._)

Bill Taylor said

>            .`:;ij;f,;,
>         .`;ep568G686n,-",
>       .\a\x68888888886r/,-'
>     -._sV888P,8^"^9888k,-_"
>    `.-\Q889"       `888/,-',
>    .-_J88f    \ /    188KJ-_.
>    ,-;388|   --o--   |888[=-
>    _".>88l    / \    j88E:._"
>     _"Z3886..,   ,..488R=;.
>      .'/288888888888888S^._"
>      '"j^7Z988888885R^L`-.
>        ,'./jQV9TYVR\[\`".
>           '|'|! |'|`. "
>           ./ l  | \
>         .'_ _.\ j, `._,.
>        (_)_)._) (_.__,._)


Slightly modified..... a walking asshole!  ;-D

In article <um2...@4ax.com>, Bateau wrote:
> >Also something with the theme of "Stop asking us to do your uni 
> >assignment for you" would be good for me to use in comp.arch.embedded
>
       Writing convincing-sounding and fundamentally wrong essays is fun 
and instructive. For the recipient.
       Actually, trying to pack as much wrongness as possible into a 
short essay can be instructive for the teacher (teaching "Do Your Own 
Homework") too. It can be difficult to get more errors into the essay 
than there are words. But fun.
       
-- 
Aidan Karley,
Geologist,
"You are in a maze of twisty little presentation styles, all [different 
| alike]."

On 14 Mar 2006 19:41:59 -0800, "Bill Taylor"
<w.t...@math.canterbury.ac.nz> wrote:

>Sorry, forgot to put in this caption...
>
>> And this may also be helpful in your endeavours...
>> .
>> .
>>            .`:;ij;f,;,
>>         .`;ep568G686n,-",
>>       .\a\x68888888886r/,-'
>>     -._sV888P^98^"^9888k,-_"
>>    `.-\Q889"   "    `888/,-',         PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE TROLL
>>    .-_J88f           188KJ-_.
>>    ,-;388|    o o    |888[=-
>>    _".>88l           j88E:._"
>>     _"Z3886._ ,J.__.488R=;.
>>      .'/288888888888888S^._"
>>      '"j^7Z988888885R^L`-.
>>        ,'./jQV9TYVR\[\`".
>>           '|'|! |'|`. "
>>           ./ l  | \
>>         .'_ _.\ j, `._,.
>>        (_)_)._) (_.__,._)

LOL! lOVE IT!!

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