Need "The Pee Little Thrigs"!

MOOH (moo...@aol.com) wrote:
:      Do any of you profoundly witty jokesters out there in the electronic
: ozone have access to the classic spooneristic tale of "The Pee Little
: Thrigs"?   I am also looking for "Rindercella".   Complete texts would be
: fantastic, but I would be very appreciative if someone could even tell me
: where I might look to find these.  Anyone?


In reply: Cra...@mindlink.bc.ca (Craig Todd) wrote:


> Don't have those, but how about Monty Python's

> "A Port Shoem" by the speverend Rooner

> I've a Gouse and Harden in the country,
> an ace I call my plown,
> a treat I can replace to,
> when I beed to nee alone,
> Catterfly and butterpilar
> berch on peefy lough
> and I listen to the dats and cogs
> as they mark and they biaow.
> Yes wature here is nunderful
> there is no weed for nords
> While silling by my windowflutter
> biny little tirds.

> Craig

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                Pee Little Thrigs  ( Illustrated ).
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          This little       This little      And this little
          thrig went to     thrig stayed     thrig cried " Pee,
          market.           at home.         Pee, Pee " all
                                             the way home.


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Er...have you guys been making Fruit Cakes using Whiskey ??


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