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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 13 Mar 1999.
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CARS OF THE FUTURE! (HA! You people's can't even go off the

CARS OF THE FUTURE! (HA! You people's can't even go off the ground!)

alt.ascii-art · 1 message · 13 Mar 1999
Vice Admiral Acker <Kam...@rotfl.com> ASCII art 13 Mar 1999 00:00 · raw headers · report
IF NASA WOULD JUST LISTEN TO ME WHEN I GIVE THEM EMAILS WITH THESE PICTURES,
THEY'D BE BILLIONARES!

[INTRODUCING: THE CAR OF THE FUTURE..... (echos)]
This baby's got it all! 1000 horses, 0-60 in .1 seconds; More room. All around
airbags (there IS no front!), ranked #1 among the Saucer safety tests! Plus,
this a great vehicle; made on Mars, it was created for luxury.

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NOW FOR ONLY 289 A MONTH! SEE THE STORE FOR DETAILS!


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