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DONT READ THIS

DONT READ THIS

alt.ascii-art · 8 messages · 10 Nov 1994 - 18 Nov 1994
Firstly, I apologise to anyone who has already read this.  I know how annoying a
 multiple mailing can be, and would not have done this unless I really thought
 that it could be of benefit to everyone.  I appreciate your time, but please do 
not give me a 'flaming' until you have at least looked at what I have to say. 
 You will thank yourself you did. 

                        $$$$$$  EARN MONEY  $$$$$$
                        $$$$$$ THE EASY WAY $$$$$$

( Awarded 'Business Opportunity Of The Year' and 'The Award Of Excellence' )

PLEASE NOTE: This is NOT a 'get rich quick scheme', or a money making con.
  It is a completely legal business opportunity, complying with the regulations of 
'The Trading Standards Authority (English) and other relevant Governmental 
bodies.


The business opportunity is run by a well established international market
research company (Applied Data Base LTD. Registered in the UK No. 2724783).

I joined and promoted the programme last term at Exeter Uni (It involved a 
total of 5 hours of my time, putting up a few leaflets) and received well over
 200 POUNDS + bonuses.

Sounds too good to be true ? Thats what I thought.

The company pays you for your opinions.  You pay a once only membership fee
 of 20 pounds (No, they don't do a runner with your money, you can check them out 
if you want!) and have to fill out four small questionaires a year.  You are 
guaranteed at least 200 pounds (up to 500) within the first six months of 
joining, or your money back. (Pretty save bet!)

I produced a very effective leaflet which I used to promote the programme.
If you are interested (need a bit of extra money, but don't have much spare
time) send me a S.A.E for FREE complete details.

I will tell you exactly what I did and also send you a copy of my leaflet for
you to use.  I will not ask you for any money what so ever.

There really is no catch.  If there was any possible way, I would be promotin 
 the programme myself in other Areas / Uni's, but short of visiting each area
to put up my leaflets there isn't.

        For FREE complete information send S.A.E to:

                        Darren Winters
                        DataBank Opportunity
                        Cornwall House
                        St. Germans Road
                        Exeter
                        Devon.
                        EX4 6TG
                        ENGLAND.
                        
P,S     I will only send the info to the first couple of people to reply from
        each area, otherwise there would be to much competition to achieve a 
        large income (No one from Exeter!!)

        OFFER SUITABLE FOR ALL COUNTRIES.

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D.J.Winters (cs9...@exeter.ac.uk) wrote:
: Firstly, I apologise to anyone who has already read this.  I know how annoying a
:  multiple mailing can be, and would not have done this unless I really thought
:  that it could be of benefit to everyone.  I appreciate your time, but please do 
: not give me a 'flaming' until you have at least looked at what I have to say. 
:  You will thank yourself you did. 

:                         $$$$$$  EARN MONEY  $$$$$$
:                         $$$$$$ THE EASY WAY $$$$$$

Yea Right. And I have some good beach front property in Arizona that you 
would love. 

In a previous article, cs9...@exeter.ac.uk (D.J.Winters) says:

>Path: usenet.ins.cwru.edu!howland.reston.ans.net!pipex!uknet!strath-cs!info!cs92djw
>From: cs9...@exeter.ac.uk (D.J.Winters)
>Subject: DONT READ THIS
>Message-ID: <Cz2...@exeter.ac.uk>
>Organization: University of Exeter, UK
>Date: Thu, 10 Nov 1994 21:49:56 GMT
>Lines: 59
>Xref: usenet.ins.cwru.edu alt.ascii-art:16354 alt.ascii-art.animation:708 alt.asian-movies:9234 alt.atari.2600vcs:691 alt.ato:247 alt.autos.rod-n-custom:3478 alt.badgers.rose.rose.rose:243 alt.banjo:1592 alt.basement.graveyard:1307 alt.bbs.first-class:6084 alt.bbs.majorbbs:4777 alt.bbs.metal:1079 alt.bbs.pcboard:4724 alt.bbs.pcbuucp:2848 alt.bbs.uupcb:1464 alt.bbs.watergate:293 alt.bbs.wildcat:7423 alt.best.of.internet:8499 alt.binaries.clip-art:2955 alt.binaries.misc:1375 alt.binaries.pictures.cartoons:7

3
>
>Firstly, I apologise to anyone who has already read this.  I know how annoying a
> multiple mailing can be, and would not have done this unless I really thought
> that it could be of benefit to everyone.  I appreciate your time, but please do 
>not give me a 'flaming' until you have at least looked at what I have to say. 
> You will thank yourself you did. 
>
>                        $$$$$$  EARN MONEY  $$$$$$
>                        $$$$$$ THE EASY WAY $$$$$$
>
>( Awarded 'Business Opportunity Of The Year' and 'The Award Of Excellence' )
>
>PLEASE NOTE: This is NOT a 'get rich quick scheme', or a money making con.
>  It is a completely legal business opportunity, complying with the regulations of 
>'The Trading Standards Authority (English) and other relevant Governmental 
>bodies.
>
>
>The business opportunity is run by a well established international market
>research company (Applied Data Base LTD. Registered in the UK No. 2724783).
>
>I joined and promoted the programme last term at Exeter Uni (It involved a 
>total of 5 hours of my time, putting up a few leaflets) and received well over
> 200 POUNDS + bonuses.
>
>Sounds too good to be true ? Thats what I thought.
>
>The company pays you for your opinions.  You pay a once only membership fee
> of 20 pounds (No, they don't do a runner with your money, you can check them out 
>if you want!) and have to fill out four small questionaires a year.  You are 
>guaranteed at least 200 pounds (up to 500) within the first six months of 
>joining, or your money back. (Pretty save bet!)
>
>I produced a very effective leaflet which I used to promote the programme.
>If you are interested (need a bit of extra money, but don't have much spare
>time) send me a S.A.E for FREE complete details.
>
>I will tell you exactly what I did and also send you a copy of my leaflet for
>you to use.  I will not ask you for any money what so ever.
>
>There really is no catch.  If there was any possible way, I would be promotin 
> the programme myself in other Areas / Uni's, but short of visiting each area
>to put up my leaflets there isn't.
>
>        For FREE complete information send S.A.E to:
>
>                        Darren Winters
>                        DataBank Opportunity
>                        Cornwall House
>                        St. Germans Road
>                        Exeter
>                        Devon.
>                        EX4 6TG
>                        ENGLAND.
>                        
>P,S     I will only send the info to the first couple of people to reply from
>        each area, otherwise there would be to much competition to achieve a 
>        large income (No one from Exeter!!)
>
>        OFFER SUITABLE FOR ALL COUNTRIES.
>

FUCK YOU BRIT!!!!!!! THE QUEEN'S A SLUT/WHORE/BITCH

In article <39uul7$nb...@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu> ft5...@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Larry B. Howard) writes:

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   From: ft5...@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Larry B. Howard)
   Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art,alt.ascii-art.animation,alt.asian-movies,alt.atari.2600vcs,alt.ato,alt.autos.rod-n-custom,alt.badgers.rose.rose.rose,alt.banjo,alt.basement.graveyard,alt.bbs.first-class,alt.bbs.majorbbs,alt.bbs.metal,alt.bbs.pcboard,alt.bbs.pcbuucp,alt.bbs.uupcb,alt.bbs.watergate,alt.bbs.wildcat,alt.best.of.internet,alt.binaries.clip-art,alt.binaries.misc,alt.binaries.pictures.cartoons,alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.orientals
   Date: 11 Nov 1994 05:15:19 GMT
   Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
   Lines: 75
   References: <Cz2...@exeter.ac.uk>
   Reply-To: ft5...@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Larry B. Howard)
   NNTP-Posting-Host: eeyore.ins.cwru.edu
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:::   In a previous article, cs9...@exeter.ac.uk (D.J.Winters) says:

:::   FUCK YOU BRIT!!!!!!! THE QUEEN'S A SLUT/WHORE/BITCH

I know you lot have the 1st and 5th ammendment, but for goodness' sakes, how about an intelligent reason for not posting this, rather than a xenophoibic, sexist attack. 

Next time, I suggest you count to 10 before you waste vitriol and bandwidth


Thanks for your bandwidth

Gareth

Hussam Eassa (eas...@earth.execpc.com) wrote:
: D.J.Winters (cs9...@exeter.ac.uk) wrote:
: : Firstly, I apologise to anyone who has already read this.  I know how annoying a
: :  multiple mailing can be, and would not have done this unless I really thought
: :  that it could be of benefit to everyone.  I appreciate your time, but please do 
: : not give me a 'flaming' until you have at least looked at what I have to say. 
: :  You will thank yourself you did. 

: :                         $$$$$$  EARN MONEY  $$$$$$
: :                         $$$$$$ THE EASY WAY $$$$$$

: Yea Right. And I have some good beach front property in Arizona that you 
: would love. 

I have some tickets for the Titanic...
--
Muhhk.

In Article <39uul7$nb...@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu> "ft5...@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Larry B. Howard)" says:
> 
> In a previous article, cs9...@exeter.ac.uk (D.J.Winters) says:
> 
> >Path: usenet.ins.cwru.edu!howland.reston.ans.net!pipex!uknet!strath-cs!info!cs92djw
> >From: cs9...@exeter.ac.uk (D.J.Winters)
> >Subject: DONT READ THIS
> >Message-ID: <Cz2...@exeter.ac.uk>
> >Organization: University of Exeter, UK
> >Date: Thu, 10 Nov 1994 21:49:56 GMT
> >Lines: 59
> >Xref: usenet.ins.cwru.edu alt.ascii-art:16354 alt.ascii-art.animation:708 alt.asian-movies:9234 alt.atari.2600vcs:691 alt.ato:247 alt.autos.rod-n-custom:3478 alt.badgers.rose.rose.rose:243 alt.banjo:1592 alt.basement.graveyard:1307 alt.bbs.first-class:
> 84 alt.bbs.majorbbs:4777 alt.bbs.metal:1079 alt.bbs.pcboard:4724 alt.bbs.pcbuucp:2848 alt.bbs.uupcb:1464 alt.bbs.watergate:293 alt.bbs.wildcat:7423 alt.best.of.internet:8499 alt.binaries.clip-art:2955 alt.binaries.misc:1375 alt.binaries.pictures.cartoon
> 7
> 
> 
> 3
> >
> >Firstly, I apologise to anyone who has already read this.  I know how annoying a
> > multiple mailing can be, and would not have done this unless I really thought
> > that it could be of benefit to everyone.  I appreciate your time, but please do 
> >not give me a 'flaming' until you have at least looked at what I have to say. 
> > You will thank yourself you did. 
> >
> >                        $$$$$$  EARN MONEY  $$$$$$
> >                        $$$$$$ THE EASY WAY $$$$$$
> >
> >( Awarded 'Business Opportunity Of The Year' and 'The Award Of Excellence' )
> >
> >PLEASE NOTE: This is NOT a 'get rich quick scheme', or a money making con.
> >  It is a completely legal business opportunity, complying with the regulations of 
> >'The Trading Standards Authority (English) and other relevant Governmental 
> >bodies.
> >
> >
> >The business opportunity is run by a well established international market
> >research company (Applied Data Base LTD. Registered in the UK No. 2724783).
> >
> >I joined and promoted the programme last term at Exeter Uni (It involved a 
> >total of 5 hours of my time, putting up a few leaflets) and received well over
> > 200 POUNDS + bonuses.
> >
> >Sounds too good to be true ? Thats what I thought.
> >
> >The company pays you for your opinions.  You pay a once only membership fee
> > of 20 pounds (No, they don't do a runner with your money, you can check them out 
> >if you want!) and have to fill out four small questionaires a year.  You are 
> >guaranteed at least 200 pounds (up to 500) within the first six months of 
> >joining, or your money back. (Pretty save bet!)
> >
> >I produced a very effective leaflet which I used to promote the programme.
> >If you are interested (need a bit of extra money, but don't have much spare
> >time) send me a S.A.E for FREE complete details.
> >
> >I will tell you exactly what I did and also send you a copy of my leaflet for
> >you to use.  I will not ask you for any money what so ever.
> >
> >There really is no catch.  If there was any possible way, I would be promotin 
> > the programme myself in other Areas / Uni's, but short of visiting each area
> >to put up my leaflets there isn't.
> >
> >        For FREE complete information send S.A.E to:
> >
> >                        Darren Winters
> >                        DataBank Opportunity
> >                        Cornwall House
> >                        St. Germans Road
> >                        Exeter
> >                        Devon.
> >                        EX4 6TG
> >                        ENGLAND.
> >                        
> >P,S     I will only send the info to the first couple of people to reply from
> >        each area, otherwise there would be to much competition to achieve a 
> >        large income (No one from Exeter!!)
> >
> >        OFFER SUITABLE FOR ALL COUNTRIES.
> >
> 
> FUCK YOU BRIT!!!!!!! THE QUEEN'S A SLUT/WHORE/BITCH
> 
Well that's not necessary here. Go find yourself alt.at.my.home.we.curse!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Why is it that every time some stupid idiot wastes bandwidth like this,
half a dozen clowns feel they have to follow up? If you want to talk to
the person, use *E-MAIL*, and don't clog up the newsgroups with this
rubbish - text like this is totally inappropriate in the alt.binaries.*
newsgroups anyway, which is where I'm reading it.

At least next time, remove alt.binaries.clip-art from your "Newgroups"
line, as I don't want to see your follow-ups (or the original mega-posts
either, for that matter)

Disgruntled
(And if you have something to say about it - use EMAIL for crying out
loud!)
-- 
Yesterday is gone,  $B%M%$%J%s!&%Y%j!<(J| Nate: oke...@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au
Tomorrow may not come,      $B%*%1%5%s(J\----------------\ Monash University
This moment is but once in a lifetime. -- David Meece \-----------------

> Why is it that every time some stupid idiot wastes bandwidth like this,
> half a dozen clowns feel they have to follow up? If you want to talk to
> the person, use *E-MAIL*, and don't clog up the newsgroups with this
> rubbish - text like this is totally inappropriate in the alt.binaries.*
> newsgroups anyway, which is where I'm reading it.
> 
> At least next time, remove alt.binaries.clip-art from your "Newgroups"
> line, as I don't want to see your follow-ups (or the original mega-posts
> either, for that matter)
> 
> Disgruntled
> (And if you have something to say about it - use EMAIL for crying out
> loud!)
> -- 
> Yesterday is gone,  $B%M%$%J%s!&%Y%j!<(J| Nate: oke...@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au
> Tomorrow may not come,      $B%*%1%5%s(J\----------------\ Monash University


> This moment is but once in a lifetime. -- David Meece \-----------------

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