ASCII Art Fart for Sat, Jan 27, '01

"Tran Q. Nguyen" wrote:
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>     THEN I TOLD THAT                     __
>   WETSUITED BITCH TO STICK HER       _.-~  )
>   GODDAMN FISH UP HER ASS _..--~~~~,'   ,-/     _
>   SIDEWAYS             .-'. . . .'   ,-','    ,' )
>                      ,'. . . _   ,--~,-'__..-'  ,'
>   THEN I WENT HOME ,'. . .  (@)' ---~~~~      ,'
>  AND JERKED IT    /. . . . '~~             ,-'
>    BIGTIME       /. . . . .             ,-'
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>                : . . . .       _     /
>               . . . . .          `-.:
>              . . . ./  - .          )
>             .  . . |  _____..---.._/ ____ Seal _
>       ~---~~~~----~~~~             ~~
...

#include "me.h"

void GoAginstPopularOpnion()
{
    CME* I;
    I = new CME;
    I->Say("OH,come on people...this is funny\r\n"
          "Imagine a dolphin sitting at a bar\r\n"
          "talkin to his buds,saying this");
    I->Laugh(LAUGHTER_LOUD);
    delete I;
}

void main(void)
{
   GoAginstPopularOpnion();
   return 0;
}

...



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|SEE HIS (  /   \ \' SEE HIS      but its really cool.    |
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> #include "me.h"
> 
> void GoAginstPopularOpnion()
> {
>     CME* I;
>     I = new CME;
>     I->Say("OH,come on people...this is funny\r\n"
>           "Imagine a dolphin sitting at a bar\r\n"
>           "talkin to his buds,saying this");
>     I->Laugh(LAUGHTER_LOUD);
>     delete I;
> }
> 
> void main(void)
> {
>    GoAginstPopularOpnion();
>    return 0;
> }
> 

why is main returning zero?  isn't it void?  did you even try to compile
this before you posted?

pro...@hotmail.com (learn to program) writes:

> > #include "me.h"
> >
> > void GoAginstPopularOpnion()
> > {
> >     CME* I;
> >     I = new CME;
> >     I->Say("OH,come on people...this is funny\r\n"
> >           "Imagine a dolphin sitting at a bar\r\n"
> >           "talkin to his buds,saying this");
> >     I->Laugh(LAUGHTER_LOUD);
> >     delete I;
> > }
> >
> > void main(void)
> > {
> >    GoAginstPopularOpnion();
> >    return 0;
> > }
> >
>
> why is main returning zero?  isn't it void?  did you even try to compile
> this before you posted?

And wouldn't that be GoAgainstPopularOpinion?

And \r\n does  not mean what you  think. \r = \015, but  \n depends on
the compiler and the architecture. On Macintosh, \n = \015. On MS-DOS,
\n = \015\012. On unix, \n = \012.


 (o_
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 V_/

"Pascal J. Bourguignon" wrote:
> 
> pro...@hotmail.com (learn to program) writes:
> 
> > > #include "me.h"
> > >
> > > void GoAginstPopularOpnion()
> > > {
> > >     CME* I;
> > >     I = new CME;
> > >     I->Say("OH,come on people...this is funny\r\n"
> > >           "Imagine a dolphin sitting at a bar\r\n"
> > >           "talkin to his buds,saying this");
> > >     I->Laugh(LAUGHTER_LOUD);
> > >     delete I;
> > > }
> > >
> > > void main(void)
> > > {
> > >    GoAginstPopularOpnion();
> > >    return 0;
> > > }
> > >
> >
> > why is main returning zero?  isn't it void?  did you even try to compile
> > this before you posted?

so you would ask why.....

> And wouldn't that be GoAgainstPopularOpinion?

that depens on how ya spell different words.
 
> And \r\n does  not mean what you  think. \r = \015, but  \n depends on
> the compiler and the architecture. On Macintosh, \n = \015. On MS-DOS,
> \n = \015\012. On unix, \n = \012.

hmmm....so.....

bunch of nerds........ :^P

anyway...the dolphin joke was still perty dang funny.

Obascii:
generic thing with different spots.       

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   \ *   / #   /%  |
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     \_/  % / *|  /
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|SEE HIS (  /   \ \' SEE HIS      but its really cool.    |
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Pascal J. Bourguignon <pj...@imaginet.fr> wrote in message
news:87y...@triton.local.net...
> pro...@hotmail.com (learn to program) writes:
>
> > > #include "me.h"
> > >
> > > void GoAginstPopularOpnion()
> > > {
> > >     CME* I;
> > >     I = new CME;
> > >     I->Say("OH,come on people...this is funny\r\n"
> > >           "Imagine a dolphin sitting at a bar\r\n"
> > >           "talkin to his buds,saying this");
> > >     I->Laugh(LAUGHTER_LOUD);
> > >     delete I;
> > > }
> > >
> > > void main(void)
> > > {
> > >    GoAginstPopularOpnion();
> > >    return 0;
> > > }
> > >
> >
> > why is main returning zero?  isn't it void?  did you even try to compile
> > this before you posted?
>
> And wouldn't that be GoAgainstPopularOpinion?
>
> And \r\n does  not mean what you  think. \r = \015, but  \n depends on
> the compiler and the architecture. On Macintosh, \n = \015. On MS-DOS,
> \n = \015\012. On unix, \n = \012.



isnt C silly ;))


Procedure Myself.GoAgainstPopularOpinion;
const newline = #10#13;
begin
     showmessage('OH,come on people...this is funny'+newline+
                 'Imagine a dolphin sitting at a bar'+newline+
                 'talkin to his buds,saying this');

     self.laugh(Laughter_Loud);

end; // of go against popular opinion