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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 6 Jan 1999.
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REPENT! Jesus is LORD of the Sabbath

REPENT! Jesus is LORD of the Sabbath

alt.ascii-art · 7 messages · 6 Jan 1999 - 9 Jan 1999
Krogg <kro...@gtcom.net> ASCII art 6 Jan 1999 00:00 · permalink · report
Anonymous wrote:
> 
> Here's absolutely irrefutable, scientifically-verifiable evidence that
> plainly demonstrates Jesus the Nazarene called the Christ to be the
> One and Only Messiah of the Hebrew Old Testament(TaNaKh).
[Bullshit snipped]

Hey,Nobody,
  You die and you go to hell.... AHAHAHAHA Oh yeah,b4 i forget,
What in hell does this have to do with ascii-art....hmmm...give
up?.....I thought so...well the answer is "nothing",not a fucking
thing...its just a bunch o religious bullshit you contrived to 
suppport the ongoing cult of christianity.......................
But it _is_ a good excuse to piss on you........ :)


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dym...@ripco.com wrote in message ...

>Look at the headers.  This spam was posted to art-related
>newsgroups.
>
>All artists are free-thinking pagan moral reprobates.
>Except maybe that Norman Rockwell dude.

>Kerry L. Keane

This guy Kerry are really on the ball.  It are plumb
ree-freshin' to finally see anubber really smart guy
postin' on this here electronic-type newsgroup. He are
absoklutely kerect about them damn ar-tists.  They is
all a bunch of reperbates.  I think that Norman Rockwell
probable was too, though.  Jus' cause some SOB like him
could paint a picher that looked good, doan mean he weren't
no reperbate.
    An' let me tell yah'll, this here kind of post shure ere
not spam.  Spam come in a can, and are good fer sanwitches.
This here post is as fine ah 'xample of intellegent dee-scusion
as I ever did see.  Personal, I wood like tah see all them
pagan are-tists ah barkin' in hell.  I hopes that good posts like
these will he'p put them there, as soon as is possibles.

    Keep up the fine work, fella.  I hopes that you will honor
this here news-postin' group with more of your'n insitefull
wisdom an' moderate thinkin'.

                            Jonathon R. Oglesbee
                           oglesbee@
                                    mail.fullnet.net

Krogg wrote in message <369...@gtcom.net>...

>Hey,Nobody,
>  You die and you go to hell.... AHAHAHAHA Oh yeah,b4 i forget,
>What in hell does this have to do with ascii-art....hmmm...give
>up?.....I thought so...well the answer is "nothing",not a fucking
>thing...its just a bunch o religious bullshit you contrived to
>suppport the ongoing cult of christianity.......................
>But it _is_ a good excuse to piss on you........ :)
>
>
>Obascii:
>                                  (Ahh,feels better)
>                                     O
>                              ||\\\ o
>                             OO \\\\
>                             <_,@\\\\
>                              \ _\\\\
>                              [(  )|
>                              |/ / |
>                             <  >  |
>                           __| /####
>                     _..--(_(__) K )
>                _.-''         #  R|
>             .-'               \ O|
>      .:`.\.'__::.....         ( GJ
>     .:Budda:Bob:Xemu::        | G\
>    :God:Jesus:Bibles:::     __|  /
>__.::Nob...@remailer.ch::.__<_____)
>####################################################


Dear Krogg,

    It are obvious that you ere nuthin' but ah free-pissin',
pagan, moral reperbate. No doubt, you will soon be barkin'
in hell.  I wud call you an ar-teest, but since I doan figger
that askie are really art, I won't.

                            Be good,
                        Jonathon R. Oglesbee

                        oglesbee@
                                 mail.fullnet.net

Alex Webb <fle...@nemesis.com.au> ASCII art 7 Jan 1999 00:00 · permalink · report
dym...@ripco.com wrote:
> On 6 Jan 1999, Deespan1 wrote:
> > And this has what to do with ballet?  No oofense but I am
> > sure there is some
> > other ng appropriate for this
> Look at the headers.  This spam was posted to art-related
> newsgroups.
> All artists are free-thinking pagan moral reprobates.
> Except maybe that Norman Rockwell dude.
> It's also posted to alt.archeology, because
> archeologists refuse to accept that the earth
> is really 6,000 years old.

I hope whoever spammed this (it looked like it was going to alt.*) is hunted
down and crucified.  Pun intended.  Who were the first bunch of pre-millenial
lunatics busted in Israel this month?  Christians from the US.  Atheism and
Agnosticism never looked so good.  I know I'm OT, I just wanted to vent my
spleen.  I could have used crap ascii cartoons but that would have taken too
long.  Actually...

If wishes were horses, spammers crucified.

                               Damn that divine retribution!
                               I shoulda never made that post.
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Fogive them Father, they no not what to post.

Moose is loose...

Krogg <kro...@gtcom.net> 8 Jan 1999 00:00 · permalink · report
JRO wrote:
> 
> Krogg wrote in message <369...@gtcom.net>...
> 
> >Hey,Nobody,
[cool stuff sniped]
> 
> Dear Krogg,
> 
>     It are obvious that you ere nuthin' but ah free-pissin',
> pagan, moral reperbate. No doubt, you will soon be barkin'
> in hell.  I wud call you an ar-teest, but since I doan figger
> that askie are really art, I won't.
> 
>                             Be good,
>                         Jonathon R. Oglesbee
> 
>                         oglesbee@
>                                  mail.fullnet.net
  J,
I doan know what a reparbate is,but i reckon its something,
but i cant figure what.Anyhow,thanks.
       Be cool,
            Krogg

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Oh, shit !!!  Head for the hills. Last time he got out we had WW2 and
that nice Mr. Hilter
was talked about like a dog.

Miika Aulio wrote:

> Moose is loose...

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