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Nerd Boy, episodes 189-200

Nerd Boy, episodes 189-200

alt.ascii-art · 2 messages · 24 Feb 2002 - 24 Feb 2002
Joaquim Gândara <cla...@lords.com> ASCII art 24 Feb 2002 03:00 · permalink · report
Saw bug posting and realised that I've been neglecting a.a-a a bit... Here's
a whole bunch of strips.

---
  So do you think
   it's possible?                  What?
                 `,,,         _    ,
                  '..        (_|  O
                   ||        [__]_.)_|
              ____ |\ ______ |   |d| | ____


  ZeoSync's 100:1 non-            Aaugh, don't get
   lossy compression.               me started!
                   `,,,       _     ,
                    '..      (_|   O
                    .||.     [__]_ )_|
              ______ || ____ |   |d| | ____


                 OK.          It's impossible! They're raving lunatics!
               I just..      Look at the website! "A chip that empowers
                   ` ,,,      _    ,  the world." Geez, their chairman
                     ..'     (_|  O     is called "St. George"! Oooh,
                    .||.     [__]_ )_|   killing the big bad draconic
              ______ /| ____ |   |d| | __  Shannon's limit, are we?


    Are you saying it               Either that or
     must be a joke?               a frickin' -cult-.
                    `,,,      _    ,
                     '..     (_|  O
                     .||.    [__]_.)_|
jg            _______ || ___ |   |d| | ____

---
Gotta love techno babble.
---

                   Oh...              Hi, I
                   Hello.             guess.
                       `,,,           ,
                        '..        ..~
                        .||.      .<<.
                         |\        ||


                      Um..            So.
                        `,,,          ,
                         '..       ..~
                         .||.     .<<.
                          ||       ||

                         ,,,
                         '..       ..~
                         .||.     .<<.
                          ||       ||

                         ,,,
                         '..       ..~
                         .||.     .<<.
                          ||       ||

Well, it's been fun. Let's
never do it again sometime.          Sounds great.
                        `,,,          ,
                         '..       ..~
                         .||.     .<<.
 jg                       ||       ||

---
I realised that Fan Boy and Mandy hadn't really talked since the
introduction of Fan Boy. I figured that they just might not have much to
talk about.
---

           Ohayo!        ?
           ,            ,,,
        ~==             ..'
         ]]             ||
         |\             /|

                                                     Oh no, not
                                                     you again.
                                 ,,,                 ,
                                 '..               --~
                                  ||              .<<.
                                  |\               ||



Aah, Nerd Boy! You're the               Did you know that a member
only one here that I can                class can inherit the class
really communicate with!                of which it's a member? It
                     `,,,          _    ,   looks kinda weird...
                      '..         (_|  O
                       ||         [__]_.)_|
              ________ |\ _______ |   |d| | __________


        OK, forget what I               You mean you were
           just said...                 saying something?
                       `,,,        _    ,
                        '--       (_|  O
                        .||.      [__]_.)_|
 jg       ______________ || _____ |   |d| | ________________

---
This one is somewhere between good and mediocre. It's kind of predictable,
but I didn't know how else to build up to the punchline.
---

 Hey Nerd Boy, I
  got an idea.                         What?
              `,,,                _    ,
               '..               (_|  O
                ||               [__]_.)_|
                |\               |   |d| |


 You know how we really want
  to play City of Heroes,              Of course.
  but have to wait until `,,,     _    ,
    the beta comes out    '..    (_|  O
   like everyone else?    .||.   [__]_.)_|
                           ||    |   |d| |



  Maybe we could hack into             That's totally illegal!
    Cryptic's computers  `,,,     _    ,   Are you insane?!
    and just steal the    '..    (_|  O
     alpha version...     .||.   [__]_.)_|
                           ||    |   |d| |



                   Are you?            Good point.
                         `,,,     _    ,  Let's.
                          '..    (_|  O
                          .||.   [__]_.)_|
   jg                      ||    |   |d| |

---
Well, the problem is finding the computer that has the latest version of the
game, provided that it's even connected to the internet. Let's just say that
it is and that they do...
---

So, Fan Boy, what do     ,,,                  __
you think about  `OO     '..                  ..#
clockless chips? ((       ||                 .|(.
             ___ b b ____ |\ ________________ || ___

                      Linda?!                    Hi..
                       ,  `,,,                __ ,
                     OO    'oo                ..#
                    -||-   .||.              '|(.
                ____ bb ___ || ______________ || ___


             How come -you- know Linda?!
                       ,  `,,,                __
                     OO    oo'                ..#
                   .((-   -||.               .|(.
                ____ bb __ || _______________ || ___


                 I was her boyfrien-
                       ,  `,,,                __
                     OO    ..'                ..#
                    .||.  .||.               .|(.
                ____ bb __ || _______________ || ___


                     *    ,,,                 __
                     OO   'oo                 ..#'
                    ((    .||.               .|(.
              jg____ bb __ || _______________ || ___

---
Surprise! Finally, she's back, and along with her some of that romance
comedy that is what Nerd Boy is all about, according to some people. I like
it. It's rather basic, but it works.
---

              Linda? Last I heard,
             you were in Las Vegas!
                  ,,,    `              __
                  '..     OO            ..#
                  .||.   .||.          .|(.
             _____ || ___ bb __________ || _____


Vegas? That's where -we-                You are. I've been in Vegas
met! You told me -I- was                  twice; once before I met
your first love! `,,,                   __ ,  Nerd Boy, once after.
                  '..     OO            ..#
                  .||.   .||.          .|(.
     _____________ || ___ bb __________ || ____________


 She dumped you too,        She dumped you? Well
huh? Well -I- was her      -I- dumped -her-! Hah!
first love! Hah! `,,,       ,           __
                  '..     OO            ..#
                  .||.   .||.          .|(.
             _____ || ___ dd __________ || _____


You had a girlfriend       Hmm. Good
 and broke up! Hah!         one...
                 `,,,       ,           __
                  '..     OO            ''#
                  .||-    ||           .|(.
    jg____________ || ___ dd __________ ||

---
This one is kind of funny too. I like the "Hah!":s. There's nothing like
repetition.
---

 So, how's the hacking         Well, I've found the server where
  going? Any luck yet?         Cryptic keeps the latest version
                `,,,      _    ,  of City of Heroes... I think.
                 '..     (_|  O
                 .||.    [__]_.)_|
                  ||     |   |d| |


 So? Can you hack               Well, all attempts so far
into it and get the            have failed... This is hard.
 game or what?  `,,,      _    ,
                 '..     (_|  O
                 .||.    [__]_.)_|
                  ||     |   |d| |


What? You usually             Seems I can't concentrate. I have this
hack into servers              nagging feeling, like a voice in the
in a matter of  `,,,      _    ,   back of my head telling me I've
  seconds!       '..     (_|  O      forgotten something...
                 .||.    [__]_.)_|
        _________ || ___ |   |d| | _______



   What?              -I- don't                      Helloo?! Long lost
       `,,,      _    ,  know.                     __ ,  ex-girlfriend
        '..     (_|  O                             ..#    right here!
        .||.    [__]_.)_|                         -|(-
  jg____ || ___ |   |d| | ________________________ || _____

---
I realised that I had left that other story arc hanging, and decided to do
some of my "plot line intertwining" (pat. pending). The result.. well, I
don't know what I think, to be honest.
---

     I'm in! Now to copy the                  Hey! Are you guys going
      files before Cryptic                  to acknowledge my existence
       discovers the breach!                 or just hack computers?!
             ,,,      _  `                  __ ,
             '..     (_|  O                 ..#
             .||.    [__]_.)_|             .|(.
              ||     |   |d| |              ||


                                              Well?
            ,,,      _                     __ ,
            '..     (_|  O                 ..#
            .||.    [__]_.)_|             .|(.
             ||     |   |d| |              ||


    Hello?!                 I'm sorry. You're right.
   Nerd Boy?              This is getting out of hand.
           `,,,      _    ,                __
            '..     (_|  O                 ..#
            .||.    [__]_.)_|             .|(.
             ||     |   |d| |              ||


                           Linda, could you please leave?
                          We require utmost concentration.
            ,,,      _    ,                __
            '..     (_|  O                 --#
            .||.    [__]_.)_|             .|(.
  jg         ||     |   |d| |              ||

---
That last line is meant to come as a surprise to the reader, but I still
think I didn't mask it well enough. I did try though, but.. I mean, come on,
it's Nerd Boy. He's like that.
---

Well? Are you stealing the                  I'M STILL HERE! I want to
files or what? Are we still              talk to you two about -- oh I
hacking into Cryptic? Hello?            don't know -- why I disappeared
               `,,,    _                __ ,  without a single trace?!
                '..   (_|  O            --#
                .||.  [__]_.)_|        .|(.
             ___ || _ |   |d| | _______ || _____


 Almost.. done. Their monitor            Do you two not care about your
software is tracing my connection..       mutual ex-girlfriend AT ALL?!
                ,,,    _  `             __ ,
                '..   (_|  O            --#
                .||.  [__]_.\_|        -|(-
             ___ || _ |   |d| | _______ || _____


 AUGH! I had to disconnect, it
  was totally on to me! Crap.              HELLOOO?!?
                ,,,    _  `             __ ,
                '..   (_|  O            oo#
                .||.  [__]_.)_|        -|(-
             ___ || _ |   |d| | _______ || _____


                                        Haven't you ever played Uplink?
                ,,,    _              __ ,  You have to bounce your
                '..   (_|  O          ..#  connection! Let me see that.
                .||.  [__]_.)_|       |(
      jg________ || _ |   |d| | _____ /| _______

---
This surprise worked a bit better, I think. If you read it once and then go
back and read it again, you can see how Linda's third line is connected to
her fourth, and not her two first. Ambiguity is a wonderful thing, I should
use it more often. (Uplink: www.introversion.co.uk)
---

   There, I hacked Cryptic's               But.. Linda, these
  servers and stole the alpha             files are encrypted!
 version of City of Heroes.  ` __      _    ,         ,,,
NOW can I tell you about my   #..     (_|  O          ..'
mysterious disappearence?!    .)|.    [__]_.)_|      .||.
                         _____ || ___ |   |d| | _____ || ____


 Oh geez... Well, scoot
over and I'll crack them.         By all means.
                     ` __    _     ,        ,,,
                      #--   (_|   O         ..'
                      .)|.  [__]_  )_|     .||.
                  ____ |\ _ |   | d| | ____ || ____
LATER...

 You know, I wonder where        Yeah.. Where did she disappear to?
 Linda was all that time.        Why haven't she told us already; it's
             .--.       `,,,     ,  not as if she hadn't had any time,
            / / |     ,- ..' - OO ---.  she's been here for weeks now!
            +-+-+  .-'__ || ___ )).-'|   Actually.. Let's go ask her.
            | | |  ||___//_____dd_|__|


        Hey..                        Shh, I need utmost concentration
        Linda.                         here..! I'm -this close- to
           `,,,                  _   _ ,  cracking these files!
       OO   '..                 (_|  .#
      ((     ||                 [__]_.\_|
jg___ b b __ |\ _______________ |   |/| | ________

---
I've always thought that the expression "this close" is amusing without any
visual cue. Other than that, this strip kind of sucks, as most story arc
endings do.
---

  Hee hee, brilliant!                  No.. -Please- -do- tell;
 You know what I really               the suspense is killing me.
  love about SinFest?    _                ,           .--.
                    `O  |_)     ,----- ~.. ----.      | \ \
                  |_(._[__]     |`-.___.>>._____`-.   +-+-+
                  | |b|   |     |__|____\\_______||   | | |


  There are funny subtle           Oh, -subtlety-. Your
details in the background             "specialty"!
  of certain panels.     _                ,           .--.
                    `O  |_)     ,----- ~.. ----.      | \ \
                  |_(._[__]     |`-.___.>>._____`-.   +-+-+
                  | |b|   |     |__|____\\_______||   | | |


 I like to think that I'm
a connoisseur of the subtle               Idiot.
  things in life, yes.   _                ,           .--.
                    `O  |_)     ,----- ~.. ----.      | \ \
                  |_(._[__]     |`-.___.>>._____`-.   +-+-+
                  | |b|   |     |__|____\\_______||   | | |


In the strip I just read,               Oh, I was just
 I noticed that.. Wait,                  "agreeing".
 what did you just say?  _                ,           .--.
                    `O  |_)     ,----- ~.. ----.      | \ \
                  |_(._[__]     |`-.___.>>._____`-.   +-+-+
              jg  | |b|   |     |__|____\\_______||   | | |

---
Yeah, you have to be careful with Mandy. She can be a bit unclear at times.
Times when you're an idiot. I had lots of fun here trying to convey Mandy's
sarcasm.
---

You know, I really hate
it when people celebrate          Why?
 "special" numbers. `,,,          ,
                     '..        OO
                      ||       .||.
                      |\        dd


 Well, they're totally             I agree. As for
arbitrary. Just because           base 2, however..
 a number looks nice  `,,,        ,
 in base 10 doesn't    '..      OO
  make it special.     .||.    .||.
                        ||      dd


Same thing. It's stupid            Isn't that what
 to even pay that kind            you're doing now?
  of thing any mind.  `,,,        ,
                       '..      OO
                       .||.    .||.
                        ||      dd


 Uh.. No, I'm just kind
 of meta-discussing it.           Right.
                      `,,,        ,
                       '..      OO
                       .||.    .||.
jg                      ||      dd

---
I agree with Fan Boy on this one. I realised when I read this strip again
later on that Fan Boy and Nerd Boy represent different parts of my psyche.
Or something to that effect.

-jg

bug <my....@my.sig> ASCII art 24 Feb 2002 10:38 · permalink · report
,---.     /(/(  Sun, 24 Feb 2002 04:00:57 +0100,
'--. \.--' . .\ wewi�rka znana te� jako Joaquim G�ndara,
   `-;      < / wprowadza w �ycie plan podbicia �wiata
      `v-.J-.J  przy pomocy puszki mielonki konserwowej:

>Saw bug posting and realised that I've been neglecting a.a-a a bit... Here's
>a whole bunch of strips.

At last! I missed the little guy... ;)

>
>                   Oh...              Hi, I
>                   Hello.             guess.
>                       `,,,           ,
>                        '..        ..~
>                        .||.      .<<.
>                         |\        ||
>
>
>                      Um..            So.
>                        `,,,          ,
>                         '..       ..~
>                         .||.     .<<.
>                          ||       ||
>
>                         ,,,
>                         '..       ..~
>                         .||.     .<<.
>                          ||       ||
>
>                         ,,,
>                         '..       ..~
>                         .||.     .<<.
>                          ||       ||
>
>Well, it's been fun. Let's
>never do it again sometime.          Sounds great.
>                        `,,,          ,
>                         '..       ..~
>                         .||.     .<<.
> jg                       ||       ||
>
>---
>I realised that Fan Boy and Mandy hadn't really talked since the
>introduction of Fan Boy. I figured that they just might not have much to
>talk about.

Great strip! It's very similar to one scene in "Human Traffic". 
Have you seen it?


Best regards/Pozdrowienia,

Blazej [bug]
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