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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 14 Jun 1994.
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Elephants on Stage

Elephants on Stage

alt.ascii-art · 1 message · 14 Jun 1994
Colin Douthwaite <Col...@equinox.gen.nz> ASCII art 14 Jun 1994 19:21 · raw headers · report
mik...@plexus.demon.co.uk (Mike Wilson) wrote:

> Here in the UK, we have a kids' TV programme called "Blue Peter".  
> It's been around for AGES -- must be getting on for 30 years. When 
> I was a kid (I'm 37 now), they had a baby elephant on (it was, and 
> still is, a live programme). The elephant did his business right 
> there in the studio. He must have done a couple of gallons! John 
> Noakes, one of the presenters, slipped on the lake of pee. Then 
> handler tried to restrain the elephant who was having none of that 
> and marched across the studio with the handler in tow, barging 
> folk all over the place.  It was one of the best bits of TV I've 
> ever seen. It gets repeated from time-to-time.  

> [Sorry -- this isn't ASCII art - but I though elephant fans might 
> enjoy it] 


I thought your elephant story deserved an illustration so I diddled
a picture:



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