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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 12 Sep 1996.
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[13] Anniversary

[13] Anniversary

alt.ascii-art · 1 message · 12 Sep 1996
Colin Douthwaite <cfb...@southern.co.nz> ASCII art 12 Sep 1996 00:00 · raw headers · report
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                              ......
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                          /            \
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=================@@@@==========:  :==========@@@@===================
                               `--'

                   Antispoiler Story for Lilones


                     ***  THE BEAN FAIRIES  ***


            [ ...With humble apologies to Chevalier... ]

====================================================================



     When good little children eat all their vegetables...



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          ...then, on the night of the blue moon,...



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...when everyone is fast asleep,..


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            __-_______________ /__/_______|  |_________
           (                |----         |  |
            `---------------'--\\\\      .`--'          -Glyde-
                                         `||||




...the Bean Fairies tunnel their way up from their dark, cool caverns 
beneath the earth. Pop!  Up through the grass, they sprout like 
little mushrooms with bright red caps...



    ____          ____           ____           ____           ____
   (_  _)        (_oo_)         (_  _)         (_oo_)         (_  _)
  ___||___      ___||___       ___||___       ___||___       ___||___
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...And go carefully through the windows, to where the good children sleep, 


!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
((( . *. . * |  . * . * )))
((( .  *   . |  * . .*  )))
(((  .   * * | .  * . * )))
(((__________|_________ )))
((( . *  . * |          )))
((( .  . *   |   ____   )))
(((   *  * . |  (_oo_)  )))
(((  *   . * |  __||__  )))
(((=====================)))




     _ \-/ _
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...to leave little boxes of tofu beside their pillows.

                         _____________
                         |           |
         __&__     __*__ |   TOFU    | _____      ________
         |   | __  |   | |           | |\\ |  __  | Tofu |
         |___| |_\ |___| |___________| |_\\| /__\ |_\__/_|



             Bad children get tofu without the boxes.


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   Happy Greetings to all Lilones reading...and may you all
     get your Tofu in the boxes...


                 SWEET DREAMS to all my Lilones,


                    From:  " Uncle Felix "

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  Text taken from the writings of Felix Lee, with pictures from 
  almost everywhere. Again, repeated apologies to Chevalier.


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