Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 3 Sep 2001.
History with Fuzzball
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· 18 messages · 3 Sep 2001 - 17 Sep 2001
Yes! It's the FUNKY FUZZBALL!
More Fuzzball can be found at http://eurakarte.com
Today's Adventure: "History with Fuzzball"
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Hello. Fuzzball and |O O|
Sherman here, as usual. | v |
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So we proudly present
Because of a little- /;;;\ "History with Fuzzball!"
known and rarely enforced |O O| /
law in Carbo-Nation, I am | v | _____/
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"History started with a bunch "Is that a dino-
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"Then they all evolved I love my |=+=|
into a bunch of birds. After hat, Fuzzball!_+___+_
the dinosaurs, there were the ___ \ /---\
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"The pilgrims came over from
England because the only music
allowed in England was Arthur ((((( ))))) Because
Godfrey's Too Fat Polka." (( O| |O )) she's too
(( v| |v )) /fat for me!
I don't want her, \---/ \---/ She's too
you can have her, / | | fat for me!
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"The pilgrims got corn and an
entire continent from the \ \ This is good
natives. The pilgrims gave them | | /;;;\ corn!
smallpox in return." /-"-\ |O | /
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"Eventually, the pilgrims |=+=| Fuzzball! This box
had an Industrial Revolution. _+___+_ glows with life! You
Suddenly, everyone was /;;;\ know what that means!
carrying around cell phones | O| /
and Palm Pilots!" | v| ___/
\---/ We get to burn
| some chicks for /\/\/
-+-## witchcraft! FUN \____ /0 \
/ \ AHOY! \/\/\
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Fuzzball, there's an
And after some wacky angry mob of /;;;\
hijinx, we got the historians at the |O |
world as we know it today. door! They are \_ |o |
\ carrying torches \---/
\ /\/|/ and pitchforks! |
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The FUNKY FUZZBALL is written by Eurakarte at eur...@eurakarte.com
The Fuzzball Comic Archives are located at http://eurakarte.com/fuzzball
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//Eurakarte
Bow to the PRINCE of PLANKTON.
http://eurakarte.com
On Mon, 03 Sep 2001 15:34:40 GMT, eur...@eurakarte.com (Eurakarte) wrote: >Yes! It's the FUNKY FUZZBALL! >More Fuzzball can be found at http://eurakarte.com >Today's Adventure: "History with Fuzzball" > >=========================================================================== > > > /;;;\ > Hello. Fuzzball and |O O| > Sherman here, as usual. | v | > \ \---/ > \ /\/\/ | > \________ /0 0\ -+- > /\\\- / \ >--------------------------------------------------------------------------- > > So we proudly present > Because of a little- /;;;\ "History with Fuzzball!" > known and rarely enforced |O O| / > law in Carbo-Nation, I am | v | _____/ > being forced to provide \---/ > educational \ /\/\| | > content. \___ /0 0/ -+- > /\\/\ / \ >--------------------------------------------------------------------------- >"History started with a bunch "Is that a dino- >of dinosaurs." saur or a camel?" > ^_^__ > Raar. < \__________ _ > \______ \___ \ / \_ > \ \ / _ \ > \ \/ / \_/ > | | / > \\ /_\ /_// >--------------------------------------------------------------------------- >"Then they all evolved I love my |=+=| >into a bunch of birds. After hat, Fuzzball!_+___+_ >the dinosaurs, there were the ___ \ /---\ >pilgrims in their funny hats!" | | \ |O | > |=+=| \___ |v | > _+___+_ \---/ > /\/\/ Shut up. | > /0 0\ ____/ -+- > /\\\/ / \ >--------------------------------------------------------------------------- >"The pilgrims came over from >England because the only music >allowed in England was Arthur ((((( ))))) Because >Godfrey's Too Fat Polka." (( O| |O )) she's too > (( v| |v )) /fat for me! > I don't want her, \---/ \---/ She's too > you can have her, / | | fat for me! > -+- -+- > | \ - \ >--------------------------------------------------------------------------- >"The pilgrims got corn and an >entire continent from the \ \ This is good >natives. The pilgrims gave them | | /;;;\ corn! >smallpox in return." /-"-\ |O | / > |O.O| |v | __/ > |.n,| \---/ >"It was a pretty fair trade." \---/ ]] | > -+- ]]-+- > / \ / \ >--------------------------------------------------------------------------- >"Eventually, the pilgrims |=+=| Fuzzball! This box >had an Industrial Revolution. _+___+_ glows with life! You >Suddenly, everyone was /;;;\ know what that means! >carrying around cell phones | O| / >and Palm Pilots!" | v| ___/ > \---/ We get to burn > | some chicks for /\/\/ > -+-## witchcraft! FUN \____ /0 \ > / \ AHOY! \/\/\ >--------------------------------------------------------------------------- > > Fuzzball, there's an > And after some wacky angry mob of /;;;\ > hijinx, we got the historians at the |O | > world as we know it today. door! They are \_ |o | > \ carrying torches \---/ > \ /\/|/ and pitchforks! | > \_________ /0 0\ -+- > \/\\/ / \ >=========================================================================== > LOL, because the truth hurts! Very nice Eurakarte!!! Long time no Fuzzball! Keep 'em coming! -- 8^) Yatgirl theBucket pronounced Bouquet
On Mon, 03 Sep 2001 15:34:40 GMT, eur...@eurakarte.com (Eurakarte) enlightened us with: > > Fuzzball, there's an > And after some wacky angry mob of /;;;\ > hijinx, we got the historians at the |O | > world as we know it today. door! They are \_ |o | > \ carrying torches \---/ > \ /\/|/ and pitchforks! | > \_________ /0 0\ -+- > \/\\/ / \ > =========================================================================== /|\ | Brilliant! -- o |\ _[] L_ === Stuart Moore []\, stm
Eurakarte says... > >Yes! It's the FUNKY FUZZBALL! I've missed FUZZBALL <I think I'm growing plankton in my birdbath> >More Fuzzball can be found at http://eurakarte.com >Today's Adventure: "History with Fuzzball" > >=========================================================================== > > > /;;;\ > Hello. Fuzzball and |O O| > Sherman here, as usual. | v | > \ \---/ > \ /\/\/ | > \________ /0 0\ -+- > /\\\- / \ >--------------------------------------------------------------------------- > > So we proudly present > Because of a little- /;;;\ "History with Fuzzball!" > known and rarely enforced |O O| / > law in Carbo-Nation, I am | v | _____/ > being forced to provide \---/ > educational \ /\/\| | > content. \___ /0 0/ -+- > /\\/\ / \ >--------------------------------------------------------------------------- >"History started with a bunch "Is that a dino- >of dinosaurs." saur or a camel?" > ^_^__ > Raar. < \__________ _ > \______ \___ \ / \_ > \ \ / _ \ > \ \/ / \_/ > | | / > \\ /_\ /_// >--------------------------------------------------------------------------- >"Then they all evolved I love my |=+=| >into a bunch of birds. After hat, Fuzzball!_+___+_ >the dinosaurs, there were the ___ \ /---\ >pilgrims in their funny hats!" | | \ |O | > |=+=| \___ |v | > _+___+_ \---/ > /\/\/ Shut up. | > /0 0\ ____/ -+- > /\\\/ / \ >--------------------------------------------------------------------------- >"The pilgrims came over from >England because the only music >allowed in England was Arthur ((((( ))))) Because >Godfrey's Too Fat Polka." (( O| |O )) she's too > (( v| |v )) /fat for me! > I don't want her, \---/ \---/ She's too > you can have her, / | | fat for me! > -+- -+- > | \ - \ >--------------------------------------------------------------------------- >"The pilgrims got corn and an >entire continent from the \ \ This is good >natives. The pilgrims gave them | | /;;;\ corn! >smallpox in return." /-"-\ |O | / > |O.O| |v | __/ > |.n,| \---/ >"It was a pretty fair trade." \---/ ]] | > -+- ]]-+- > / \ / \ >--------------------------------------------------------------------------- >"Eventually, the pilgrims |=+=| Fuzzball! This box >had an Industrial Revolution. _+___+_ glows with life! You >Suddenly, everyone was /;;;\ know what that means! >carrying around cell phones | O| / >and Palm Pilots!" | v| ___/ > \---/ We get to burn > | some chicks for /\/\/ > -+-## witchcraft! FUN \____ /0 \ > / \ AHOY! \/\/\ >--------------------------------------------------------------------------- > > Fuzzball, there's an > And after some wacky angry mob of /;;;\ > hijinx, we got the historians at the |O | > world as we know it today. door! They are \_ |o | > \ carrying torches \---/ > \ /\/|/ and pitchforks! | > \_________ /0 0\ -+- > \/\\/ / \ >=========================================================================== > >The FUNKY FUZZBALL is written by Eurakarte at eur...@eurakarte.com >The Fuzzball Comic Archives are located at http://eurakarte.com/fuzzball >---------------------------------------- >//Eurakarte >Bow to the PRINCE of PLANKTON. >http://eurakarte.com ~J~
In article <qrWk7.2741$4z....@www.newsranger.com>, Nutmegger says... > >I've missed FUZZBALL > ><I think I'm growing plankton in my birdbath> Now you just need a couple of whales in there to eat the plankton.
On Tue, 04 Sep 2001 01:50:14 GMT, Nutmegger<M...@mysecretroadagain.com> provoked the following text: >Eurakarte says... >> >>Yes! It's the FUNKY FUZZBALL! > >I've missed FUZZBALL > ><I think I'm growing plankton in my birdbath> It's a nice change from the algea that usually inhabit your hair. -- Peter Punk \ / ---\\\\--- / \ Op zoek gaan naar buitenaards leven? Kijk op http://home.hetnet.nl/~setiathomegroep/index.html voor tips, antwoorden, discussies. links, downloads en meer. 1553wu/2.257yrs Gosh that takes me back... or is it forward? That's the trouble with time travel, you never can tell." -- Doctor Who "Androids of Tara"
On 04 Sep 2001, ona...@my-deja.com (Cyrano) bought a plush plankton doll and said: >In article <qrWk7.2741$4z....@www.newsranger.com>, Nutmegger >says... >> >>I've missed FUZZBALL >> >><I think I'm growing plankton in my birdbath> > >Now you just need a couple of whales in there to eat the >plankton. You're SICK. ---------------------------------------- //Eurakarte Bow to the PRINCE of PLANKTON. http://eurakarte.com
Cyrano says... >>I've missed FUZZBALL >> >><I think I'm growing plankton in my birdbath> > >Now you just need a couple of whales in there to eat the plankton. You know, I'm thinking of dumping it out on the lawn - I have no idea what is in there. At first I thought they were tadpoles, but now I'll either have to bring a sample to the university Get out my books and microscope Let them grow and see Dump it out and let them die Decisions, decisions...... ~J~
Peter Punk says... >>>Yes! It's the FUNKY FUZZBALL! >> >>I've missed FUZZBALL >> >><I think I'm growing plankton in my birdbath> > >It's a nice change from the algea that usually inhabit your hair. Ha! Well PP - algea is actually GOOD for my hair, but I ran out of the stuff. Kind of expensive. ~J~
Eurakarte says... > >On 04 Sep 2001, ona...@my-deja.com (Cyrano) bought a plush >plankton doll and said: > >>In article <qrWk7.2741$4z....@www.newsranger.com>, Nutmegger >>says... >>> >>>I've missed FUZZBALL >>> >>><I think I'm growing plankton in my birdbath> >> >>Now you just need a couple of whales in there to eat the >>plankton. > >You're SICK. GACK! I wasn't even thinking that way..... ~J~
On Wed, 05 Sep 2001 02:05:44 GMT, Nutmegger<M...@mysecretroadagain.com> provoked the following text: >>>>Yes! It's the FUNKY FUZZBALL! >>> >>>I've missed FUZZBALL >>> >>><I think I'm growing plankton in my birdbath> >> >>It's a nice change from the algea that usually inhabit your hair. > >Ha! Well PP - algea is actually GOOD for my hair, but I ran out of the stuff. >Kind of expensive. Don't wash your hair, the algea will come eventually and take care of your hair. If the cooties don't get you first! -- Peter Punk \ / ---\\\\--- / \ Op zoek gaan naar buitenaards leven? Kijk op http://home.hetnet.nl/~setiathomegroep/index.html voor tips, antwoorden, discussies. links, downloads en meer. 1560wu/2.268yrs Quoting one is plagiarism. Quoting many is research.
Peter Punk says... >>>>>Yes! It's the FUNKY FUZZBALL! >>>> >>>>I've missed FUZZBALL >>>> >>>><I think I'm growing plankton in my birdbath> >>> >>>It's a nice change from the algea that usually inhabit your hair. >> >>Ha! Well PP - algea is actually GOOD for my hair, but I ran out of the stuff. >>Kind of expensive. > >Don't wash your hair, the algea will come eventually and take care of your hair. >If the cooties don't get you first! E-w-w-w-w C-O-O-T-I-E-S!!! I feel like I'm in third grade again PS - Did your brother get it yet PP? I don't care if he doesn't answer, just as long as he got it anyway. ~J~
In article <0eQl7.6934$4z....@www.newsranger.com>, Nutmegger says... > >>Don't wash your hair, the algea will come eventually and take care of your hair. >>If the cooties don't get you first! > >E-w-w-w-w C-O-O-T-I-E-S!!! > >I feel like I'm in third grade again You got the cooties! Nyaaa nya nyaaa nya nyaaa nyaaa! :^)
On Thu, 06 Sep 2001 19:35:24 GMT, Nutmegger<M...@mysecretroadagain.com> provoked the following text: >>>>>>Yes! It's the FUNKY FUZZBALL! >>>>>I've missed FUZZBALL >>>>><I think I'm growing plankton in my birdbath> >>>>It's a nice change from the algea that usually inhabit your hair. >>>Ha! Well PP - algea is actually GOOD for my hair, but I ran out of the stuff. >>>Kind of expensive. >>Don't wash your hair, the algea will come eventually and take care of your hair. >>If the cooties don't get you first! >E-w-w-w-w C-O-O-T-I-E-S!!! Remember what it did to Chicken when he got the cooties! >I feel like I'm in third grade again Yeah, isn't it wonderful? >PS - Did your brother get it yet PP? >I don't care if he doesn't answer, just as long as he got it anyway. I have no idea if he got it or not. We don't have that much contact. -- Peter Punk \ / ---\\\\--- / \ Op zoek gaan naar buitenaards leven? Kijk op http://home.hetnet.nl/~setiathomegroep/index.html voor tips, antwoorden, discussies. links, downloads en meer. 1561wu/2.269yrs Anyone 14 or older who profanely curses, damns or swears by the name of God, Jesus Christ or the Holy Ghost, shall be fined one to three dollars for each offense, with a maximum fine of ten dollars per day. (Indiana state law)
Hello ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the alt.silly.little.newsgroup show! I am your host - Frog Funky - and I would like to present to you none other than the legendary Cyrano<ona...@my-deja.com>! >In article <qrWk7.2741$4z....@www.newsranger.com>, Nutmegger says... >> >>I've missed FUZZBALL >> >><I think I'm growing plankton in my birdbath> > >Now you just need a couple of whales in there to eat the plankton. > I was once captured by pirates and forced to walk the plankton. --------------------- Clarence Julian "Frog" Funky - Internet Celebrity Extraordinaire ROEDER OUT! ROEDER OUT! ROEDER OUT!
On Sun, 16 Sep 2001 18:32:03 +0100, Frog Funky <fro...@freeuk.com> wrote: >Hello ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the alt.silly.little.newsgroup >show! I am your host - Frog Funky - and I would like to present to you >none other than the legendary Cyrano<ona...@my-deja.com>! >>In article <qrWk7.2741$4z....@www.newsranger.com>, Nutmegger says... >>> >>>I've missed FUZZBALL >>> >>><I think I'm growing plankton in my birdbath> >> >>Now you just need a couple of whales in there to eat the plankton. >> >I was once captured by pirates and forced to walk the plankton. > Awww! You should have asked for kelp! -- 8^) Yatgirl theBucket Red, White and Blue...these colors don't run!
In article <qqd...@4ax.com>, Frog Funky says... > >>>I've missed FUZZBALL >>> >>><I think I'm growing plankton in my birdbath> >> >>Now you just need a couple of whales in there to eat the plankton. >> >I was once captured by pirates and forced to walk the plankton. I hope they gave you enough tiny leashes to keep the plankton from getting away.
On Mon, 17 Sep 2001 14:07:49 GMT, Cyrano<ona...@my-deja.com> wrote: >In article <qqd...@4ax.com>, Frog Funky says... >> >>>>I've missed FUZZBALL >>>> >>>><I think I'm growing plankton in my birdbath> >>> >>>Now you just need a couple of whales in there to eat the plankton. >>> >>I was once captured by pirates and forced to walk the plankton. > >I hope they gave you enough tiny leashes to keep the plankton from getting away. > Or you could get Annette, but she hasn't been seine. -- 8^) Yatgirl theBucket Red, White and Blue...these colors don't run!
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