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Joe and Annie 4 [Cartoon]

Joe and Annie 4 [Cartoon]

alt.ascii-art · 10 messages · 26 Oct 2002 - 5 Nov 2002
The Unknown Artist <unk...@artistic.se> ASCII art 26 Oct 2002 07:09 · permalink · report
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                      Wow! Real Swedish pytt i panna!
                      Let's eat, Joe.     /
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                       Mmmmmm! Potatoes, onions...
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                         Why aren't you eating?
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            Ketchup? You put ketchup on pytt i panna...?
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                                Actually...no.
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   Joe, this is an authentic, old-skool Swedish restaurant.
   There's no ketchup here.               /
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   I can't believe you're making such a fuss about ketchup.
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    Well, it helps disguise the taste of the reindeer meat.
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       Yes. Didn't you know?
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 _.--- The Unknown Artist spoke in alt.ascii-art --------._ 
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/* If you missed all the disclamers on my last post /* check the time
stamps[1] */ then read that one first because they apply to this one
too. */

Now I knew that Joe was an Uber-Geek but I did not know that he could
slip into slang speek.  This is disheartening but it is also character
development so I guess I have to live with it.  And I won't even
comment on the last frame lest anyone hasn't read[0] it yet.

'---...____ Faux_Pseudo ________________...---~~~

[0] and what kind of word is read anyway?  It is one of those few
words in the English languaage that is past or present tense depending
on context allown.  It is words like this that mean I will never be
able to spell better in my native language than in say Ancient Greek
('Ella) or Japenese (Niponese).  I hate the English language. 
[1] Nested comments!  How cool is that[2].
[2] UA you have total permission to mock me at this point.


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>     Well, it helps disguise the taste of the reindeer meat.
>                      /
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Well, I laughed :-)

What happened to Joaquim's shirt, though?

 _.--- Sam Blanning spoke in alt.ascii-art --------._ 
> 
> "The Unknown Artist" <unk...@artistic.se> wrote in message
> news:3db...@post.usenet.com...
>>     Well, it helps disguise the taste of the reindeer meat.
>>                      /
>>               ___      Reindeer..?  _____
>>             ///  \            \    (((   `\
>>            //-[.[.]                0 0`\   )
>>            \|\   _\              . (^( )   )
>>             =| {-}              ` . ~-(     )
>>           ./) \\# -.                _'((,,,))
> 
> Well, I laughed :-)
> 
> What happened to Joaquim's shirt, though?
<standerd disclamers>

Ya, what happend to the shirt!  Just because JTHM did the changeing
shirt motif does not mean you exlcluded from it!

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How is that for a play list?

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"Sam Blanning" <enq...@nationalcoursingclub.org> skrev i meddelandet
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> "The Unknown Artist" <unk...@artistic.se> wrote in message
> news:3db...@post.usenet.com
> >     Well, it helps disguise the taste of the reindeer meat.
> >                      /
> >               ___      Reindeer..?  _____
> >             ///  \            \    (((   `\
> >            //-[.[.]                0 0`\   )
> >            \|\   _\              . (^( )   )
> >             =| {-}              ` . ~-(     )
> >           ./) \\# -.                _'((,,,))
>
> Well, I laughed :-)

I didn't, but it might be interesting to note that I actually
do eat pytt i panna with ketchup. Haven't heard of any reindeer
pytt i panna though...

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On 2002-10-26 Fau...@yahoo.comERCIAL said:

   >  <snip>
   >
   >UA you have total permission to mock me at this point.

              Mock, mock, mock.   _____ 
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On 2002-10-26 enq...@nationalcoursingclub.org (Sam Blanning) said:

   >Well, I laughed :-)
   >
   >What happened to Joaquim's shirt, though?

        The batteries ran down.   _____ 
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On 2002-10-26 cla...@lords.com (Joaquim Gandara) said:

   > > Well, I laughed :-)
   >
   >I didn't, but it might be interesting to note that I actually
   >do eat pytt i panna with ketchup. Haven't heard of any reindeer
   >pytt i panna though...

    I -knew- you were a           _____       Anyway, Joaquim, it's
    ketchup guy, Joe. Hehehe!    (((   `\     only a cartoon; not
                         \       _ _`\   )    real life. In real life,
                                 (^  )   )    you'd probably have to go
                                  ~-(     )   to Lappland for reindeer
                                  _'((,,,)))  pytt i panna.
                               ,-' \_/    `\   /
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>     Well, it helps disguise the taste of the reindeer meat.
>                      /
>               ___      Reindeer..?  _____
>             ///  \            \    (((   `\
>            //-[.[.]                0 0`\   )
>            \|\   _\              . (^( )   )
>             =| {-}              ` . ~-(     )
>           ./) \\# -.                _'((,,,))
>          /          \            ,-' \_/    `\
>         /            \          (          ,  |

Whats wrong with reindeer ?


CeeJay schrieb:
> 
> >     Well, it helps disguise the taste of the reindeer meat.
> >                      /
> >               ___      Reindeer..?  _____
> >             ///  \            \    (((   `\
> >            //-[.[.]                0 0`\   )
> >            \|\   _\              . (^( )   )
> >             =| {-}              ` . ~-(     )
> >           ./) \\# -.                _'((,,,))
> >          /          \            ,-' \_/    `\
> >         /            \          (          ,  |
> 
> Whats wrong with reindeer ?

Maybe she's a vegetarian :)

Marc
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