Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 17 Dec 2004.
Girlfriend pic
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· 15 messages · 17 Dec 2004 - 23 Jan 2005
My girlfriend requested me to post these ascii she did:
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((_.YIM=Faux_Pseudo :._)) | - Andrew Jackson
On Fri, 17 Dec 2004 02:46:44 GMT, Faux_Pseudo <Fau...@yahoo.comERCIAL> tried to confuse everyone with this message: > >My girlfriend requested me to post these ascii she did: > > > club _______ > me / ~ ~ \ > please ( Q Q ) > \ T / > ,_____/`{ - }'\_ > \""/ _,/ / \ `-' /`, > / \/ { \ / | > (_____________\mm/_____\mm' qsi > She plays Kingdom of Loathing? -- |a\o/r|,-------------.,---------- Timofei Shatrov aka Grue ------------. | m"a ||FC AMKAR PERM|| mail: grue at mail.ru http://grue3.tripod.com | | k || PWNZ J00 || KoL:Grue3 NationStates:Holypunkeye | `-----'`-------------'`-------------------------------------------[4*72]
_.-In alt.ascii-art, Timofei Shatrov wrote the following -._ >> >> club _______ >> me / ~ ~ \ >> please ( Q Q ) >> \ T / >> ,_____/`{ - }'\_ >> \""/ _,/ / \ `-' /`, >> / \/ { \ / | >> (_____________\mm/_____\mm' qsi >> > > She plays Kingdom of Loathing? Don't know what that is. She just likes seals. Well she likes their fur. Thinks its soft. To her all soft things are clubable. She wants to set up a seal farming operation for seal fur. When it comes time for the "harvest" she wants to grab a baseball bat put "Night Clubing" by Iggy Pop. ___________________ |___________ | :F_P: `-------' Old school seal harvesting equipment. | -- .-')) asciipr0n.com/fp ('-. | It's a damn poor mind that ' ..- .:" ) ( ":. -.. ' | can only think of one way to ((,,_;'.;' UIN=66618055 ';. ';_,,)) | spell a word. ((_.YIM=Faux_Pseudo :._)) | - Andrew Jackson
Above the din in alt.ascii-art, Faux_Pseudo could be heard to say: > > Don't know what that is. She just likes seals. Well she likes their > fur. Thinks its soft. To her all soft things are clubable. Not all soft things. Cats for instance. Cats are cute and soft, but not a source of fur. > She wants to set up a seal farming operation for seal fur. When it > comes time for the "harvest" she wants to grab a baseball bat put > "Night Clubing" by Iggy Pop. Sure, give away my plans. :-P ___________________ |___________ | :F_P: `-------' Old school seal harvesting equipment. | club _______ me / ~ ~ \ please ( Q Q ) \ T / ,_____/`{ - }'\_ \""/ _,/ / \ `-' /`, / \/ { \ / | (_____________\mm/_____\mm' qsi -- You'll either become an expert on reinstalling from scratch, or develop a morbid fear of the 'rm' commmand! From: Andy McDowell -- Slackware Mod Quote - Vol. V
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On 2004-12-20 Fau...@yahoo.comERCIAL said:
> Timofei Shatrov wrote:
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> > She plays Kingdom of Loathing?
>
> Don't know what that is. She just likes seals. Well she likes
> their fur. Thinks its soft. To her all soft things are clubable.
>
> She wants to set up a seal farming operation for seal fur. When it
> comes time for the "harvest" she wants to grab a baseball bat put
> "Night Clubing" by Iggy Pop.
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Your 'girlfriend' sounds like ((( `\
one sick puppy. _ _`\ )
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You sure she's a 'girl,' ~-( )
and not some cross-dressing _'((,,,)))
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Give me just a minute, and then we'll go.
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So are you, like, really going home with the Pseudo-man?
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A surprise?
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Yeah. I'm actually a GUY.
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I THOUGHT you looked a little skanky.
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Hey, this is California, honey...land :
of fruits and nuts. Let's wise up, huh? :
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_.-In alt.ascii-art, Annie wrote the following -._ > Your 'girlfriend' sounds like ((( `\ > one sick puppy. _ _`\ ) She is just old fashoned. As in having Victorian opinions about fur. <snip old aa drawing from about 1 1/6 years ago.> -- .-')) asciipr0n.com/fp ('-. | It's a damn poor mind that ' ..- .:" ) ( ":. -.. ' | can only think of one way to ((,,_;'.;' UIN=66618055 ';. ';_,,)) | spell a word. ((_.YIM=Faux_Pseudo :._)) | - Andrew Jackson
On Mon, 20 Dec 2004 01:48:29 GMT, Faux_Pseudo <Fau...@yahoo.comERCIAL> tried to confuse everyone with this message: >_.-In alt.ascii-art, Timofei Shatrov wrote the following -._ >>> >>> club _______ >>> me / ~ ~ \ >>> please ( Q Q ) >>> \ T / >>> ,_____/`{ - }'\_ >>> \""/ _,/ / \ `-' /`, >>> / \/ { \ / | >>> (_____________\mm/_____\mm' qsi >>> >> >> She plays Kingdom of Loathing? > >Don't know what that is. That's one wicked browser-based online RPG. I think it's minimalistic and witty style would appeal to many ASCII-artists. Very addictive. You have been warned. www.kingdomofloathing.com -- |a\o/r|,-------------.,---------- Timofei Shatrov aka Grue ------------. | m"a ||FC AMKAR PERM|| mail: grue at mail.ru http://grue3.tripod.com | | k || PWNZ J00 || KoL:Grue3 NationStates:Holypunkeye | `-----'`-------------'`-------------------------------------------[4*72]
_.-In alt.ascii-art, Timofei Shatrov wrote the following -._ >>> She plays Kingdom of Loathing? >> >>Don't know what that is. > > That's one wicked browser-based online RPG. I think it's minimalistic > and witty style would appeal to many ASCII-artists. Very addictive. You > have been warned. www.kingdomofloathing.com Ah. I will stick to nethack. Which I haven't played in over a month. Only one addictive game at a time. -- .-')) asciipr0n.com/fp ('-. | It's a damn poor mind that ' ..- .:" ) ( ":. -.. ' | can only think of one way to ((,,_;'.;' UIN=66618055 ';. ';_,,)) | spell a word. ((_.YIM=Faux_Pseudo :._)) | - Andrew Jackson
Faux_Pseudo <Fau...@yahoo.comERCIAL> wrote: >_.-In alt.ascii-art, Timofei Shatrov wrote the following -._ >>> >>> club _______ >>> me / ~ ~ \ >>> please ( Q Q ) >>> \ T / >>> ,_____/`{ - }'\_ >>> \""/ _,/ / \ `-' /`, >>> / \/ { \ / | >>> (_____________\mm/_____\mm' qsi >>> >> >> She plays Kingdom of Loathing? I played that game. Do you know the Ninja Turtles Clan? It's the biggest one in the game by about 400 members. I got them to make me a Ninja Agent and then I cleaned out their entire stash. 1.7 million worth of stuff at normal selling price.
Bateau wrote: > > I played that game. Do you know the Ninja Turtles Clan? It's the biggest > one in the game by about 400 members. I got them to make me a Ninja > Agent and then I cleaned out their entire stash. 1.7 million worth of > stuff at normal selling price. Any bad encounter in PvP after that? They might have felt a little sore about the whole issue... ObAscii: A thief punished to death by hanging... __ | | | o | -|- | / \ _|_ -- Bertrand
Bertrand Mollinier Toublet <ber...@enst-bretagne.fr> wrote: >Bateau wrote: >> >> I played that game. Do you know the Ninja Turtles Clan? It's the biggest >> one in the game by about 400 members. I got them to make me a Ninja >> Agent and then I cleaned out their entire stash. 1.7 million worth of >> stuff at normal selling price. > >Any bad encounter in PvP after that? They might have felt a little sore >about the whole issue... No I never broke my magic hippy stone. I gave my high level accounts and all my money away to people in return for camsex anyway. >ObAscii: A thief punished to death by hanging... > __ > | | > | o > | -|- > | / \ > _|_ , ' `|\ | \ | | |\ o / | (_) _|_| | Me punished to death by hanging.
Above the din in alt.ascii-art, Annie could be heard to say: > _____ > Your 'girlfriend' sounds like ((( `\ > one sick puppy. _ _`\ ) > (^ ) ) > You sure she's a 'girl,' ~-( ) > and not some cross-dressing _'((,,,))) > fag? ,-' \_/ `\ > ( , | > `-.-'`-.-'/|_| > \ / | | > =()=: / ,' aa If one is secure in thier gender, the men can be honest about fashion sense and the women can make the dirty, insulting, sexist jokes. > > What are you drinking? > \ > I don't know, some chick bought it for me. > ._-_. / > //// _\ ,... _____ > /// .'. /,,\\\ ((( `\ > /|( _\ |. .|)\\ _ _`\ ) > \\| _| |/ |/// (^ ) ) > //\\ _/ |\=_|\\\ ~-( ) > \.-'==='-. |./_| //_ _'((,,,))) > / \ / | / |", ,-' \_/ `\ > /_/|:F_P:|\_\ ( .' | \ ( , | > | | | || | \" "., /\__\ `-.-'`-.-'/|_| > ,__ \ \| |/ / | | / / \ / | | > '|~~|\ \|| ||/ | |/ / =()=: / ,' > --|~~| |----'-----'-------'------'-'---------------'-----'-'---aa-- > |~~|/ |~| > '--' |_| diddle by > qsi Our first night out. And a much better likeness of me. I'm all woman, and most of that is tom boy. I have no problem climbing a tree, hunting my own food and bringing home the bacon. My man never has to worry about waiting 2 hours for me to finish my 'hair and makeup' or trying on a 3rd outfit because /I/ am not satisfied. Low maintainance doesn't mean cheap or easy. Mari -- You'll either become an expert on reinstalling from scratch, or develop a morbid fear of the 'rm' commmand! From: Andy McDowell -- Slackware Mod Quote - Vol. V
_.-In alt.ascii-art, Quasipsyco wrote the following -._ > >> >> What are you drinking? >> \ >> I don't know, some chick bought it for me. >> ._-_. / >> //// _\ ,... _____ >> /// .'. /,,\\\ ((( `\ >> /|( _\ |. .|)\\ _ _`\ ) >> \\| _| |/ |/// (^ ) ) >> //\\ _/ |\=_|\\\ ~-( ) >> \.-'==='-. |./_| //_ _'((,,,))) >> / \ / | / |", ,-' \_/ `\ >> /_/|:F_P:|\_\ ( .' | \ ( , | >> | | | || | \" "., /\__\ `-.-'`-.-'/|_| >> ,__ \ \| |/ / | | / / \ / | | >> '|~~|\ \|| ||/ | |/ / =()=: / ,' >> |~~|/ |~| >> '--' |_| diddle by >> qsi I did this one of her at work today for a gift: .-------------------------.-------------------------. | _____ | | | (_____`> | | | |6 6` | | | .-\ __ |`-. | To honor this holiday | | .| \__/ |. | And to honor Mari too | | / \ `-/ / \ | We offer this voucher | | | \ ,' / | | So she will receive a | | | / /'`.| | | Scarf made of fabrics | | | \ | |\ \ | | and styling which she | | \ `| |-\ \/ | will select on a trip | | |-./ /__\\\\ | to a place that sells | | | / / \| | fabric that she finds | | // /| | | pleasing to her self. | | | /_:F_P:\ | | | \\\\ | | | | | | | | | | | \ | / | Love, Piller | | | \ | | | | | | | | | | \__|-__/ | | | (__)(__) | | | To honor this holiday | | `-------------------------'-------------------------' -- .-')) asciipr0n.com/fp ('-. | It's a damn poor mind that ' ..- .:" ) ( ":. -.. ' | can only think of one way to ((,,_;'.;' UIN=66618055 ';. ';_,,)) | spell a word. ((_.YIM=Faux_Pseudo :._)) | - Andrew Jackson
In article<1gp22js.mfapor13a9y9sN%email@DELETE_THIS.luddite.no-ip.com>, Simon Williams <email@DELETE_THIS.luddite.no-ip.com> writes: > | / | | > ( / \ / __ ,,''''""""""",,'''. > / \ ( \ ',, --_'' @( > |... `___ / `___ (___--`.. / > `^^^\........) |..._........) `''',,,,,.._ /,,,' > `^^^^^^^' `^^^ `^^^^^^^' /__/ > > Selective adaptation be damned! > a nice long set of legs would be > pretty handy right about now... What is a seal's usual drink? canadian club, on the rocks. -- . . : : ,; . : ' ___. uno, dos, tres, |FUEGO| .:. .:. .:': :' .:':' :. . : (") #oH| ' ' :' : :' : .::. H_ ~~~| < > __ ,;;,. \\::// R_) | '-|"""(") {__}::===== ....'''' ' ' ' ___..\||/....L\. ...| ____||--|_'--/__\___ '' .--'''::::::::::::::::::::: \ / /////////////S.Coronado///// ;'^';-._.-;'^';-._.-;'^';-._.-;'^';-._;'^';-._.-;'^';-._.-;'^';-._.-;'^ LRonHubbard is shelled byGoats inHell.READ http://www.ronthewarhero.org
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