Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 23 Jul 1998.
[pics] Asscracks(not for children)
alt.ascii-art
· 4 messages · 23 Jul 1998 - 30 Jul 1998
The idea isnt original but i still think its funny.
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Standard ass crack.
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Dead Ass crack
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Sleeping Ass crack
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Large ass crack
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Tight ass crack
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Half ass crack
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Smelly ass crack
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Scarry ass crack
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Flaming ass crack.
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Waving good bye ass crack
Excuse me,i have to do something else too.Turn yer heads
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MUCH better.ok you can look now.
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You silly twisted Krogg, you.
Here's some derriere-related emoticons:
(_!_) a regular ass
(__!__) a fat ass
(!) a tight ass
(_._) a flat ass
(_^_) a bubble ass
(_*_) a sore (or puckered) ass
(_!__) a lop-sided ass
{_!_} a swishy ass
(_o_) an ass that's been around/an asshole
(_O_) an ass that's been around even more
(_x_) kiss my ass
(_X_) leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) a tired ass
(_o^o_) a wise ass
(_13_) an unlucky ass
(_$_) money coming out of my ass
(_?_) dumb ass
And here's the arse to end all arses, originally by
del...@gaffe.demon.co.uk -
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Gaz (_*_) bla...@hotmail.com
http://www.geocities.com/WestHollywood/Village/1408
"Keep goin' to the post office,
And don't stop 'til you get enough"
>Message-id: <6pgmog$br5$2...@heliodor.xara.net> >You silly twisted Krogg, you. Isn't he?? and along the same lines.... ,#######, ######### ######### ######### '#######' .--' '--. /` `\ / '-. : .-' \ / | : | \ / /|.-- --.|\ \ \ ( / . \ ) / \ \|jgs | |/ / \ \_____|_____/ / (_[I===I===I==]_) |-|~~|:|~~|-| | \__/:\__/ | {-_ -: _= } {_ /^\_ - } { -_ } { - _} {_ } {_ - } {____} {____} (___) (___) my favorite line to my kids?? oh no! your butt is broken! It has a huge crack in it! hahaha-- kids under 10 love it. -joan (very much the mom) -- -. (`\|/`) .--. / \ .---. /:. '. / @\ .' .. '._.---. H A P P Y /:::-. \/_@___\` .-:::. .::\ B I R T H D A Y /::'| `\/ _ _ \' `\:' ::::| B L U E ! __.' | / (o|o) \ `'. ':/ / .:. / | ___ | '---' joan stark | ::::' /: (._.) .:\ mailto:spu...@juno.com \ .=' |:' :::| `""` \ ,-, ':/ ASCII ART GALLERY: jgs '---`(_)`---' http://www.ascii-art.com
Gary Robert Kelly <Xbl...@hotmail.com> writes > >And here's the arse to end all arses, originally by >del...@gaffe.demon.co.uk - > > m..ooo*"""**ooooo .oo*""*ooo.. > . oo*" m"*o.oo*" "*o. > .o" 'o" "o > o o *o > .o o 'o > o o o. > o o o. > o o o > o \o/ o > o --0-- o > o. /o\ o > o o o > "o o oo > o'" o oo > oo o o > oo. oo o > 'ooo. .oo. ooo > "o ""oo,, ,,oO-'Oo, ,,,,,,..oo"o > o. """""" oo """"" .o > 'o oo o' > *o oo o > 'o o o > o o o > o o o > o o o > o o o > o o o > o o o > No it wasn't me man. I found this monstrosity :). Even I can do better than this... -- Customs and excise tell us that for every kilo of drugs they sieze, three times that gets through. Well ideally they should sieze none all, because three times nothing is nothing. DEL BOY (remove 'Rodney') Awight my son? Lovely...
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